If you had to nuke an Irish town ...

MJOR

Munya wrote: »

Cork rocks, and they have better accents than you

Up the rebels!!! Woo Hoo

IvaBigWun

Why is it "rebels" btw? What exactly are you rebelling against and how can we assist you?

dr.bollocko

It's rebels because they rebel against tipping people in restaurants and speaking in a non hilarious manner.
After driving through that ludicrous hole of a town they call a city, it appears they also rebel against parking and two way roads.

showry

It would have to be Dundalk,
went up there for a league of Ireland play off in 97,
lost 3-0 and spent the 90 minutes avoiding the (full) cans of harp being thrown at us,

IvaBigWun

It's rebels because they rebel against tipping people in restaurants and speaking in a non hilarious manner.
After driving through that ludicrous hole of a town they call a city, it appears they also rebel against parking and two way roads

Ah I see!

Ok, Cork nuked, wiped out, no more.

But we simply have to extract Skibereen first and bring it to a happier place.

IvaBigWun

TPD wrote: »

It's 'razed' to the ground, not 'raised'.

Happiness in 4 easy steps:

1) PM Hulabaloo

2) Ask for access to the Spell Czechs forum

3) Read this

4) Apply for one of these

galwayrush

Big mistake trying to Nuke Cork, they would only come back and beat us in the second half of the battle.:rolleyes:

Baggly

Ask Hiroshima what the second half of a nuke battle is like.....

dr.bollocko

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Happiness in 4 easy steps:

1) PM Hulabaloo

2) Ask for access to the Spell Czechs forum

3) Read this

4) Apply for one of these

Ouch.



That's pwnage.

Tar.Aldarion

No cork on the list?

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Zonda999

galwayrush wrote: »

Big mistake trying to Nuke Cork, they would only come back and beat us in the second half of the battle.:rolleyes:

Indeed.By your own logic, Kilkenny will be the next to be nuked:D

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

The Scientist wrote: »

Whats wrong with Baile Mhisteala?

The fact that your'e calling it Baile Mhisteala for a start!

crosstownk

Ballahadreen - dreary place, plus it slows me down on my way to Castlebar.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

crosstownk wrote: »

Ballahadreen - dreary place, plus it slows me down on my way to Castlebar.

But if we nuke Castlebar, as we wanted to earlier, than you won't have to go there!

Redshift

Was in Longford today and my god it's a disaster, failing that castlebar and it's never ending road works.

invincibleirish

Carrigaline

Toto Wolfcastle

Ballyporeen. Drove down there today, did a u-turn, and drove back home!

BogWog

I would have said Lusk. Co. Dublin but it wasn't on the list so I settled for Drogheda. Nobody would miss that ****hole.

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Munya

BogWog wrote: »

I would have said Lusk. Co. Dublin but it wasn't on the list

I drove through that place, it was really strange.

IvaBigWun

The Scientist wrote: »

Lol, Bally! Grand spot, home to Ronald Regans grandparents...

Does George Bush have any close relatives in Ireland?

*rubs index Nuke finger*

grenache

There should be no 'anywhere in Limerick' option, how about just plain Limerick City! Ok not a town as such, but with the amount of scum living there, and large parts of it resembling Baghdad, a good nuking would sort a lot of that out. I was tempted to say Newcastle West, but its a little too near me for my own safety

The following towns should not be in the poll, certainly not amongst the country's 20 biggest holes: Kilmallock, Kilkenny, Mitchelstown, Enniskerry.

ickythump

Longford! and i grew up there...says a lot...

grenache

ickythump wrote: »

Longford! and i grew up there...says a lot...

no disrepectin ya, but i would tend to agree with you. Very shabby place.

IvaBigWun

Dublin isnt that bad surely?

23%!

TeletextPear

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Dublin isnt that bad surely?

23%!

depends what part youre talking about

Cody montana

Mallow, What an utter hole of a town.

madser

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Dublin isnt that bad surely?

23%!

Thats just jelousy:rolleyes:

IvaBigWun

madser wrote: »

Thats just jelousy:rolleyes:

Of?

the other 19 choices?

Connemara?

The South Of France?

Madagascar?

The Hanging Gardens of Babylon?



You just posted the internet equivalent of "ner ner, ner ner nerr"