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If you had to nuke an Irish town ...

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  • #272
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    el diablo wrote: »
    most places outside of Dublin are absolute hell-holes especially Cork and Limerick. I'd rather live in Pakistan than either of those dumps..:)

    Can you speak pakistani?:p


  • #273
    Orange69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Orange69


    el diablo wrote: »
    most places outside of Dublin are absolute hell-holes especially Cork and Limerick. I'd rather live in Pakistan than either of those dumps..:)

    I think we would all like if you moved to Pakistan too... you should seriously consider it :rolleyes:


  • #274
    el diablo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,803 ✭✭✭el diablo


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Can you speak pakistani?:p
    No. actually Galway, Kerry and Clare are ok. you can exclude them from my above comment. :p

    Orange pilled.



  • #275
    el diablo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,803 ✭✭✭el diablo


    Orange69 wrote: »
    I think we would all like if you moved to Pakistan too... you should seriously consider it :rolleyes:

    what's with them two cheap and nasty cars in your signature? what's that all about?

    Orange pilled.



  • #276
    CCCP^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,749 ✭✭✭CCCP^


    Portlaoise.

    Trouble is, the scum would survive like the cockroaches they are. That's why I'd roll in the nerve gas after the nuke. BUT THAT STILL WOULDN'T DO IT.


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  • #277
    noel farrell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 289 ✭✭noel farrell


    athy its a dump:mad:


  • #278
    Rancho
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭Rancho


    Between moate and portlaoise i'm torn...Gonna have to go with Portlaoise on this one...


  • #279
    silverside
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,372 ✭✭✭silverside


    why is longford not on the list ?


  • #280
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Dublin - between 11:00am Monday and 3:00pm Friday. Guaranteed to kill the max number of culchies who despise Dublin but still continue to commute there daily. Note the times have been selected to allow for the fact that culchies on flexi-time in the public services come in late on Mondays and feck off early on Fridays leaving the Dubs to answers the phones etc etc while they head back to the bog. Just as they will when it comes to finishing early for the Christmas break. Leeches.


  • #281
    pinder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭pinder


    you do realise the majority of people living in dublin either moved there from somewhere else or there parents did.so the whole place is full of leeches,you included


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  • #282
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    pinder wrote: »
    you do realise the majority of people living in dublin either moved there from somewhere else or there parents did.so the whole place is full of leeches,you included
    Yeah, we're all from Africa. Ok.


  • #283
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    silverside wrote: »
    why is longford not on the list ?

    A premature detonation, it's gone.


  • #284
    Whispered
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,772 ✭✭✭✭Whispered


    noel farrell wrote: »
    athy its a dump:mad:
    +1 roughest, ugliest most dreary and dank place I've ever been in.


  • #285
    pinder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭pinder


    africa??what??i think i know what your getting at,bit stupid.what im saying is people whov moved there wthin one or two generations


  • #286
    GA361
    Closed Accounts Posts: 609 ✭✭✭GA361


    helena.ryan wrote: »
    +1 roughest, ugliest most dreary and dank place I've ever been in.


    Athy's not that bad,we just have a bit of a scumbag infestation at the moment.

    Since Portlaoise wasnt there,I voted Dublin.


  • #287
    pinder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭pinder


    where is athy out of interest?


  • #288
    naasface
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 210 ✭✭naasface


    athy's in kildare.


  • #289
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Kildare?


  • #290
    RadioCity
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 340 ✭✭RadioCity


    Can I add Omagh to the list?

    Has to be the crappest, congested dump of a town. They even tried to build a road around it and ballsed it up too.

    Other than that, Castleblayney. When you had to drive through it, there was sometimes a Garda directing traffic, and to borrow a Catherine Tate phrase, they couldn't direct piss into a bucket.


  • #291
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    Knock Co Mayo.


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  • #292
    The guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The guy


    Navan, the accent.


  • #293
    Aodan83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    Newcastle west. just so we could call newcastle east, newcawstle.I'm assuming there is a newcastle east, of course.


  • #294
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,433 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    RadioCity wrote: »
    Can I add Omagh to the list?

    I think that town has had enough trouble with explosions


  • #295
    el diablo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,803 ✭✭✭el diablo


    GA361 wrote: »
    Athy's not that bad,we just have a bit of a scumbag infestation at the moment.

    Since Portlaoise wasnt there,I voted Dublin.
    why Dublin? :confused: it's by far the most desirable address in Ireland....

    Orange pilled.



  • #296
    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    el diablo wrote: »
    why Dublin? :confused: it's by far the most desirable address in Ireland....

    Lol


  • #297
    winston82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭winston82


    anywhere in wexford. Amazingly enough, everyone in wexford is related. Coincidence? i think not...

    And if you don't like Dublin , you don't have to come here. And don't say you came for our women. Dublin women dont do culchies and if she did she is probably your cousin anyway!!


  • #298
    pinder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭pinder


    winston82 wrote: »
    And don't say you came for our women. Dublin women dont do culchies and if she did she is probably your cousin anyway!!

    how i wish i could understand that :rolleyes:


  • #299
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,385 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Cork. Anything to stop the high-pitched whining.


  • #300
    el diablo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,803 ✭✭✭el diablo


    kraggy wrote: »
    Lol
    why lol?:confused: you culshies have such a chip on your shoulder. :rolleyes:

    Orange pilled.



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  • #301
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    just nuke the midlands, the towns are dismal as are the people....

    portlaoise:(, mountrath:(, borris on misery:(, roscrea etc etc...


    just thinkin about the place makes me shudder


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