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Would you pay for teh sex?

  • 09-11-2008 10:27pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭


    It's an ideal world, prostitution is legal, you're walking home a little tipsy from the pub, you're youthful, you're single, you're happy.

    You pass by a (sex)shop window and there's a pretty, scantily clad, young lady standing there in an inviting fashion. There's a plaque above the door that states
    this establishment is approved by your loving government, your cock will not fall off, go on, get yer hole ya mad ting!!

    So there you have it, you can bone this hottie at a reasonable rate with the comfort of knowing she's 'pure', not only that, but she just so happens to be allergic to condoms:cool:

    So, would ya?

    Would you happily indulge in sex with a member of the hooker industry? 104 votes

    HELL YES!!
    0% 0 votes
    Not a hope in hell
    100% 104 votes
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    all men pay for sex.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I demand a third option saying "No because of Brewers Droop"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Des wrote: »
    all men pay for sex.
    My right hand would disagree with you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,731 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Hell, no. I was considering the possibility, but thenyou mentioned the words "govenrment" and "approved" and then all trust went out the window.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    No, not with a hooker given the numbers he/she has been with, the STD risks, etc.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 973 ✭✭✭Super Sidious


    Been to Thailand twice were there is a brazzer every ten metres... never indulged, don't think i'm missing out on much... plenty of drunken holiday makers to take advantage of instead! :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 995 ✭✭✭Ass


    Walking through the red light district in Amsterdam was probably the single most depressing thing I've ever witnessed. I wouldn't every pay for what I can get for free.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,366 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    Ass Face wrote: »
    Walking through the red light district in Amsterdam was probably the single most depressing thing I've ever witnessed. I wouldn't every pay for what I can get for free.

    must be great being a woman :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭towel401


    Domo230 wrote: »
    Yeah but the government guarantees shes clean.

    Knowing the government though, shes probably the dirtiest hoor youve ever laid eyes on.

    biffo's own personal seal of approval? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Surprised BIFFO hasint taxed sex with anyone.



    Microchip yizzers knobs!

    "entry charge, Mid week specials, Morning madness"

    So many ways to screw you while you get screwed! (discounts for hand jobs)..:p


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Domo230 wrote: »
    Yeah but the government guarantees shes clean.

    Knowing the government though, shes probably the dirtiest hoor youve ever laid eyes on.

    Well if she/he was cleared by a service decimated by cuts thanks to "Harness Harney" - definately "NO" - I wouldn't trust the results of the tests!

    P.S. "Harness Harney" because there is so much useless blubber on her, she needs a harness to carry it all around!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Domo230 wrote: »
    Yeah but the government guarantees shes clean.

    Knowing the government though, shes probably the dirtiest hoor youve ever laid eyes on.

    .....and upon entering the establishment you find that the sex part of the transaction involves you being bent over and having the arse ripped out of you...........plus vat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭PurpleBerry


    STDs FTW!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Biggins wrote: »
    P.S. "Harness Harney" because there is so much useless blubber on her, she needs a harness to carry it all around!

    Mary Harney always reminds me of Baron Harkonen from the David Lynch's version of Dune.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Biggins wrote: »

    "Harness Harney" because ...............

    There was me thinking you had a bondage fetish fantasy about Mary Harney :eek:....

    *runs for bucket


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,330 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    craigslist.com tbh. After all why should I have to go window shopping for a prostitute with my pants on?


  • Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭Refresh


    noway never


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Refresh wrote: »
    noway never
    no nay never no more?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Ooh interesting poll results so far.

    YES - 21
    NO - 21


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Ooh interesting poll results so far.

    YES - 21
    NO - 21
    Indeed, 21 men voted yes, 21 women voted no:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Should've made the voting public op.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Hell no, I don't want my dick falling off.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    With certain precedent conditions in place, then yes, I most certainly would if single.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    themadchef wrote: »
    Surprised BIFFO hasint taxed sex with anyone.



    Microchip yizzers knobs!

    "entry charge, Mid week specials, Morning madness"

    So many ways to screw you while you get screwed! (discounts for hand jobs)..:p

    Give it a rest Run_to_da_hills. Nobody's going to microchip your knob. (Refrains from making nanotechnology jibe)

    Wait. You're not RTDH. :confused:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    Yep, have done (before I met current GF), Brothels are fine and Legal over here, I find it more condusive to a good night out, I could spend the evenin chasin tail and spend a fortune on booze and stuff only to end up with a peck on the cheek and a see ya later, or I could have a laugh with the boys and then at closin time we hit the whorehouse.

    I've never understood blokes goin for LapDances tho, couldnt see the point


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Poll is a lot closer than I would have thought. Sad bastards. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,210 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Poll is a lot closer than I would have thought. Sad bastards. :pac:
    I agree.. all those no's... what a waste!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Not a hope in hell. No way.


    Have you seen the prices they are charging? There is just no value there. Id rather have a curry chip and go home for a ****.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    Not a hope in hell. No way.


    Have you seen the prices they are charging? There is just no value there. Id rather have a curry chip and go home for a ****.
    Or if you spot a donkey on the way home...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Or if you spot a donkey on the way home...

    Some people actually prefer it in the ass.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    javaboy wrote: »
    Some people actually prefer it in the ass.
    Those people are anal tbh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    Not a hope in hell. No way.


    Have you seen the prices they are charging? There is just no value there. Id rather have a curry chip and go home for a ****.

    They were 25e in German. One of the lads wanted to go into one but didn't want to roide her. He just wanted a massage.

    The massage was 50e :eek:

    I thought a guy on top of you having sex would be more expensive then rubbing a bit of oil on a back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    They were 25e in German. One of the lads wanted to go into one but didn't want to roide her. He just wanted a massage.

    The massage was 50e :eek:

    I thought a guy on top of you having sex would be more expensive then rubbing a bit of oil on a back.

    Minimal effort from woman for massage: Move arms about.
    Minimal effort from woman for sex: None.

    That might explain the price difference. Oh and €25 hookers? :eek: That can't be good.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    javaboy wrote: »
    Minimal effort from woman for massage: Move arms about.
    Minimal effort from woman for sex: None.

    That might explain the price difference. Oh and €25 hookers? :eek: That can't be good.

    They were legal and it seems Germany enjoys competition in all its markets.

    There was one who had a massive sign outside her room saying the services she offered. The discounts and specials she did. It also said she was one of the few who would do super anal and then it showed a pic of her with a strap-on

    I was shocked and amazed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    lol etc.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    Mary Harney always reminds me of Baron Harkonen from the David Lynch's version of Dune.

    She always reminded me of Butterball tbh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    A friend of mine was at a stag night and one night they got a whore to come back to the hotel.

    All 7 or 8 of them had a ride and they convinced one of the young lads (about 18) to have a go. The young lad was last ride after 8 of them.

    He was in there a few minutes and the rest of them couldnt help but have a sneaky peep to see what was going on. They looked into the bedroom through the window over the door and there was the young lad licking the whores messy beaver.


  • Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    in the circumstances described - yes i would! safer than picking up some young one in the club an' she riddled with cooties and what not!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    A friend of mine was at a stag night and one night they got a whore to come back to the hotel.

    All 7 or 8 of them had a ride and they convinced one of the young lads (about 18) to have a go. The young lad was last ride after 8 of them.

    He was in there a few minutes and the rest of them couldnt help but have a sneaky peep to see what was going on. They looked into the bedroom through the window over the door and there was the young lad licking the whores messy beaver.

    Thats a myth.

    I heard the same story from different people.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    It's an ideal world, prostitution is legal, you're walking home a little tipsy from the pub, you're youthful, you're single, you're happy.

    You pass by a (sex)shop window and there's a pretty, scantily clad, young lady standing there in an inviting fashion. There's a plaque above the door that states



    So there you have it, you can bone this hottie at a reasonable rate with the comfort of knowing she's 'pure', not only that, but she just so happens to be allergic to condoms:cool:

    So, would ya?

    Though I've been tempted now and again over the years, the idea of sex with somebody who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire (unless you paid, and specified in advance) just puts me off, regardless of looks, price and all that. Thats without consideration of STD/STI etc.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Thats a myth.

    I heard the same story from different people.

    That would make sense though wouldn't it? Caomhin's friend could have been any one of those 7 or 8 people. Each of those 7 or 8 people would presumably tell a bunch of their friends. So it's perfectly conceivable that someone would have heard the same story.

    In fact I'd go so far as to say it would be more suspicious if someone else hadn't heard the story.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    javaboy wrote: »
    That would make sense though wouldn't it? Caomhin's friend could have been any one of those 7 or 8 people. Each of those 7 or 8 people would presumably tell a bunch of their friends. So it's perfectly conceivable that someone would have heard the same story.

    In fact I'd go so far as to say it would be more suspicious if someone else hadn't heard the story.

    Nah, the one i heard was slightly different. They were builders going back to a house. All the lads had a shot except the youngest.

    When he came out the lads asked him how did get on. He said he did the usual, kissing, licking and shagging. The lads all looked at each other after he said kissed her and gave her oral sex.

    I heard another version after that one. Seems to change to suit the tellers profession.

    Another great one is the one about a group of lads in some flats/apartments on the southside. They were all doing drugs and one lad shows up with a girl. He goes up stairs and has sex with her. He comes back down and tells the other lads that is mad out of it on E and is really horny so they can all take a shot.

    The lads go up one by one. The last one goes up and sees her on the bed doggie style. So he starts the deed but half way through she turns around and its his sister. The guy freaks out and jumps off the balcony.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 794 ✭✭✭hot2def


    sure.

    if it were legal - and safegaurds put in place re STIs and human trafficking, plus I could reasonably afford it.


    and I'm female.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    hot2def wrote: »
    sure.

    if it were legal - and safegaurds put in place re STIs and human trafficking, plus I could reasonably afford it.


    and I'm female.

    Clear your PM inbox. I suspect it's about to get crowded in there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 794 ✭✭✭hot2def


    I may as well fess up to the fact that I'm nothing to write home about in the looks department.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    hot2def wrote: »
    I may as well fess up to the fact that I'm nothing to write home about in the looks department.

    Shouldn't make a difference tbh. :)

    How exactly is that "writing home" thing supposed to work anyway?
    Dear Mammy,
    How's everybody at home? I'm busy here with work and college but I'm enjoying myself. Not drinking too much! ;)

    Anyway give my love to everyone. I hope to be home for Christmas.

    Lots of love,
    Son

    P.S. I saw this hottie at the mall today. 9 maybe 9 and a half. Great rack and a nice tight ass. Big blowjob lips too but not fake looking like some girls have.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    I am looking for male prostitutes, if there were any yes i would pay for sex... No harm...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    I am looking for male prostitutes, if there were any yes i would pay for sex... No harm...
    You can pay me as much or as little as you want tbh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭Nehaxak


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    I am looking for male prostitutes, if there were any yes i would pay for sex... No harm...

    I just started up business 5 minutes ago, let's take it to PM's... :o

    No but really, if it were legal and safeguards and so on put in place, I wouldn't mind taking advantage of it with the missus for a threesome. No hangups or worries afterwards, was a simple service purely for pleasure, for the both of us I might add so really I'd be all for it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    You can pay me as much or as little as you want tbh.

    hmmm... I might just take you up on that:D
    Nehaxak wrote: »
    I just started up business 5 minutes ago, let's take it to PM's... :o

    No but really, if it were legal and safeguards and so on put in place, I wouldn't mind taking advantage of it with the missus for a threesome. No hangups or worries afterwards, was a simple service purely for pleasure, for the both of us I might add so really I'd be all for it.

    How illegal is it really?



    Tbh, in PI when people fess up about lack of sexual experience i suggest using prostitutes...
    I don't see anything wrong with paying for sex, there's nothing free in this world!!!


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