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Whats the biggest thing you've murdered?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Your sister..............


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,210 ✭✭✭✭citytillidie


    biggest thing i murdered was a 6lb fish

    ******



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭Ebonyellie


    i cycled over a chicken once but didnt stop to see if he died.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Madd.....nevermind


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Ebonyellie wrote: »
    i cycled over a chicken once but didnt stop to see if he died.

    That'll teach em - chickens will insist on crossing the road for no apparent reason.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    your ma's ass

    has that been done yet


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    your ma's ass

    has that been done yet

    Everyone has done that dude, come one :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 533 ✭✭✭SpookyDoll


    I've killed a few threads right here on these very boards......:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 533 ✭✭✭SpookyDoll


    MwhoooooHOHOOOOOuuuUUUMWAAAAhaaaHHAAAHAAAHaaaHAAA !!!! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭Varkov


    In order of size.

    Mouse
    Rat
    Rabbit
    Cat
    Sheep
    Cow
    And a drunk who walked in front of my car 2 years ago.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,391 ✭✭✭✭Vegeta


    Varkov wrote: »
    In order of size.

    Mouse
    Rat
    Rabbit
    Cat
    Sheep
    Cow
    And a drunk who walked in front of my car 2 years ago.

    Man he must have been HUGE to be bigger than a cow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,725 ✭✭✭ibh


    5T3PH3N wrote: »
    I used to catch Bee's and wasps in a bottle and shake them to death. Used to put salt on slugs and snails and watch them bubble:)Love killing flies in the house with the swash thingy. Don't kill them but send cattle regularly for killing

    I thought that was impossible becuase they are too light?? They can't build up the inertia or velocity to actually be killed by being shaken in a jar....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭Varkov


    Well, taller anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    Some b*stard that tried to rob the shop I work in last night....deserved it to the little f*ck.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    JR


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    Some b*stard that tried to rob the shop I work in last night....deserved it to the little f*ck.

    Too soon man, too soon.

    I acidentally killed some kittens a few years back. Still haunts me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    I bought an electric fly swatter this summer.

    Its great flies spiders bees wasps go ut with a spark crack and a whisp of smoke-with my Insect Electric Chair in the Air.

    doing my bit for the environment - no harmful chemicals gasses or CFCs with this baby and you get to stretch co-ordinate and everything.

    Its a five minite work out for body and mind and costs just 4 yoyos

    I feel like Jeb Bush when he was Governor of Florida -the thrill is unreal.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    CDfm wrote: »
    I bought an electric fly swatter this summer.

    Its great flies spiders bees wasps go ut with a spark crack and a whisp of smoke-with my Insect Electric Chair in the Air.

    doing my bit for the environment - no harmful chemicals gasses or CFCs with this baby and you get to stretch co-ordinate and everything.

    Its a five minite work out for body and mind and costs just 4 yoyos

    I feel like Jeb Bush when he was Governor of Florida -the thrill is unreal.

    Dude, you gotta try and cook a burger or something on that bad boy...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Me and my brother used to squash butterflies in a variety of increasingly elaborate ways back in the day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Mother Nature

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    a man in Reno
    just for the Lulz


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 49 j-bone


    The Master wrote: »
    I once killed a small dolphin a few years back.
    He was trapped in a fishing net and was cut up pretty bad.
    It was the only humane thing to do


    you killed a dolphin?!!.....nice.....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I've killed a LOT of time standing in bank lines - does that count? LOL


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 9,814 Mod ✭✭✭✭mayordenis


    rabbits but it was more self defence


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    mayordenis wrote: »
    rabbits but it was more self defence

    LOL I'm afraid to ask the obvious... lol


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 9,814 Mod ✭✭✭✭mayordenis


    I was defening myself from hunger and the terror of not having any delicious rabbit meat.
    With a Rifle PEW! PEW!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    The Master wrote: »
    I once killed a small dolphin a few years back.
    He was trapped in a fishing net and was cut up pretty bad.
    It was the only humane thing to do
    I know this isnt pc-but did you eat it and what did it taste like

    if you knocked down and injured a pheasant it was against the law to ring its neck and kill it put it in the boot

    so i put a live one in the boot for my dad to finish off years back so technically that makes me an accessory before and after -I get my love of wildlife from my Dad

    so what about Fungii Junior

    I had kangeroo a few years back and it wasnt great.Horse is ok a bit tangy.

    Your not a dolphin friendly kind of guy but dolphin steaks would be very impressive.:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭positron


    ants (large nests - kerosine, lighter, fun), spiders, rats & snakes (proper snakes, once it was a King Cobra).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭msg11


    A mackerel ...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    mayordenis wrote: »
    rabbits but it was more self defence
    Bishop Len in Father Ted was afraid of rabbits too-you are in good company


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