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Whats the biggest thing you've murdered?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,650 ✭✭✭shayser


    A lamb, for the chops. They were tasty but I was a bit of novice with the killing part. Still shudder at the memory.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    shayser wrote: »
    A lamb, for the chops. They were tasty but I was a bit of novice with the killing part. Still shudder at the memory.
    they taste even better if you give them a name.

    my brother in law does that and you know its lamb if you go to dinner and Hilda will be there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,510 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    I once shot a deer in Bavaria. The people who knew what they were doing gutted the bugger and hung it to drain blood and we feasted upon it next day. Twas very good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭DanGerMus


    mayordenis wrote: »
    rabbits but it was more self defence

    As long as you shouted "it's coming right for us" it's ok.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    I went on a Cane Toad cull last year, a group walk around a forest/bush area
    if they see a Cane toad, hit it as hard as you can.

    I think I managed 4.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    Nessy...

    nessy.jpg


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 4,726 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gonzovision


    This!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    what is it an elephant or a giant hairy moth??


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 4,726 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gonzovision


    It was the keyboard actually...:P


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 17,897 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    Killed? A person.
    Murdered, a lizard. I still regret that.

    I did try shooting at a bird once, I missed. Didn't bother taking a second shot, heart wasn't really in it.

    There's a distinction betwee kill and murder, I would submit.

    NTM


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    A Sheep, but it was more putting it out of its misery due to an injury from a large fall. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    crow


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    crow

    cant stand the screeching little gobsheens!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    My fear of pain


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    My fear of pain

    yeh right!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Silenceisbliss


    a wooly mamoth


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭CursedSkeptic


    Pighead wrote: »
    Was sitting here in a pair of fresh-ish underpants watching Loose Women when slowly but surely the thoughts of murdercrossed Pighead's mind. Have just turned it over to Scrubs for fear these thoughts spiralled out of control and somebody got killed.

    But that's probably just tough guy talk as who the hell could Pighead murder? Being a gentle creature who specialises in the art of love, Pighead would find it near impossible to kill anything bigger than a cute little cat who was accidently killed back in 91 during a game of garden football when a rocket of a free kick caught Buttons square in the face and snapped her poor furry fragile neck in three places thus causing an immediate and tragic death.

    So whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?

    Refer to oneself in the third person is moronic, please refrain


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Refer to oneself in the third person is moronic, please refrain

    That's a good point, I don't think anyone's ever said that before.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    Refer to oneself in the third person is moronic, please refrain

    n00b


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,629 ✭✭✭jaykay74


    Refer to oneself in the third person is moronic, please refrain

    think you meant "Referring to oneself in the third person is moronic, please refrain".

    If you are criticising someones posting style try not to make mistakes yourself ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭Ishmael


    I killed a mouse once when i was turning the potatoes on a farm. Caught the little fecker and squeezed it until its eyes almost popped. Dunno why really, i was probably annoyed because i hated turning potatoes.

    Used to kill flys and daddy-longs legs all the time by catching them and throwing them into spiderwebs in the back yard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 603 ✭✭✭metalgear2k2


    I couldn’t be arsed re-writing all this so I just copied it from my bebo blog, it’s a year and half since we got back from the trip, I am still sickened by this country!!! :p

    On the way back down to the farm after lunch I got a call from Dwayne over the 2 way (the cb radio) I was to meet him at the feedlot and help him with the bait. Just to explain what the bait is, in the outback every 6 months or so most properties do what’s called a “bait”. Kill a large steer, peel off the hide and get the best meet off him. Then cut up the meat into fist sizes and they would be injected with a very strong poison that would kill anything that would eat it. The neat is taken and put out around the boundary fence and around the water holes. The main targets are dingoes.
    So I met Dwayne, left my Ute at the feedlot and went looking for steer. There had been put one aside just for this purpose as he has bad hooves. He was about 4 years old and he normally hung around the river where he was nice and close to the water and not too far from some grazing. He was after fattening up nicely. Took us a while to find him and when we did he was lying down on the opposite side of the river. We made our way around and I loaded the rifle, a .22. Dwayne went over about 10m from the beast and took a shot at it. It got up and moved off deeper into the bush, Dwayne followed and I stayed with the vehicle. I heard 2 more shots then Dwayne called out to me to bring the vehicle out, Dwayne had the beast down in a clearing, still alive. I parked, close, got out and Dwayne asked me if I wanted to kill it. I took the gun, cocked it and took aim, he got up and started to move away as I aimed. I lined up the crosshairs just behind his ear and fired. He dropped, legs still moving trying to run. I reloaded, walked over, put the barrel to the back of his head and fired. No more moving. I cleared the barrel and put the rifle back in the Ute, while Dwayne got the knives, special knives for exactly this purpose. Sharp in the extreme, he got one for himself and one for me.
    I was thinking in my head that I wasn’t totally sure if I could do this but didn’t say anything. Dwayne said to watch him a while and do what he did. The beast was down on its side so we had easy access to all of 1 side. Dwayne picked up the back leg, placed the hoof between his legs and started to cut the hide just above the hoof all the way around, and then one cut right up the middle of the leg. He is trying to peel the hide off with out damaging the meat. So I picked up the front leg and put the hoof between my legs and started to cut into the hide just above the hoof, around the ankle but the beast kicked out!!!! I almost **** myself! Dwayne started laughing and said that the nerves stay active for about 20mins after the kill, that I should just hold on tight. He could have told me that sooner the bastard! So then I did it again and peeled the hide off the leg, right up to the shoulder. It was pretty sick really, it was still warm, no gloves, could feel everything on my hands, the fat tissue under the hide, the meat and blood in places, but surprisingly very little blood. I found out later that Dwayne had bled the beast, cut straight into the heart at the very start and let it all bleed out while I put the gun away. We kept going, peeling the hide from the neck down and the hoofs up to the spine. Dwayne picked up the front leg and cut deep in around the shoulder, I realized that he was cutting it off, left him take the weight of the leg and did the cut for him, right through the shoulder socket. He lobbed it into the back of the Ute and we did the same with the back leg. We then sharpened the knives again and started cutting all the good meat off the carcass, Dyane showed me where all the different steaks come off the animal. I got the long strip of fillet off near the spine and put that in the Ute along with the rest of the meat. When we had what we wanted we rolled the beast over and did the same on the other side. When we were finished there was a ****load of meat in the Ute. It was almost 6.30pm when we finished, we took it up to a ship container to process it in the morning. The carcass is left where it fell.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭CursedSkeptic


    jaykay74 wrote: »
    think you meant "Referring to oneself in the third person is moronic, please refrain".

    If you are criticising someones posting style try not to make mistakes yourself ;)

    To refer to oneself, doesn't matter my point still stands


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Refer to oneself in the third person is moronic, please refrain
    Good morning CursedSpastic. Pighead seems to have upset you in some way, which has manifested itself into these hate filled bitter words that are quoted above.

    Your hatred for the third person reminds Pighead of a colleague he once had who hated all people from Somalia just because "they talked different". Then one day he realised that his discrimination towards the Somalian was a bit two faced as he was from Mozambique and to most of the world he probably "talked different too"

    So what's the biggest thing you've murdered buddy?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    jackdaw wrote: »
    ****..

    Que?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭CursedSkeptic


    Pighead wrote: »
    Good morning CursedSpastic. Pighead seems to have upset you in some way, which has manifested itself into these hate filled bitter words that are quoted above.

    Your hatred for the third person reminds Pighead of a colleague he once had who hated all people from Somalia just because "they talked different". Then one day he realised that his discrimination towards the Somalian was a bit two faced as he was from Mozambique and to most of the world he probably "talked different too"

    So what's the biggest thing you've murdered buddy?

    CursedSpastic? Your really cool I wish I could be cool on the internet like you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    CursedSpastic? Your really cool I wish I could be cool on the internet like you
    You should stop chasing unattainable dreams CursedSeptic. Lower your aims and take it from there. Try being as cool as Barry from Eastenders first and then work your way up. Baby steps.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    kiss.jpg

    PIGHEAD'S FIRST KISS..... AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭shoelaceface


    Pighead wrote: »

    She's not actually kissing that mirror!


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