What's the worst thing you've accidentally done?

Irishcrx wrote: »

didn't see him and ended up running him down....badly...

Is there a good way to run down a kid???

Doc wrote: »

I was talking to a friend of mine about this in a pub and he had punched a baby!

He was walking through a shopping centre and tuned around and the baby was being carried at just the right height that when he turned his fist hit the babies head. Apparently the mother didn’t notice and kept walking. My other friend was there and said that it looked like he full on boxed it in the head even though the guy who did it said it looked a harder hit then it was.

For me I was sitting on a bus on my way home and coughed didn’t get my hand up over my mouth in time and a big chunk of green leapt out of my throat and landed on the back of the girl in the seat in fronts head. She didn’t seam to notice and I didn’t know what to do so I got off the bus.

Anyone else?

That reminds me of something my friend did. We were on the school Ski trip a few years ago and we were throwing snowballs at each other...as you do. So I was just sitting back watching the snowball throwing and I just happened to be watching one snowball......and kept watching as it went over the heads of three of us....gradually dived down and right into a pram that was being pushed by a passing woman.
It smacked the baby right in the face. Just to make matters worse, our teacher (who had told us plenty of times before that that we shouldn't be throwing snowballs on the streets in case we hit someone else by accident) happened to be at the top of the same road at the time and saw it all. So while he was sprinting down what seemed like the never ending road to us, this woman who was pushing the pram was shouting at him in a language that wasn't English.


It was the funniest thing ever (lucky the baby wasn't hurt, but still)

Went shopping and bought stuff in Monsoon sale, gave bag to hubbie, continued shopping, got home and we had 2 Monsoon bags. I'd picked up an extra bag somewhere with someone elses new black skinny jeans and black trousers!! No receipt!! Thankfully they fit me :-)
Felt very bad but what could I do, if I brought them back they would just have resold them.

knocked someones toothbrush into the toilet before i didn't know what to do so i used the toilet brush and fished it out and put it back on the rack.
I know disgusting and evil.

When I was in national school (maybe around 13 - 14) they where doing a raffle for charity. Me and a friend found the ticket books and stole a book each. We sold the books and pocketed the money. Unfortunately we couldn't control our spending afterwards. We couldn't explain where all the toy machine guns, buckets of sweets and pimp clothes where coming out of and eventually the parents knew something was up. Man, I got beat raw that day.

Oh accident.. opps.

Oh well it's good to get it off me chest.

Can't really remember much atm but the other day I opened a door in the office while someone went to push through, she was obviously gonna put her weight behind opening the door cause when i opened it she flew forward and did a faceplant in the hall...

I laughed, picked her up and apoligised. Don't think I was forgiven though :pac:

em lots of things not sure which qualifies as the worst:

knocked a small person into the canteen fridge in work - door was left open and I hate when people do that so i sorta launched it but didn't notice she was leaning into it trying to reach something.

same job - had a dodgy lift where the sensors didn't work properly - jumped in to it just managing to avoid catching my arm, the small person ah heck with it the dwarf was standing there with her friend and I just said wow I nearly caught my arm - the guy turns and say I wasn't so lucky - cue one armed guy to make his appearance in work!

assisted in breaking my mates wheelchair - wheelchair racing down a hill and had to go to a bike shop to get it fixed quickly (was in school on lunch break)

borrowed my mates wheel chair in a night club while he was in the jacks as I was tired standing up - some guys thought I needed assistance getting up some steps - em was a bit embarrassing when I had to get out of the chair to get my friend.

when my gf asked me if my ex was better looking I said yes (in fairness she was going on and on about stuff so I had tuned out and was just going yes yes yes) it slipped out before I realised and god what a huge argument that started, the fact I said I wasn't listening to her didn't help either!