Would you pay for teh sex?

MagicMarker · 09-11-2008 10:27pm #1

It's an ideal world, prostitution is legal, you're walking home a little tipsy from the pub, you're youthful, you're single, you're happy.

You pass by a (sex)shop window and there's a pretty, scantily clad, young lady standing there in an inviting fashion. There's a plaque above the door that states

this establishment is approved by your loving government, your cock will not fall off, go on, get yer hole ya mad ting!!

So there you have it, you can bone this hottie at a reasonable rate with the comfort of knowing she's 'pure', not only that, but she just so happens to be allergic to condoms:cool:

So, would ya?

_blank_ · 09-11-2008 10:29pm

all men pay for sex.

Gummy Panda · 09-11-2008 10:30pm

I demand a third option saying "No because of Brewers Droop"

MagicMarker · 09-11-2008 10:30pm

Des wrote: »

all men pay for sex.

My right hand would disagree with you.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 09-11-2008 10:33pm

Hell, no. I was considering the possibility, but thenyou mentioned the words "govenrment" and "approved" and then all trust went out the window.

Biggins · 09-11-2008 10:34pm

No, not with a hooker given the numbers he/she has been with, the STD risks, etc.

Super Sidious · 09-11-2008 10:35pm

Been to Thailand twice were there is a brazzer every ten metres... never indulged, don't think i'm missing out on much... plenty of drunken holiday makers to take advantage of instead! :rolleyes:

Ass · 09-11-2008 10:38pm

Walking through the red light district in Amsterdam was probably the single most depressing thing I've ever witnessed. I wouldn't every pay for what I can get for free.

rossie1977 · 09-11-2008 10:40pm

Ass Face wrote: »

Walking through the red light district in Amsterdam was probably the single most depressing thing I've ever witnessed. I wouldn't every pay for what I can get for free.

must be great being a woman

towel401 · 09-11-2008 10:43pm

Domo230 wrote: »

Yeah but the government guarantees shes clean.

Knowing the government though, shes probably the dirtiest hoor youve ever laid eyes on.

biffo's own personal seal of approval? :pac:

themadchef · 09-11-2008 10:44pm

Surprised BIFFO hasint taxed sex with anyone.

Microchip yizzers knobs!

"entry charge, Mid week specials, Morning madness"

So many ways to screw you while you get screwed! (discounts for hand jobs)..:p

Biggins · 09-11-2008 10:45pm

Domo230 wrote: »

Yeah but the government guarantees shes clean.

Knowing the government though, shes probably the dirtiest hoor youve ever laid eyes on.

Well if she/he was cleared by a service decimated by cuts thanks to "Harness Harney" - definately "NO" - I wouldn't trust the results of the tests!

P.S. "Harness Harney" because there is so much useless blubber on her, she needs a harness to carry it all around!

tony1kenobi · 09-11-2008 10:47pm

Domo230 wrote: »

Yeah but the government guarantees shes clean.

Knowing the government though, shes probably the dirtiest hoor youve ever laid eyes on.

.....and upon entering the establishment you find that the sex part of the transaction involves you being bent over and having the arse ripped out of you...........plus vat.

PurpleBerry · 09-11-2008 10:49pm

STDs FTW!

Gummy Panda · 09-11-2008 10:49pm

Biggins wrote: »

P.S. "Harness Harney" because there is so much useless blubber on her, she needs a harness to carry it all around!

Mary Harney always reminds me of Baron Harkonen from the David Lynch's version of Dune.

themadchef · 09-11-2008 11:06pm

Biggins wrote: »

"Harness Harney" because ...............

There was me thinking you had a bondage fetish fantasy about Mary Harney :eek:....

*runs for bucket

Overheal · 09-11-2008 11:53pm

craigslist.com tbh. After all why should I have to go window shopping for a prostitute with my pants on?

Refresh · 10-11-2008 12:16am

noway never

MagicMarker · 10-11-2008 12:17am

Refresh wrote: »

noway never

no nay never no more?

KnifeWRENCH · 10-11-2008 12:21am

Ooh interesting poll results so far.

YES - 21
NO - 21

MagicMarker · 10-11-2008 12:22am

square_igloo wrote: »

Ooh interesting poll results so far.

YES - 21
NO - 21

Indeed, 21 men voted yes, 21 women voted no:D

brianthebard · 10-11-2008 1:47am

Should've made the voting public op.

Holsten · 10-11-2008 2:08am

Hell no, I don't want my dick falling off.

Jigsaw · 10-11-2008 2:10am

With certain precedent conditions in place, then yes, I most certainly would if single.

javaboy · 10-11-2008 7:14am

themadchef wrote: »

Surprised BIFFO hasint taxed sex with anyone.

Microchip yizzers knobs!

"entry charge, Mid week specials, Morning madness"

So many ways to screw you while you get screwed! (discounts for hand jobs)..:p

Give it a rest Run_to_da_hills. Nobody's going to microchip your knob. (Refrains from making nanotechnology jibe)

Wait. You're not RTDH.

Mahatma coat · 10-11-2008 9:01am

Yep, have done (before I met current GF), Brothels are fine and Legal over here, I find it more condusive to a good night out, I could spend the evenin chasin tail and spend a fortune on booze and stuff only to end up with a peck on the cheek and a see ya later, or I could have a laugh with the boys and then at closin time we hit the whorehouse.

I've never understood blokes goin for LapDances tho, couldnt see the point

Sherifu · 10-11-2008 9:03am

Poll is a lot closer than I would have thought. Sad bastards. :pac:

Quazzie · 10-11-2008 9:09am

Sherifu wrote: »

Poll is a lot closer than I would have thought. Sad bastards. :pac:

I agree.. all those no's... what a waste!!

Caoimhín · 10-11-2008 9:13am

Not a hope in hell. No way.

Have you seen the prices they are charging? There is just no value there. Id rather have a curry chip and go home for a ****.

Sherifu · 10-11-2008 9:14am

Caoimhín wrote: »

Not a hope in hell. No way.

Have you seen the prices they are charging? There is just no value there. Id rather have a curry chip and go home for a ****.

Or if you spot a donkey on the way home...

javaboy · 10-11-2008 9:20am

Sherifu wrote: »

Or if you spot a donkey on the way home...

Some people actually prefer it in the ass.

Sherifu · 10-11-2008 9:21am

javaboy wrote: »

Some people actually prefer it in the ass.

Those people are anal tbh.

Gummy Panda · 10-11-2008 9:23am

Caoimhín wrote: »

Not a hope in hell. No way.

Have you seen the prices they are charging? There is just no value there. Id rather have a curry chip and go home for a ****.

They were 25e in German. One of the lads wanted to go into one but didn't want to roide her. He just wanted a massage.

The massage was 50e :eek:

I thought a guy on top of you having sex would be more expensive then rubbing a bit of oil on a back.

javaboy · 10-11-2008 9:29am

Gummy Panda wrote: »

They were 25e in German. One of the lads wanted to go into one but didn't want to roide her. He just wanted a massage.

The massage was 50e :eek:

I thought a guy on top of you having sex would be more expensive then rubbing a bit of oil on a back.

Minimal effort from woman for massage: Move arms about.
Minimal effort from woman for sex: None.

That might explain the price difference. Oh and €25 hookers? :eek: That can't be good.

Gummy Panda · 10-11-2008 9:32am

javaboy wrote: »

Minimal effort from woman for massage: Move arms about.
Minimal effort from woman for sex: None.

That might explain the price difference. Oh and €25 hookers? :eek: That can't be good.

They were legal and it seems Germany enjoys competition in all its markets.

There was one who had a massive sign outside her room saying the services she offered. The discounts and specials she did. It also said she was one of the few who would do super anal and then it showed a pic of her with a strap-on

I was shocked and amazed

Adam · 10-11-2008 9:38am

lol etc.

Loomis · 10-11-2008 9:43am

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Mary Harney always reminds me of Baron Harkonen from the David Lynch's version of Dune.

She always reminded me of Butterball tbh

Caoimhín · 10-11-2008 9:50am

A friend of mine was at a stag night and one night they got a whore to come back to the hotel.

All 7 or 8 of them had a ride and they convinced one of the young lads (about 18) to have a go. The young lad was last ride after 8 of them.

He was in there a few minutes and the rest of them couldnt help but have a sneaky peep to see what was going on. They looked into the bedroom through the window over the door and there was the young lad licking the whores messy beaver.

marzic · 10-11-2008 9:54am

in the circumstances described - yes i would! safer than picking up some young one in the club an' she riddled with cooties and what not!

Gummy Panda · 10-11-2008 10:16am

Caoimhín wrote: »

A friend of mine was at a stag night and one night they got a whore to come back to the hotel.

All 7 or 8 of them had a ride and they convinced one of the young lads (about 18) to have a go. The young lad was last ride after 8 of them.

He was in there a few minutes and the rest of them couldnt help but have a sneaky peep to see what was going on. They looked into the bedroom through the window over the door and there was the young lad licking the whores messy beaver.

Thats a myth.

I heard the same story from different people.

Nodin · 10-11-2008 10:20am

MagicMarker wrote: »

It's an ideal world, prostitution is legal, you're walking home a little tipsy from the pub, you're youthful, you're single, you're happy.

You pass by a (sex)shop window and there's a pretty, scantily clad, young lady standing there in an inviting fashion. There's a plaque above the door that states

So there you have it, you can bone this hottie at a reasonable rate with the comfort of knowing she's 'pure', not only that, but she just so happens to be allergic to condoms:cool:

So, would ya?

Though I've been tempted now and again over the years, the idea of sex with somebody who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire (unless you paid, and specified in advance) just puts me off, regardless of looks, price and all that. Thats without consideration of STD/STI etc.

javaboy · 10-11-2008 10:22am

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Thats a myth.

I heard the same story from different people.

That would make sense though wouldn't it? Caomhin's friend could have been any one of those 7 or 8 people. Each of those 7 or 8 people would presumably tell a bunch of their friends. So it's perfectly conceivable that someone would have heard the same story.

In fact I'd go so far as to say it would be more suspicious if someone else hadn't heard the story.

Gummy Panda · 10-11-2008 10:30am

javaboy wrote: »

That would make sense though wouldn't it? Caomhin's friend could have been any one of those 7 or 8 people. Each of those 7 or 8 people would presumably tell a bunch of their friends. So it's perfectly conceivable that someone would have heard the same story.

In fact I'd go so far as to say it would be more suspicious if someone else hadn't heard the story.

Nah, the one i heard was slightly different. They were builders going back to a house. All the lads had a shot except the youngest.

When he came out the lads asked him how did get on. He said he did the usual, kissing, licking and shagging. The lads all looked at each other after he said kissed her and gave her oral sex.

I heard another version after that one. Seems to change to suit the tellers profession.

Another great one is the one about a group of lads in some flats/apartments on the southside. They were all doing drugs and one lad shows up with a girl. He goes up stairs and has sex with her. He comes back down and tells the other lads that is mad out of it on E and is really horny so they can all take a shot.

The lads go up one by one. The last one goes up and sees her on the bed doggie style. So he starts the deed but half way through she turns around and its his sister. The guy freaks out and jumps off the balcony.

hot2def · 10-11-2008 5:08pm

sure.

if it were legal - and safegaurds put in place re STIs and human trafficking, plus I could reasonably afford it.

and I'm female.

javaboy · 10-11-2008 5:09pm

hot2def wrote: »

sure.

if it were legal - and safegaurds put in place re STIs and human trafficking, plus I could reasonably afford it.

and I'm female.

Clear your PM inbox. I suspect it's about to get crowded in there.

hot2def · 10-11-2008 5:12pm

I may as well fess up to the fact that I'm nothing to write home about in the looks department.

javaboy · 10-11-2008 5:19pm

hot2def wrote: »

I may as well fess up to the fact that I'm nothing to write home about in the looks department.

Shouldn't make a difference tbh.

How exactly is that "writing home" thing supposed to work anyway?

Dear Mammy,
How's everybody at home? I'm busy here with work and college but I'm enjoying myself. Not drinking too much!

Anyway give my love to everyone. I hope to be home for Christmas.

Lots of love,
Son

P.S. I saw this hottie at the mall today. 9 maybe 9 and a half. Great rack and a nice tight ass. Big blowjob lips too but not fake looking like some girls have.

MIN2511 · 10-11-2008 5:30pm

I am looking for male prostitutes, if there were any yes i would pay for sex... No harm...

MagicMarker · 10-11-2008 5:35pm

MIN2511 wrote: »

I am looking for male prostitutes, if there were any yes i would pay for sex... No harm...

You can pay me as much or as little as you want tbh.

Nehaxak · 10-11-2008 5:38pm

MIN2511 wrote: »

I am looking for male prostitutes, if there were any yes i would pay for sex... No harm...

I just started up business 5 minutes ago, let's take it to PM's...

No but really, if it were legal and safeguards and so on put in place, I wouldn't mind taking advantage of it with the missus for a threesome. No hangups or worries afterwards, was a simple service purely for pleasure, for the both of us I might add so really I'd be all for it.

MIN2511 · 10-11-2008 5:50pm

MagicMarker wrote: »

You can pay me as much or as little as you want tbh.

hmmm... I might just take you up on that:D

Nehaxak wrote: »

I just started up business 5 minutes ago, let's take it to PM's...

No but really, if it were legal and safeguards and so on put in place, I wouldn't mind taking advantage of it with the missus for a threesome. No hangups or worries afterwards, was a simple service purely for pleasure, for the both of us I might add so really I'd be all for it.

How illegal is it really?

Tbh, in PI when people fess up about lack of sexual experience i suggest using prostitutes...
I don't see anything wrong with paying for sex, there's nothing free in this world!!!

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