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hot gym instructor

  • 18-11-2008 12:50AM
    #1
    darling.x
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭


    Theres a very hot gym instructor in the gym that i go to. I need some help. How will i get his attention. Or will i just go up to him and start chatting. What could i say to him. Hes HOT stuff.


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Comments

  • #2
    camel toe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 217 ✭✭camel toe


    just ask him to give u a shot of his cock


  • #3
    Brimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Brimmy


    You could start by using proper grammar or just flash him.

    Talking usually works though..


  • #4
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Use the ole chat up lines such as:

    Howya! Scratch me fanny!

    Sniff me growler!

    Shows us ya la la!

    if all that fails just grab his hand and put it down your knickers.


  • #5
    Holsten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    camel toe wrote: »
    just ask him to give u a shot of his cock
    Hahahaha. :pac:

    "Heor.... you.... younfella... giz a shot of da cock ye ride ye...."


  • #6
    rotinaj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭rotinaj


    Just whip them out.


    In fact post a pic of them here before you flash him.


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  • #7
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Get him to join you in the sauna.


  • #8
    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    Brimmy wrote: »
    You could start by using proper grammar

    as a guy there is nothing sexier then proper grammar. and to be smug about telling someone else to use proper grammar is even hotter.
    and doing both of these things on the internet just makes me blow my beans right there.....


  • #9
    darling.x
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭darling.x


    I'm not going to flash him.


  • #10
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    darling.x wrote: »
    I'm not going to flash him.
    Then you have come to the wrong place

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #11
    darling.x
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭darling.x


    He is so HOT


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  • #12
    rotinaj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭rotinaj


    darling.x wrote: »
    I'm not going to flash him.

    Flash us so

    Pics or GTFO


  • #13
    Caliden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,981 ✭✭✭Caliden


    togo

    (tits or get out)


  • #14
    Focus6
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭Focus6


    picture or gtfo!


  • #15
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,159 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    He's my best mate so if you send me some naked pics of yourself I'll put in a good word for you.


  • #16
    darling.x
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭darling.x


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    He's my best mate so if you send me some naked pics of yourself I'll put in a good word for you.

    Ha ha


  • #17
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    darling.x wrote: »
    He is so HOT

    Are you drunk?


  • #18
    One Cold Hand
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭One Cold Hand


    darling.x wrote: »
    He is so HOT

    A glass of chilled water would cool him down.

    Then you could get your baps out.


  • #19
    darling.x
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭darling.x


    brianthebard wrote: »
    Are you drunk?

    I'm not drunk. I have to go work in the morning.


  • #20
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    darling.x wrote: »
    I'm not drunk. I have to go work in the morning.

    uh huh..and that's a reason for not being drunk?


  • #21
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Tell him that you're having trouble with the thigh machine in that it just won't spread your legs wide enough.

    Do a big smile.

    Bob's yer uncle.:D


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  • #22
    Captain Slow IRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,651 ✭✭✭Captain Slow IRL


    darling.x wrote: »
    How will i get his attention. Hes HOT stuff.

    Grow a moustache.
    If he's that hot, he'll probably be ghey anyway.*

    *Based on the assumption that the less hot you are (like me), the less ghey you are.


  • #23
    EamonnKeane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 950 ✭✭✭EamonnKeane


    Jazzy wrote: »
    as a guy there is nothing sexier then proper grammar. and to be smug about telling someone else to use proper grammar is even hotter.
    and doing both of these things on the internet just makes me blow my beans right there.....
    oh yeah, grammar girls can split my infinitive any time.

    As regards the gym instructor: he's gay. Sorry.


  • #24
    One Cold Hand
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭One Cold Hand


    Jazzy wrote: »
    as a guy there is nothing sexier then proper grammar. and to be smug about telling someone else to use proper grammar is even hotter.
    and doing both of these things on the internet just makes me blow my beans right there.....

    Lol! You mustn't get too far then!


  • #25
    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    a/s/l ?


  • #26
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    The chances of him being gay are high... But why don't you dress in the tightest clothes you can get your hands on, nothing better to get the love muscle pumping than a nice sweaty camel toe :)


  • #27
    Phoole
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 377 ✭✭Phoole


    What gym does he work at? My mate is a gym instructor in dublin and he's pretty popular with the ladies. Could this be the same guy?


  • #28
    c - 13
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    Trap yourself under a barbell with way too much weight on it on a bench and scream for help.

    That will get his attention.


  • #29
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    darling.x wrote: »
    Theres a very hot gym instructor in the gym that i go to. I need some help. How will i get his attention. Or will i just go up to him and start chatting. What could i say to him. Hes HOT stuff.

    Unless you are seriously fit and hot it is unlikely you will. Gym Instructors get offerred sex a lot, from some very attractive ladies.


  • #30
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    darling.x wrote: »
    Theres a very hot gym instructor in the gym that i go to. I need some help. How will i get his attention. Or will i just go up to him and start chatting. What could i say to him. Hes HOT stuff.

    Rape him.


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  • #31
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    It depends.

    if you are a fat minger id say best thing to do is take a mental picture and just dream about it.

    if you are hot... Wear spandex


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