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What's the worst thing you've accidentally done?

Doc

I was talking to a friend of mine about this in a pub and he had punched a baby!

He was walking through a shopping centre and tuned around and the baby was being carried at just the right height that when he turned his fist hit the babies head. Apparently the mother didn’t notice and kept walking. My other friend was there and said that it looked like he full on boxed it in the head even though the guy who did it said it looked a harder hit then it was.

For me I was sitting on a bus on my way home and coughed didn’t get my hand up over my mouth in time and a big chunk of green leapt out of my throat and landed on the back of the girl in the seat in fronts head. She didn’t seam to notice and I didn’t know what to do so I got off the bus.

Anyone else?

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Turd Ferguson

I killed Kennedy

Doc

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I killed Kennedy

Where you cleaning your gun on a grassy knoll by any chance?

Irishcrx

Was pushing a trolly full of toys a few xmas's ago while working in Smyths and some little kid ran out in front of it, didn't see him and ended up running him down....badly...

Itsdacraic

Irishcrx wrote: »

didn't see him and ended up running him down....badly...

Is there a good way to run down a kid???

Loopy

Was holding my baby whilst walking from kitchen to living room and got a bad whiff so lifted her up to have a sniff of the nappy just as I was walking through the doorway and nearly took her head off:eek:

Wagon

Threw out half a pancake from Lemon cos i wasn't able to finish, only to see a homeless bloke sitting on the other side of the bin looking at me. Oh it was a bad moment.

Harpy

looptheloop wrote: »

Was holding my baby whilst walking from kitchen to living room and got a bad whiff so lifted her up to have a sniff of the nappy just as I was walking through the doorway and nearly took her head off:eek:

its ok if its your own baby:D

Mark200

Doc wrote: »

I was talking to a friend of mine about this in a pub and he had punched a baby!

He was walking through a shopping centre and tuned around and the baby was being carried at just the right height that when he turned his fist hit the babies head. Apparently the mother didn’t notice and kept walking. My other friend was there and said that it looked like he full on boxed it in the head even though the guy who did it said it looked a harder hit then it was.

For me I was sitting on a bus on my way home and coughed didn’t get my hand up over my mouth in time and a big chunk of green leapt out of my throat and landed on the back of the girl in the seat in fronts head. She didn’t seam to notice and I didn’t know what to do so I got off the bus.

Anyone else?

That reminds me of something my friend did. We were on the school Ski trip a few years ago and we were throwing snowballs at each other...as you do. So I was just sitting back watching the snowball throwing and I just happened to be watching one snowball......and kept watching as it went over the heads of three of us....gradually dived down and right into a pram that was being pushed by a passing woman.
It smacked the baby right in the face. Just to make matters worse, our teacher (who had told us plenty of times before that that we shouldn't be throwing snowballs on the streets in case we hit someone else by accident) happened to be at the top of the same road at the time and saw it all. So while he was sprinting down what seemed like the never ending road to us, this woman who was pushing the pram was shouting at him in a language that wasn't English.

It was the funniest thing ever (lucky the baby wasn't hurt, but still)

Genghiz Cohen

BarrackO'Bummer wrote: »

I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE ELECTION

The entire one!?!

4zn76tysfajdxp

I once cracked a suicide joke at work and made a girl cry.

and2

Is it an accident if you sleep with your Ex when extremly drunk? I claimed it was anyway

barbiegirl

Went shopping and bought stuff in Monsoon sale, gave bag to hubbie, continued shopping, got home and we had 2 Monsoon bags. I'd picked up an extra bag somewhere with someone elses new black skinny jeans and black trousers!! No receipt!! Thankfully they fit me :-)
Felt very bad but what could I do, if I brought them back they would just have resold them.

chamlis

At a house party once I knocked over someone's wall of shot glasses by accident. Must have taken them a year to build it. Got me coat sharpish.

Last night, the balcony door was open but didn't notice the screen door was closed. I walked into the screen door and took it right off it's rails! My nose hurts today

TriciaDelicia

knocked someones toothbrush into the toilet before i didn't know what to do so i used the toilet brush and fished it out and put it back on the rack.
I know disgusting and evil.

AnonoBoy

I went Morris Dancing once.

Doc

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I went Morris Dancing once.

Accidentall Morris Dancing? Was it an Irish dancing class?

KnifeWRENCH

One of the worst for me was probably when I was about 9 and I accidentally knocked a statue of the Virgin Mary off a shelf in school and it smashed into pieces - whether you're religious or not, you can imagine it's not a good omen. I bet God is still pissed off with me for that one!

BarrackO'Bummer wrote: »

I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE ELECTION

OMG SRSLY?????!!!!!!!!!!

ScumLord

When I was in national school (maybe around 13 - 14) they where doing a raffle for charity. Me and a friend found the ticket books and stole a book each. We sold the books and pocketed the money. Unfortunately we couldn't control our spending afterwards. We couldn't explain where all the toy machine guns, buckets of sweets and pimp clothes where coming out of and eventually the parents knew something was up. Man, I got beat raw that day.

Oh accident.. opps.

Oh well it's good to get it off me chest.

Miguel_Sanchez

I accidentally dropped and chipped my uncle's vinyl copy of Sonic Youth's Dirty Boots EP when I was about 14 or 15.

I still feel bad.

(and if you believe that's the worst thing I've ever done then I've got a perpetual motion machine you might be interested in buying)

Quazzie

Chad Happy Tourniquet wrote: »

I once cracked a suicide joke at work and made a girl cry.

i did the same with a cancer joke!

5T3PH3N

Cutting the grass in my cousins new house and i hear a loud noise and see something brown flying out. Stop the mower to take a look... It was a wallet full of money.

Stupidly i ran in to my cousins mate who was living there and showed him what i found. He pulled i.d out of it and it was him. Then he told me i had just found 3,500e and handed me 50 quid and sent me on my way to finish cutting the grass.

Boll*x

Zangetsu

Can't really remember much atm but the other day I opened a door in the office while someone went to push through, she was obviously gonna put her weight behind opening the door cause when i opened it she flew forward and did a faceplant in the hall...

I laughed, picked her up and apoligised. Don't think I was forgiven though :pac:

Ste.phen

I accidentally the whole thing.

Danbo!

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

i did the same with a cancer joke!

Wheelchair joke for me.

5T3PH3N wrote: »

3,500 grand

3.5 Million? Nice wan.

MagicMarker

Numerous girls have been left in agony with a football to the face as a result of my left foot.

It's always the ones you have a crush on:(

pawrick

em lots of things not sure which qualifies as the worst:

knocked a small person into the canteen fridge in work - door was left open and I hate when people do that so i sorta launched it but didn't notice she was leaning into it trying to reach something.

same job - had a dodgy lift where the sensors didn't work properly - jumped in to it just managing to avoid catching my arm, the small person ah heck with it the dwarf was standing there with her friend and I just said wow I nearly caught my arm - the guy turns and say I wasn't so lucky - cue one armed guy to make his appearance in work!

assisted in breaking my mates wheelchair - wheelchair racing down a hill and had to go to a bike shop to get it fixed quickly (was in school on lunch break)

borrowed my mates wheel chair in a night club while he was in the jacks as I was tired standing up - some guys thought I needed assistance getting up some steps - em was a bit embarrassing when I had to get out of the chair to get my friend.

when my gf asked me if my ex was better looking I said yes (in fairness she was going on and on about stuff so I had tuned out and was just going yes yes yes) it slipped out before I realised and god what a huge argument that started, the fact I said I wasn't listening to her didn't help either!

redfacedbear

I dislocated my 3yoa daughter's elbow.

Walking along the street holding her hand. She tripped and I yanked her arm up to stop her falling on her face. There was a sickening crunching sensation and lots of screaming.

Horrible

Dord

I accidentally knocked someone out. :eek::(

Varkov

Dord wrote: »

I accidentally knocked someone up. :eek::(

Fixed

pickarooney

Messing around at an athletics meet, threw a playful kick at a young wan I was a bit mad into, forgetting I had the running spikes on.
There was blood, and no 1500m medals for the girls' team.