Whats the biggest thing you've murdered?

Pighead

Was sitting here in a pair of fresh-ish underpants watching Loose Women when slowly but surely the thoughts of murdercrossed Pighead's mind. Have just turned it over to Scrubs for fear these thoughts spiralled out of control and somebody got killed.

But that's probably just tough guy talk as who the hell could Pighead murder? Being a gentle creature who specialises in the art of love, Pighead would find it near impossible to kill anything bigger than a cute little cat who was accidently killed back in 91 during a game of garden football when a rocket of a free kick caught Buttons square in the face and snapped her poor furry fragile neck in three places thus causing an immediate and tragic death.

So whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?

Latchy

Obious answer from me would be a pint .

I'm such a gentle soul ....

chin_grin

Pighead wrote: »

Was sitting here in a pair of fresh-ish underpants watching Loose Women when slowly but surely the thoughts of murdercrossed Pighead's mind. Have just turned it over to Scrubs for fear these thoughts spiralled out of control and somebody got killed.

But that's probably just tough guy talk as who the hell could Pighead murder? Being a gentle creature who specialises in the art of love, Pighead would find it near impossible to kill anything bigger than a cute little cat who was accidently killed back in 91 during a game of garden football when a rocket of a free kick caught Buttons square in the face and snapped her poor furry fragile neck in three places thus causing an immediate and tragic death.

So whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?

This thread...........HA! Oh, wait....FAIL......

Ruu_Old

Internet police on their way to Mammy Pigheads house! ;_; I destroyed a 'Daddy long legs', pulled its wings and one leg off and poured some burnt oil I found over it. It felt good, it was probably one of those that covered my bedroom ceiling one night so I thought it was justified. :mad:

Pighead

Ruu wrote: »

I destroyed a 'Daddy long legs', pulled its wings and one leg off and poured some burnt oil I found over it. It felt good, it was probably one of those that covered my bedroom ceiling one night so I thought it was justified. :mad:

:eek: Pighead hasn't been this shocked since he found out Pat Kernny had kids and therefore must have at some stage in his life engaged in the act of sexual intercourse.

Please say it isn't true Ruu. You were the last beacon of goodness and wholesomeness left in this bitter twisted cynical world. Please say you made it up.

Mena

Biggest thing I've murdered was a cow... Man was the farmer pissed

the drifter

your ma....

The Master

I once killed a small dolphin a few years back.
He was trapped in a fishing net and was cut up pretty bad.
It was the only humane thing to do

WindSock

Possum, then a Rabbit. The possum I shot, but the rabbit I had to bash his skull with a spade. Wasn't easy that one

jim o doom

biggest thing I've ever murdered was a VERY large (read small cat) sized rat that my dog had mangled - it was nearly dead alread, so it was a mercy killing, but horrible to have to perform regardless.

Dragan

A cow.

Cool_CM

Ruu wrote: »

Internet police on their way to Mammy Pigheads house! ;_; I destroyed a 'Daddy long legs', pulled its wings and one leg off and poured some burnt oil I found over it. It felt good, it was probably one of those that covered my bedroom ceiling one night so I thought it was justified. :mad:

:eek:
*calls Rolf Harris*
At least that bird i killed died reasonably quickly.

molly(",)

my hamster :( stood on him

JC 2K3

Yore ma a big spider.

Pighead

the drifter wrote: »

your ma....

Nope. Mammy Pighead is alive and well.

Must have been someone else's mother you killed. Or maybe, just maybe, you haven't actually killed anybody's mother and you're just being a repetitive boring ninkempoop! Who knows. Not Pighead. He can't even spell ninkempoop properly.

Beruthiel

Kittens.

the drifter

the drifter wrote: »

your ma....

Yeah I stuck my lad in her eye.

KnifeWRENCH

Erm....I'm not sure. I don't think I've killed anything bigger than a fly. I don't kill spiders because it's meant to be bad luck, I just throw them outside.
I've probably killed a few slugs and snails by stepping on them, but not intentionally.

I am absolutely terrified of wasps, so much so that I'm afraid to kill them. I get either my father, mother or sister to kill them for me. So while I don't actually carry out the killing, I essentially put a hit on them.

Nerin

Pheasant that my cat dragged back half dead to the house. Had to snap its neck.

the drifter

a small village in nigera that were in the way of my oil pipeline.....

Dardania

Tom Jones (personally, not his work)

Fish.

Dardania

Dardania wrote: »

Tom Jones (personally, not his work)

****e - wish I said Elvis now...

ZygOte

probably a mackerel is about the largest thing,

oh and stop referring to yourself in the 3rd person, its sad.
Zygotes off to browse some more crap else where now and maybe zygote will have a cup of tea and zygote might go down the coridor.... blah.

Earthhorse

Pighead wrote: »

So whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?

The mood.

Dardania

ZygOte wrote: »

probably a mackerel is about the largest thing,

oh and stop referring to yourself in the 3rd person, its sad.
Zygotes off to browse some more crap else where now and maybe zygote will have a cup of tea and zygote might go down the coridor.... blah.

Sigh...Zygotes will be zygotes...

Pighead

Beruthiel wrote: »

Kittens.

Plural? How many kittens have you killed? 10's 100's 1000's? And why do you kill them? Fetish reasons? Humanitarian reasons? Ancient ritual reasons?

Daithi McGee

Had to send a cow of to cow heaven once. That would be a cow of the Bovine variety, Charolaise to be more exact rather than some pun alluding to a woman, variety.

beni66

and felt bad about it..

Pighead

beni66 wrote: »

and felt bad about it..

Bad news beni66. Pighead fears you've killed more than one ant in your lifetime. Every step you take results in the murder of whole colonies of ants. That time you saved that little girl by pulling her out of the way of the big angry marauding bull you actually killed several thousand innocent ants. If killing ants makes you feel bad you must leave this ant ridden country and head for antartica.

5T3PH3N

I used to catch Bee's and wasps in a bottle and shake them to death. Used to put salt on slugs and snails and watch them bubble:)Love killing flies in the house with the swash thingy. Don't kill them but send cattle regularly for killing

beni66

5T3PH3N wrote: »

I used to catch Bee's and wasps in a bottle and shake them to death. Used to put salt on slugs and snails and watch them bubble:)Love killing flies in the house with the swash thingy. Don't kill them but send cattle regularly for killing

I dont find any fun by hurting any creature

thelordofcheese

A man in reno, just to watch him die.

LeahBaby

Marvin Gaye's "heard it through the grapevine" last night at karaoke.

Felt really bad about it so drank a triple JD and coke afterwards..

and2

hit a cat wit the car once.. would have stopped if it was a dog to see if it was ok, inform owner etc.. but cats.. hate em

ScumLord

A bag full of puppies.

LeahBaby

ScumLord wrote: »

A bag full of puppies.

will murder you

hobochris

A Rabbit. It ran out in front of the car on the way home from a friends, Couldn't let the poor fecker suffer, so I stopped, got the wheel brace out the back and put him out of his misery. Felt guilty for a few days afterwards..

Dragan

beni66 wrote: »

I dont find any fun by hurting any creature

You should try rough sex, chicks dig it.

Degsy

I murdered "Knockin on heaven's door" once in a venue in toulouse.Nearly got the guillotine for that one.

Pighead

Degsy wrote: »

I murdered "Knockin on heaven's door" once in a venue in toulouse.Nearly got the guillotine for that one.

Wouldn't feel too bad about it Degsy old son, Bob Dylan wrote the thing and he murdered it as well.

rasper

ran over a kitten a couple of years back , knew it was in pain and was going to die , had the wheel brace but couldn't do anything with it, thankfully it died within a minute of flopping around, I'm not a wimp when it comes to the right decision but I was powerless to actually physically kill an animal and pet, despite the fact that it was in so much pain.
Still think about it and drive even more cautiously out the stix.

Kiera

Killed a huntsman spider in OZ that’s about it.

Sangre

Dragan wrote: »

You should try rough sex, chicks dig it.

try telling the battered women shelter that.

Pighead

Sangre wrote: »

try telling the battered women shelter that.

Pighead doesn't think that having rough sex with a battered woman would be wholly appropriate Sangre. There's a time and a place for everything. Know your target market buddy.

beni66

Dragan wrote: »

You should try rough sex, chicks dig it.

we did it yesterday... Im bored..

Galvasean

Collectively speaking we are all killing the blue whale.

Shame on us all...

ScumLord

Sangre wrote: »

try telling the battered women shelter that.

Is that like a bucket of KFC?

junior_apollo

... my liver...

kraggy

Time.

The_Minister

Hundreds of animals have dies to feed my hunger. Even now, I'm eating haribo and stroking my leather jacket.