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Speed Seducing a Chickie Babe

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  • #32
    SimpleSam06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭SimpleSam06


    LordChessington wrote: »
    Rohypnol!!!
    These are recessionary times, a sock filled with sand should do the trick.


  • #33
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,722 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    SimpleSam06 wrote: »
    These are recessionary times, a sock filled with sand should do the trick.

    Once its not one of his "single socks" he uses for "self entertainment"...


  • #34
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Walk over behind her slowly, lean over and sniff her hairly deeply. Let the air out with an orgasmic look on your face and say "Shampoo makes me horny."

    Then bang her six ways til Sunday and don't come back here until you have pics.


  • #35
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    dSTAR wrote: »
    Don't have any roofies unfortunately.

    I do have some benzos but they are more anti-anxiety. I guess if I crush up enough and put them into her half finished drink it might loosen her up.

    Jeezuz I can't believe I am actually entertaining that idea.

    Must be nervous

    Hide the fúcking benzos quickly.
    Internet wimmen are crazy bitches.


  • #36
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Am I the only cynical bastard that thinks she stayed with her guitar and never came back?


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  • #37
    TequilaMockingBird
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,392 ✭✭✭TequilaMockingBird


    TERRY!!!!!
    Where you beeeeeeeeeen?!!1!!?!1









    Oh. Yes internet wimmin are crazy. :(


  • #38
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Seriously what the hell is this?


  • #39
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Dave! wrote: »
    Seriously what the hell is this?

    I think only non non drinkers get it!


  • #40
    TequilaMockingBird
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,392 ✭✭✭TequilaMockingBird


    Dave! wrote: »
    Seriously what the hell is this?

    Its the internet. Welcome.


  • #41
    weeder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


    distract her with an RTE guide and then shlide the log in


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  • #42
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Dave! wrote: »
    Seriously what the hell is this?
    Some dude got an internet chick to come over to his house and decided to ask for help here while she was in the ouse.
    That's what I got from it anyway.


    Sueme, I've been around.


  • #43
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Hit her witha guitar, you cetainly aren't going to talk her into this,
    .


  • #44
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Hit her witha guitar, you cetainly aren't going to talk her into this,
    .


  • #45
    Cunny-Funt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Cunny-Funt


    You can say that again!.........again!:pac:


  • #46
    Rhea Raspy Overlord
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Rhea Raspy Overlord


    what in god's name is a "chickie babe"


  • #47
    Cunny-Funt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Cunny-Funt


    A half infant Chicken, half infant Human hybrid....thingy.. http://www.goatchurch.org.uk/atrips/thailand/chickman.jpg


  • #48
    ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,109 ✭✭✭ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV


    its been a few hours since he/she posted an update!
    must of got lucky or killed!


  • #49
    ReacherCreature
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,500 ✭✭✭ReacherCreature


    He's dead. :P


  • #50
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,677 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV wrote: »
    its been a few hours since he/she posted an update!
    must of got lucky or killed!

    http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24656478-29277,00.html

    ?


  • #51
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    ronnie3585 wrote: »
    http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24656478-29277,00.html

    ?

    Wow, that's kind of the wrong side of tasteless tbh.


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  • #52
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    brianthebard wrote: »
    Wow, that's kind of the wrong side of tasteless tbh.

    It is, however, the right side of funny.


  • #53
    dSTAR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    Shagged zzzzz

    Update to follow shortly


  • #54
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,774 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    dSTAR wrote: »
    Shagged zzzzz

    Update to follow shortly
    pics or GTFO!!!!!!


  • #55
    Chris_533976
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭Chris_533976


    dSTAR wrote: »
    Shagged zzzzz

    Update to follow shortly

    Bull****.

    Or you ****ed a fatty.

    Or you paid her.


  • #56
    giggsy664
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    Update?


  • #57
    dSTAR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    Quazzie2002 wrote: »
    pics or GTFO!!!!!!
    You want pic ... I got pic. Let me tell you I am seriously struttin' my sh!t after doing the wild thing all night.

    I can't believe I was so nervous. Man I am such a sophisticated love machine lolz


  • #58
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Your joint?

    Why not charm her with other lingo originating from the bronx in the 80's?


  • #59
    dSTAR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    Ha ha.

    I don't need to wear my superman underwear to kick yo ass baby

    Me tough ... you pussy

    :D


  • #60
    Dec McC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭Dec McC


    dSTAR wrote: »
    You want pic ... I got pic.

    Well?


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  • #61
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    dSTAR wrote: »
    You want pic ... I got pic. Let me tell you I am seriously struttin' my sh!t after doing the wild thing all night.

    http://e.imagehost.org/0819/tbh.jpg


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