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Whats the biggest thing you've murdered?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13 beni66


    5T3PH3N wrote: »
    I used to catch Bee's and wasps in a bottle and shake them to death. Used to put salt on slugs and snails and watch them bubble:)Love killing flies in the house with the swash thingy. Don't kill them but send cattle regularly for killing

    I dont find any fun by hurting any creature


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    A man in reno, just to watch him die.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 699 ✭✭✭LeahBaby


    Marvin Gaye's "heard it through the grapevine" last night at karaoke.

    Felt really bad about it so drank a triple JD and coke afterwards..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 143 ✭✭and2


    hit a cat wit the car once.. would have stopped if it was a dog to see if it was ok, inform owner etc.. but cats.. hate em


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    A bag full of puppies.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 699 ✭✭✭LeahBaby


    ScumLord wrote: »
    A bag full of puppies.


    will murder you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,163 ✭✭✭hobochris


    A Rabbit. It ran out in front of the car on the way home from a friends, Couldn't let the poor fecker suffer, so I stopped, got the wheel brace out the back and put him out of his misery. Felt guilty for a few days afterwards..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    beni66 wrote: »
    I dont find any fun by hurting any creature

    You should try rough sex, chicks dig it.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    I murdered "Knockin on heaven's door" once in a venue in toulouse.Nearly got the guillotine for that one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Degsy wrote: »
    I murdered "Knockin on heaven's door" once in a venue in toulouse.Nearly got the guillotine for that one.
    Wouldn't feel too bad about it Degsy old son, Bob Dylan wrote the thing and he murdered it as well.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 796 ✭✭✭rasper


    ran over a kitten a couple of years back , knew it was in pain and was going to die , had the wheel brace but couldn't do anything with it, thankfully it died within a minute of flopping around, I'm not a wimp when it comes to the right decision but I was powerless to actually physically kill an animal and pet, despite the fact that it was in so much pain.
    Still think about it and drive even more cautiously out the stix.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Killed a huntsman spider in OZ that’s about it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,240 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Dragan wrote: »
    You should try rough sex, chicks dig it.
    try telling the battered women shelter that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Sangre wrote: »
    try telling the battered women shelter that.
    Pighead doesn't think that having rough sex with a battered woman would be wholly appropriate Sangre. There's a time and a place for everything. Know your target market buddy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13 beni66


    Dragan wrote: »
    You should try rough sex, chicks dig it.
    we did it yesterday... Im bored..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Collectively speaking we are all killing the blue whale.

    Shame on us all...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Sangre wrote: »
    try telling the battered women shelter that.
    Is that like a bucket of KFC?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    ... my liver...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Hundreds of animals have dies to feed my hunger. Even now, I'm eating haribo and stroking my leather jacket.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,771 ✭✭✭jebuz


    your ma....

    **** off. seriously


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    I have shot a few stags (the four legged deer variety), they were pretty big (not too tasty though).

    Ive always fancied popin off one of them Elephants or a lion, that would be fun.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Sangre wrote: »
    try telling the battered women shelter that.

    They've already been told once.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭ART6


    Nerin wrote: »
    Pheasant that my cat dragged back half dead to the house. Had to snap its neck.

    I love a nice roast pheasant. Where can I get a cat like that?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    ART6 wrote: »
    I love a nice roast pheasant. Where can I get a cat like that?

    Never mind a cat.
    Get yourself a .22 with a silencer and shoot them as they roost.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,788 ✭✭✭jackdaw


    WindSock wrote: »
    Possum, then a Rabbit. The possum I shot, but the rabbit I had to bash his skull with a spade. Wasn't easy that one :(

    ****..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    The owner of this body I'm inhabiting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,587 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    A big ass Porteguese Man-o-War in Killybegs Harbour


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    ART6 wrote: »
    I love a nice roast pheasant. Where can I get a cat like that?

    he's one of a kind... I think/hope :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,166 ✭✭✭✭Zzippy


    Mink. Lots of 'em... little backstards!


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