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Whats the biggest thing you've murdered?

Pighead

Was sitting here in a pair of fresh-ish underpants watching Loose Women when slowly but surely the thoughts of murdercrossed Pighead's mind. Have just turned it over to Scrubs for fear these thoughts spiralled out of control and somebody got killed.

But that's probably just tough guy talk as who the hell could Pighead murder? Being a gentle creature who specialises in the art of love, Pighead would find it near impossible to kill anything bigger than a cute little cat who was accidently killed back in 91 during a game of garden football when a rocket of a free kick caught Buttons square in the face and snapped her poor furry fragile neck in three places thus causing an immediate and tragic death.

So whats the biggest thing you've ever killed?

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Your sister..............

citytillidie

biggest thing i murdered was a 6lb fish

Ebonyellie

i cycled over a chicken once but didnt stop to see if he died.

Turd Ferguson

Madd.....nevermind

ejmaztec

Ebonyellie wrote: »

i cycled over a chicken once but didnt stop to see if he died.

That'll teach em - chickens will insist on crossing the road for no apparent reason.

lostexpectation

your ma's ass

has that been done yet

Turd Ferguson

lostexpectation wrote: »

your ma's ass

has that been done yet

Everyone has done that dude, come one :rolleyes:

SpookyDoll

I've killed a few threads right here on these very boards......:P

SpookyDoll

MwhoooooHOHOOOOOuuuUUUMWAAAAhaaaHHAAAHAAAHaaaHAAA !!!!

Varkov

In order of size.

Mouse
Rat
Rabbit
Cat
Sheep
Cow
And a drunk who walked in front of my car 2 years ago.

Vegeta

Varkov wrote: »

In order of size.

Mouse
Rat
Rabbit
Cat
Sheep
Cow
And a drunk who walked in front of my car 2 years ago.

Man he must have been HUGE to be bigger than a cow.

ibh

5T3PH3N wrote: »

I used to catch Bee's and wasps in a bottle and shake them to death. Used to put salt on slugs and snails and watch them bubble:)Love killing flies in the house with the swash thingy. Don't kill them but send cattle regularly for killing

I thought that was impossible becuase they are too light?? They can't build up the inertia or velocity to actually be killed by being shaken in a jar....

Varkov

Well, taller anyway.

shenanigans1982

Some b*stard that tried to rob the shop I work in last night....deserved it to the little f*ck.

Turd Ferguson

Jimbo

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

Some b*stard that tried to rob the shop I work in last night....deserved it to the little f*ck.

Too soon man, too soon.

I acidentally killed some kittens a few years back. Still haunts me

CDfm

I bought an electric fly swatter this summer.

Its great flies spiders bees wasps go ut with a spark crack and a whisp of smoke-with my Insect Electric Chair in the Air.

doing my bit for the environment - no harmful chemicals gasses or CFCs with this baby and you get to stretch co-ordinate and everything.

Its a five minite work out for body and mind and costs just 4 yoyos

I feel like Jeb Bush when he was Governor of Florida -the thrill is unreal.

Turd Ferguson

CDfm wrote: »

I bought an electric fly swatter this summer.

Its great flies spiders bees wasps go ut with a spark crack and a whisp of smoke-with my Insect Electric Chair in the Air.

doing my bit for the environment - no harmful chemicals gasses or CFCs with this baby and you get to stretch co-ordinate and everything.

Its a five minite work out for body and mind and costs just 4 yoyos

I feel like Jeb Bush when he was Governor of Florida -the thrill is unreal.

Dude, you gotta try and cook a burger or something on that bad boy...

4zn76tysfajdxp

Me and my brother used to squash butterflies in a variety of increasingly elaborate ways back in the day.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Mother Nature

Nerin

a man in Reno
just for the Lulz

j-bone

The Master wrote: »

I once killed a small dolphin a few years back.
He was trapped in a fishing net and was cut up pretty bad.
It was the only humane thing to do

you killed a dolphin?!!.....nice.....

Biggins

I've killed a LOT of time standing in bank lines - does that count? LOL

mayordenis

rabbits but it was more self defence

Biggins

mayordenis wrote: »

rabbits but it was more self defence

LOL I'm afraid to ask the obvious... lol

mayordenis

I was defening myself from hunger and the terror of not having any delicious rabbit meat.
With a Rifle PEW! PEW!

CDfm

The Master wrote: »

I once killed a small dolphin a few years back.
He was trapped in a fishing net and was cut up pretty bad.
It was the only humane thing to do

I know this isnt pc-but did you eat it and what did it taste like

if you knocked down and injured a pheasant it was against the law to ring its neck and kill it put it in the boot

so i put a live one in the boot for my dad to finish off years back so technically that makes me an accessory before and after -I get my love of wildlife from my Dad

so what about Fungii Junior

I had kangeroo a few years back and it wasnt great.Horse is ok a bit tangy.

Your not a dolphin friendly kind of guy but dolphin steaks would be very impressive.:cool:

positron

ants (large nests - kerosine, lighter, fun), spiders, rats & snakes (proper snakes, once it was a King Cobra).

msg11

A mackerel ...

CDfm

mayordenis wrote: »

rabbits but it was more self defence

Bishop Len in Father Ted was afraid of rabbits too-you are in good company