hot gym instructor

darling.x

Theres a very hot gym instructor in the gym that i go to. I need some help. How will i get his attention. Or will i just go up to him and start chatting. What could i say to him. Hes HOT stuff.

camel toe

just ask him to give u a shot of his cock

Brimmy

You could start by using proper grammar or just flash him.

Talking usually works though..

Gummy Panda

Use the ole chat up lines such as:

Howya! Scratch me fanny!

Sniff me growler!

Shows us ya la la!

if all that fails just grab his hand and put it down your knickers.

Holsten

camel toe wrote: »

just ask him to give u a shot of his cock

Hahahaha. :pac:

"Heor.... you.... younfella... giz a shot of da cock ye ride ye...."

rotinaj

Just whip them out.


In fact post a pic of them here before you flash him.

brianthebard

Get him to join you in the sauna.

Jazzy

Brimmy wrote: »

You could start by using proper grammar

as a guy there is nothing sexier then proper grammar. and to be smug about telling someone else to use proper grammar is even hotter.
and doing both of these things on the internet just makes me blow my beans right there.....

darling.x

I'm not going to flash him.

GLaDOS

darling.x wrote: »

I'm not going to flash him.

Then you have come to the wrong place

darling.x

He is so HOT

rotinaj

darling.x wrote: »

I'm not going to flash him.

Flash us so

Pics or GTFO

Caliden

togo

(tits or get out)

Focus6

picture or gtfo!

Xavi6

He's my best mate so if you send me some naked pics of yourself I'll put in a good word for you.

darling.x

Xavi6 wrote: »

He's my best mate so if you send me some naked pics of yourself I'll put in a good word for you.

Ha ha

brianthebard

darling.x wrote: »

He is so HOT

Are you drunk?

One Cold Hand

darling.x wrote: »

He is so HOT

A glass of chilled water would cool him down.

Then you could get your baps out.

darling.x

brianthebard wrote: »

Are you drunk?

I'm not drunk. I have to go work in the morning.

SV

darling.x wrote: »

I'm not drunk. I have to go work in the morning.

uh huh..and that's a reason for not being drunk?

Wurly

Tell him that you're having trouble with the thigh machine in that it just won't spread your legs wide enough.

Do a big smile.

Bob's yer uncle.:D

Captain Slow IRL

darling.x wrote: »

How will i get his attention. Hes HOT stuff.

Grow a moustache.
If he's that hot, he'll probably be ghey anyway.*

*Based on the assumption that the less hot you are (like me), the less ghey you are.

EamonnKeane

Jazzy wrote: »

as a guy there is nothing sexier then proper grammar. and to be smug about telling someone else to use proper grammar is even hotter.
and doing both of these things on the internet just makes me blow my beans right there.....

oh yeah, grammar girls can split my infinitive any time.

As regards the gym instructor: he's gay. Sorry.

One Cold Hand

Jazzy wrote: »

as a guy there is nothing sexier then proper grammar. and to be smug about telling someone else to use proper grammar is even hotter.
and doing both of these things on the internet just makes me blow my beans right there.....

Lol! You mustn't get too far then!

Jazzy

a/s/l ?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

The chances of him being gay are high... But why don't you dress in the tightest clothes you can get your hands on, nothing better to get the love muscle pumping than a nice sweaty camel toe

Phoole

What gym does he work at? My mate is a gym instructor in dublin and he's pretty popular with the ladies. Could this be the same guy?

c - 13

Trap yourself under a barbell with way too much weight on it on a bench and scream for help.

That will get his attention.

Dragan

darling.x wrote: »

Theres a very hot gym instructor in the gym that i go to. I need some help. How will i get his attention. Or will i just go up to him and start chatting. What could i say to him. Hes HOT stuff.

Unless you are seriously fit and hot it is unlikely you will. Gym Instructors get offerred sex a lot, from some very attractive ladies.

4zn76tysfajdxp

darling.x wrote: »

Theres a very hot gym instructor in the gym that i go to. I need some help. How will i get his attention. Or will i just go up to him and start chatting. What could i say to him. Hes HOT stuff.

Rape him.

AckwelFoley

It depends.

if you are a fat minger id say best thing to do is take a mental picture and just dream about it.

if you are hot... Wear spandex

darling.x

c - 13 wrote: »

Trap yourself under a barbell with way too much weight on it on a bench and scream for help.

That will get his attention.

Thats a very good idea. Thanks. I'll just work very hard on the treadmill instead until i get a cramp in my leg.

tony1kenobi

darling.x wrote: »

He is so HOT

Buy him an ice cream.

Dave!

Wear a pair of gee-hugging bicycle shorts next time.

Once he sees the camel-toe action, he'll be like pussy putty in your hands!

Gummy Panda

darling.x wrote: »

Thats a very good idea. Thanks. I'll just work very hard on the treadmill instead until i get a cramp in my leg.

Then ask him to sniff your growler

AckwelFoley

Sit down somewhere he can see you.

Take out one of tesco finest banannas, tilt head back and deep throat it.

If you see any movement in his pants... ask him for his number

4zn76tysfajdxp

darling.x wrote: »

Thats a very good idea. Thanks. I'll just work very hard on the treadmill instead until i get a cramp in my leg.

Don't forget to cup his testes.

darling.x

snyper wrote: »

Sit down somewhere he can see you.

Take out one of tesco finest banannas, tilt head back and deep throat it.

If you see any movement in his pants... ask him for his number

Fantastic

CreepingDeath

After your gym session, go up to him and ask him if he thinks it's dangerous to have one alcoholic drink after working out.

If he says no, then ask if he's free after work.
Do it near the closing time of the gym.

darling.x

CreepingDeath wrote: »

After your gym session, go up to him and ask him if he thinks it's dangerous to have one alcoholic drink after working out.

If he says no, then ask if he's free after work.
Do it near the closing time of the gym.

Brillant stuff. I might actually do this. Thanks.

Talk to him. Ask a few questions, he'll ask some back if interested and take it from there.

Good luck with it.

A Primal Nut

Dragan wrote: »

Unless you are seriously fit and hot it is unlikely you will. Gym Instructors get offerred sex a lot, from some very attractive ladies.

Thanks man! That post was perfect timing. There was me wondering what to put on my CAO form tonight!

And there was my dad saying I'd be happier doing Engineering.:eek:

darling.x

Jay D wrote: »

Talk to him. Ask a few questions, he'll ask some back if interested and take it from there.

Good luck with it.

That would be easy. Hes foreign. So i'll give him a compliment on his accent or something and ask him wheres hes from. Hopefully he'll understand me.

Lockstep

CreepingDeath wrote: »

After your gym session, go up to him and ask him if he thinks it's dangerous to have one alcoholic drink after working out.

If he says no, then ask if he's free after work.
Do it near the closing time of the gym.

I love AH.

The first serious post is the 39th one.

darling.x

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I love AH.

The first serious post is the 39th one.

Last night was the first night i went into after hours. Its brillant. Thanks for me laugh. Now who asked for a pic?

4zn76tysfajdxp

darling.x wrote: »

Now who asked for a pic?

Who cares? Just post that fúcker up!

Nodin

darling.x wrote: »

Last night was the first night i went into after hours.

And you came back. Fair play. More of that sort of thing.

Lockstep

darling.x wrote: »

Last night was the first night i went into after hours. Its brillant. Thanks for me laugh. Now who asked for a pic?

If your sending them round PM me one.;)

darling.x

I'm really not going to post any pics. Thanks for all of the replies. I'm going to the gym tomorrow evening after work. Yippee. He is sooooooo hot. Althought people said here he may be gay. He has a eyebrow ring. Would this be an indication that he may be gay. He wears tight tshirts too. His pants is not too bad.

4zn76tysfajdxp

darling.x wrote: »

He has a eyebrow ring. Would this be an indication that he may be gay.

Oh hells yes.

Lockstep

darling.x wrote: »

I'm really not going to post any pics. Thanks for all of the replies.

We were joking.

darling.x wrote: »

He has a eyebrow ring. Would this be an indication that he may be gay. He wears tight tshirts too. His pants is not too bad.

Yes, he is teh gai.