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If you had to nuke an Irish town ...

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,587 ✭✭✭Pace2008


    fryup wrote: »
    just nuke the midlands, the towns are dismal as are the people....

    portlaoise:(, mountrath:(, borris on misery:(, roscrea etc etc...


    just thinkin about the place makes me shudder
    I was wondering why Portlaoise wasn't included on the list. I've only been there once and it was a miserable kip.

    Dromod in Leitrim as well; it has the unfriendliest population you're ever likely to meet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Pace2008 wrote: »

    Dromod in Leitrim as well; it has the unfriendliest population you're ever likely to meet.

    have they got electricity in leitrim yet??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,252 ✭✭✭deisedevil


    fryup wrote: »
    have they got electricity in leitrim yet??

    Fail!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,768 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    God your all very depressing.

    Stop knocking your hometowns - have you ever thought it might be you that is the problem.. Your the same miserable bunch that shoot up every weekend to forget reality

    That said, Im not a major fan of Birr but nuking would be a bit OTT


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,252 ✭✭✭deisedevil


    el diablo wrote: »
    why lol?:confused: you culshies have such a chip on your shoulder. :rolleyes:

    Ya, we'd only love to be living in the big smoke with all the smog, traffic, gangland shootings, heroin addicts, noise, over priced drink, over priced accomodation, over priced everything!

    I'm sick of my nice clean county where I can get anything that I can get in Dublin but for cheaper.

    That's why we have a chip on our shoulder, we're jealous! (and we're all thick too and smell of ****e and wear wellies :D )


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭Johnnio13


    Moate or a close second Clara - what a pair of useless towns


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Donald-Duck


    deisedevil wrote: »
    Ya, we'd only love to be living in the big smoke with all the smog, traffic, gangland shootings, heroin addicts, noise, over priced drink, over priced accomodation, over priced everything!

    I'm sick of my nice clean county where I can get anything that I can get in Dublin but for cheaper.

    That's why we have a chip on our shoulder, we're jealous! (and we're all thick too and smell of ****e and wear wellies :D )

    Theres as much of all them things except over priced accomodation in any city in Dublin.(No, a town of 100 people is not a city)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 324 ✭✭greyed


    ballinasloe. fckn eerie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Haha, why does everyone hate dublin? Bomb limerick and finglas for that matter. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭Tipsy7


    I demand the list be ammended to include Tralee the place is beyond all relams of hideousness,it's highly depressing and skobe infested!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,803 ✭✭✭el diablo


    Haha, why does everyone hate dublin? Bomb limerick and finglas for that matter. :)

    I must agree. and maybe we can add Mulhuddart and Balbriggan to that list too. ;)

    Orange pilled.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    i like the dublin one, that'd interesting


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭shivkk06


    castlecomer, ballyragget, athy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭rotinaj


    Tipsy7 wrote: »
    I demand the list be ammended to include Tralee the place is beyond all relams of hideousness,it's highly depressing and skobe infested!

    Tralee for me 2. It really does have a rather high ratio of skobes. Must be all the inbreeding


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,045 ✭✭✭Húrin


    If Navan was not there, the M3 scheme would not have been built, so that's my choice!


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 14,111 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    There are a number of Irish towns that are pure kips. My list includes:

    Athy
    Tipperary Town
    Tuam
    Longford
    Urlingford
    Abbeyfeale
    Bundoran
    Dundalk

    are all no my nuking wish list.:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,213 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Cork.

    Full of insecure losers.

    Their obsession with dublin is shocking.

    Message to the langers:We don't give a **** about you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21 inpornitrust


    dublin
    castlebar
    dublin
    athlone
    dublin
    its not a town but could we nuke county roscommon
    and dublin


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    It has to be Castledermot,what a kip,ghostown.Everything closedup or closing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    come to think of it I might nuke Portlaiose just to make your commutes between the west and the east as painful as possible.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,114 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    dublin
    castlebar
    dublin
    athlone
    dublin
    its not a town but could we nuke county roscommon
    and dublin

    Dublin isn't a town either so unlucky with that one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Deadzone


    Can I use a bouncing bomb? Then I could nuke Swinford and Swinford again and again and again...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,658 ✭✭✭Patricide


    I vote rathkeele. What a hole.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    Drogheda


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,803 ✭✭✭el diablo


    Zebra3 wrote: »
    Cork.

    Full of insecure losers.

    Their obsession with dublin is shocking.

    Message to the langers:We don't give a **** about you.

    he he. I absolutely agree. And their accent is seriously embarrassing, boy... :rolleyes:

    Orange pilled.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21 inpornitrust


    I <3 GuanYin wrote: »
    Dublin isn't a town either so unlucky with that one.

    no flies on you but the poll says "dublin its not a town but we will allow it"
    sooooo is it not you thats "unlucky" with that one:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 578 ✭✭✭30txsbzmcu2k9w


    no flies on you but the poll says "dublin its not a town but we will allow it"
    sooooo is it not you thats "unlucky" with that one:D

    Kilkenny town? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭ZzubZzub


    Tuam.

    After we nuke Tuam, we should get Ballinasloe and Athenry.

    Then I'll be a happy bunny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,150 ✭✭✭Morrisseeee


    Clonmel.........and its 55,000,003,008 roundabouts !!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,369 ✭✭✭UnitedIrishman


    Deadzone wrote: »
    Can I use a bouncing bomb? Then I could nuke Swinford and Swinford again and again and again...

    Bit harsh that now.. 'tis a fine town.

    Would have to be Claregalway. One of the few places man can walk quicker than traffic for a good 3 miles.


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