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Speed Seducing a Chickie Babe

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    Dec McC wrote: »
    Well?
    I can forward you my PayPal account details if you like.

    Nothing in life is free plus she cost me a fortune in girly lollywater before her knickers came off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭galwayguy22


    dSTAR wrote: »
    I can forward you my PayPal account details if you like.

    Nothing in life is free plus she cost me a fortune in girly lollywater before her knickers came off.

    A prostitute is probably cheaper than trying to get a girl drunk enough to be incoherent enough to easily give the sex.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    Yeah but teh sexy time was worth it.

    Will probably get much mileage out of it until the next interlude ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭Dec McC


    dSTAR wrote: »
    Let me tell you I am seriously struttin' my sh!t after doing the wild thing all night.

    I can't believe I was so nervous. Man I am such a sophisticated love machine lolz
    .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    Whatever .. Let me tell you buddy one eye jack is smiling right now :cool:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,224 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Pics or you rode roseanne barr!


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,418 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Kinetic^ wrote: »
    Pics or you rode roseanne barr!

    /shudder


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    I'm not buying this, particular as I'm under house arrest with a stomach bug and the OPs little green light has been on and off all day, supposedly while he's been dancing the horizontal mambo with a forgetful guitar wielding hottie ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I'm not buying this, particular as I'm under house arrest with a stomach bug and the OPs little green light has been on and off all day, supposedly while he's been dancing the horizontal mambo with a forgetful guitar wielding hottie ;)

    Note to OP: Invisible mode is your only man for prolonged spoofing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    dSTAR wrote: »
    Whatever .. Let me tell you buddy one eye jack is smiling right now :cool:

    so, you are male then? We need clarification!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    BTW it is midday here and I am kicking back at home. We went to Maccas for brekkie earlier and then she pissed off back to Bendigo were she comes from because my ex was showing up at 9am. It matters little if you believe me or not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭KateF


    dSTAR wrote: »
    I can forward you my PayPal account details if you like.

    Nothing in life is free plus she cost me a fortune in girly lollywater before her knickers came off.

    I cannot believe you are saying things like this on here, its actually disgusting how little respect you seem to have for her. And she's an idiot for even meeting you anyway, no offence on that part, but meeting some guy you met on the internet, I can hear the scary screechy knife music!!
    And then you post a topless pic of her?! Surely thats illegal or something? She sent that you to, (another stupid thing she did) but to just go and post in here... thats bad! Am I the only one that thinks thats bad??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭galwayguy22


    Where's this topless pic?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    watna wrote: »
    so, you are male then? We need clarification!
    Male last time I checked. But don't let that kill any fantasies you may have of me. Keep sending me those lovely messages ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


    KateF wrote: »
    I cannot believe you are saying things like this on here, its actually disgusting how little respect you seem to have for her. And she's an idiot for even meeting you anyway, no offence on that part, but meeting some guy you met on the internet, I can hear the scary screechy knife music!!
    And then you post a topless pic of her?! Surely thats illegal or something? She sent that you to, (another stupid thing she did) but to just go and post in here... thats bad! Am I the only one that thinks thats bad??


    yes you are,

    welcome to the internet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭KateF


    Where's this topless pic?
    Must have been deleted!! So really, I was right! Where is people's sense of decency?!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    KateF wrote: »
    And then you post a topless pic of her?! Surely thats illegal or something? She sent that you to, (another stupid thing she did) but to just go and post in here... thats bad! Am I the only one that thinks thats bad??
    WTF are you on about?? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭KateF


    weeder wrote: »
    yes you are,

    welcome to the internet.
    Right, so all that tells me is, a creeps idea of the internet, and mine, are very different indeed. Apartantly all the creeps run loose and its ok....cause its on the internet


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    WTF are you on about?? :confused:

    Topless pic (supposedly of the girl in question), linked, but it's gone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭KateF


    WTF are you on about?? :confused:
    It was definitely there....sorry to disappoint you all, you missed it!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭galwayguy22


    weeder wrote: »
    welcome to the internet

    Like the term "FAIL", I am beginning to tire of "Welcome to the internet"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭galwayguy22


    stovelid wrote: »
    Topless pic (supposedly of the girl in question), linked, but it's gone.


    Someone has to have saved it.

    Whoever has it, PM it to me. I need it for em.....research.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    KateF wrote: »
    I cannot believe you are saying things like this on here, its actually disgusting how little respect you seem to have for her. And she's an idiot for even meeting you anyway, no offence on that part, but meeting some guy you met on the internet, I can hear the scary screechy knife music!!
    And then you post a topless pic of her?! Surely thats illegal or something? She sent that you to, (another stupid thing she did) but to just go and post in here... thats bad! Am I the only one that thinks thats bad??
    You are right. I am a disrespectful bastard but I shouldn't let the fact that my ex (who is a cheating conniving biatch) color my opinions of other females but c'est la vie.

    You need to get with the times doll. Millions of people have hooked up on the interweb and have actually developed serious relationships.

    BTW the pic has been removed. Probably a good thing because it wasn't a good move on my behalf and I kinda regret it now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    KateF wrote: »
    Must have been deleted!! So really, I was right! Where is people's sense of decency?!?
    Well, if he had actually posted it and the mods had deleted it, he would have had a poke from a banstick where the sun don't shine ...

    /eyes KateF and OP with equal cynicism

    EDIT: Ah. Ok, he deleted it himself. My apologies, KateF.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,765 ✭✭✭P.C.


    KateF wrote: »
    I cannot believe you are saying things like this on here, its actually disgusting how little respect you seem to have for her. And she's an idiot for even meeting you anyway, no offence on that part, but meeting some guy you met on the internet, I can hear the scary screechy knife music!!
    And then you post a topless pic of her?! Surely thats illegal or something? She sent that you to, (another stupid thing she did) but to just go and post in here... thats bad! Am I the only one that thinks thats bad??

    Just checking..........


    Am I still in After Hours??


    @ KateF - this could be a wind up. :D

    @ OP - even though I missed the pics - bad call. :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭KateF


    My apologies, KateF.
    Thats ok!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭mumhaabu


    KateF wrote: »
    I cannot believe you are saying things like this on here, its actually disgusting how little respect you seem to have for her. And she's an idiot for even meeting you anyway, no offence on that part, but meeting some guy you met on the internet, I can hear the scary screechy knife music!!
    And then you post a topless pic of her?! Surely thats illegal or something? She sent that you to, (another stupid thing she did) but to just go and post in here... thats bad! Am I the only one that thinks thats bad??

    Sits back with popcorn! It was worth the whole thread for this! It is like something out of American Pie or some teen movie. Next time buddy would you set up a webcam feed for all us here, then we might consider legends of boards for ya!

    Lol at the whole thing especially KateF's response, made my night!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


    Like the term "FAIL", I am beginning to tire of "Welcome to the internet"

    yeah, because you fail


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭KateF


    P.C. wrote: »
    @ KateF - this could be a wind up. :D

    @ OP - even though I missed the pics - bad call. :eek:
    I sincerelly hope it is a wind up P.C.!! I sound like such an old Granny, but being cheated on is not an excuse to go around treating other women like this, and tarring us all this the same brush. We've all been hard done by, everyone has had bad relationship experience at one stage....otherwise we'd still just be with that person.
    OP, obviously if your Ex was as nasty I interperate from the tone of your comment, then good ridence. Please don't go around disrespecting others like you seem to be doing


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭KateF


    mumhaabu wrote: »
    Sits back with popcorn! It was worth the whole thread for this! It is like something out of American Pie or some teen movie. Next time buddy would you set up a webcam feed for all us here, then we might consider legends of boards for ya!

    Lol at the whole thing especially KateF's response, made my night!
    So happy thats made your Saturday night. You sad git


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