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darling.x

Theres a very hot gym instructor in the gym that i go to. I need some help. How will i get his attention. Or will i just go up to him and start chatting. What could i say to him. Hes HOT stuff.

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camel toe

just ask him to give u a shot of his cock

Brimmy

You could start by using proper grammar or just flash him.

Talking usually works though..

Gummy Panda

Use the ole chat up lines such as:

Howya! Scratch me fanny!

Sniff me growler!

Shows us ya la la!

if all that fails just grab his hand and put it down your knickers.

Holsten

camel toe wrote: »

just ask him to give u a shot of his cock

Hahahaha. :pac:

"Heor.... you.... younfella... giz a shot of da cock ye ride ye...."

rotinaj

Just whip them out.

In fact post a pic of them here before you flash him.

brianthebard

Get him to join you in the sauna.

Jazzy

Brimmy wrote: »

You could start by using proper grammar

as a guy there is nothing sexier then proper grammar. and to be smug about telling someone else to use proper grammar is even hotter.
and doing both of these things on the internet just makes me blow my beans right there.....

darling.x

I'm not going to flash him.

GLaDOS

darling.x wrote: »

I'm not going to flash him.

Then you have come to the wrong place

darling.x

He is so HOT

rotinaj

darling.x wrote: »

I'm not going to flash him.

Flash us so

Pics or GTFO

Caliden

togo

(tits or get out)

Focus6

picture or gtfo!

Xavi6

He's my best mate so if you send me some naked pics of yourself I'll put in a good word for you.

darling.x

Xavi6 wrote: »

He's my best mate so if you send me some naked pics of yourself I'll put in a good word for you.

Ha ha

brianthebard

darling.x wrote: »

He is so HOT

Are you drunk?

One Cold Hand

darling.x wrote: »

He is so HOT

A glass of chilled water would cool him down.

Then you could get your baps out.

darling.x

brianthebard wrote: »

Are you drunk?

I'm not drunk. I have to go work in the morning.

darling.x wrote: »

I'm not drunk. I have to go work in the morning.

uh huh..and that's a reason for not being drunk?

Wurly

Tell him that you're having trouble with the thigh machine in that it just won't spread your legs wide enough.

Do a big smile.

Bob's yer uncle.:D

Captain Slow IRL

darling.x wrote: »

How will i get his attention. Hes HOT stuff.

Grow a moustache.
If he's that hot, he'll probably be ghey anyway.*

*Based on the assumption that the less hot you are (like me), the less ghey you are.

EamonnKeane

Jazzy wrote: »

as a guy there is nothing sexier then proper grammar. and to be smug about telling someone else to use proper grammar is even hotter.
and doing both of these things on the internet just makes me blow my beans right there.....

oh yeah, grammar girls can split my infinitive any time.

As regards the gym instructor: he's gay. Sorry.

One Cold Hand

Jazzy wrote: »

as a guy there is nothing sexier then proper grammar. and to be smug about telling someone else to use proper grammar is even hotter.
and doing both of these things on the internet just makes me blow my beans right there.....

Lol! You mustn't get too far then!

Jazzy

a/s/l ?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

The chances of him being gay are high... But why don't you dress in the tightest clothes you can get your hands on, nothing better to get the love muscle pumping than a nice sweaty camel toe

Phoole

What gym does he work at? My mate is a gym instructor in dublin and he's pretty popular with the ladies. Could this be the same guy?

c - 13

Trap yourself under a barbell with way too much weight on it on a bench and scream for help.

That will get his attention.

Dragan

darling.x wrote: »

Theres a very hot gym instructor in the gym that i go to. I need some help. How will i get his attention. Or will i just go up to him and start chatting. What could i say to him. Hes HOT stuff.

Unless you are seriously fit and hot it is unlikely you will. Gym Instructors get offerred sex a lot, from some very attractive ladies.

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darling.x wrote: »

Theres a very hot gym instructor in the gym that i go to. I need some help. How will i get his attention. Or will i just go up to him and start chatting. What could i say to him. Hes HOT stuff.

Rape him.

AckwelFoley

It depends.

if you are a fat minger id say best thing to do is take a mental picture and just dream about it.

if you are hot... Wear spandex