What do you do at Discos?

Scram · 11-08-2008 02:23AM #1

So at Discos i just prop the bar up, and drink and drink till its over. Its usually my mates draggin me out and im just not bothered as i know how "****" its gonna end. I suffer with Depression and the whole experience makes me feel so ****e. On the rare occassions that i do feel "good" things never seem to work out.

I cant dance, well i havnt since a brother of a friend laughed at my crazy moves. Kinda ****ed up my confidence in the whole being drunk and dancing thing. which is ****ed up i know as the whole point of getting drunk and dancing is to let go.

Im **** at talking to girls, and being jobless and living at home is like having a huge weight round your neck all the time.

So its Go to bar->drink->go to bar->drink->repeat

My so called mates just **** off and do there own thing i cant blame them relaly **** if i knew me id ignore me...

Adam · 11-08-2008 02:26AM

Cool, cheers. Talk to ya later yeah?

Joe Cool · 11-08-2008 02:27AM

*backs away slowly*

hussey · 11-08-2008 02:28AM

Do people still call them Disco's ?
Seems something my dad would say.

Tha Gopher · 11-08-2008 02:28AM

I wear my flares and goldfish shoes and sniff coke whilst getting down to Stayin Alive.

Anyone heard of this house music crap? Discos in Manchester and Amsterdam now where they take these pill things. It will never take off.

pfft, disco will NEVER die......

Jigsaw · 11-08-2008 02:29AM

When I go to discos I stand at the bar and drink in a clinical fashion. However, if Rock DJ by Robbie Williams or Fast Love by George Michael comes on I'm up like a shot. I have serious moves.

MagicMarker · 11-08-2008 02:31AM

Haven't been to a disco since i was about 7 when i danced around to Cotton Eye Joe drinking Calypsos.

God my head was sore the next day i tells ya.

Junior #8 · 11-08-2008 02:33AM

if your crap with girls, you have to get to know them at possible house party (s) before-hand.

1. Put shirt on
2. Go to house party
3. Chat to everyone while playing it cool
4. Go to Disco
5. ???????????
6. PROFIT

hussey · 11-08-2008 02:34AM

Jigsaw wrote: »

When I go to discos I stand at the bar and drink in a clinical fashion. However, if Rock DJ by Robbie Williams or Fast Love by George Michael comes on I'm up like a shot. I have serious moves.

That is nearly as embarrassing as the whole 'Jigsaw girl' thread

Tha Gopher · 11-08-2008 02:34AM

Junior #8 wrote: »

5. ???????????
6. PROFIT

Can you remind me from what fim/comedy the last two are from?

Ruu_Old · 11-08-2008 02:36AM

Wait for the teeny bopper music to come on (S Club 7 \o\ /o/, don't forget for the national anthem at the end*.

*dishcos down the country

Junior #8 · 11-08-2008 02:37AM

Tha Gopher wrote: »

Can you remind me from what fim/comedy the last two are from?

hmmm, asking questions you already know the answer to may be a reason your still awake...

Tha Gopher · 11-08-2008 02:38AM

Junior #8 wrote: »

hmmm, asking questions you already know the answer to may be a reason your still awake...

Tell me! Its on the tip of my brain.....

AlmightyCushion · 11-08-2008 02:38AM

South park.

Xavi6 · 11-08-2008 02:39AM

Once I get to hear Maniac 2000 I'm happy. Probably the thing I miss most about home!

Tha Gopher · 11-08-2008 02:42AM

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

South park.

Which one?

Sorry for the OT.....but the OP was pretty rambling and pointless....

entropi · 11-08-2008 02:44AM

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

South park.

aye, the underpants gnomes

Joe Cool · 11-08-2008 02:45AM

Tha Gopher wrote: »

Which one?

Sorry for the OT.....but the OP was pretty rambling and pointless....

Underpants Gnomes, no?

Phase 1. Collect underpants
Phase 2. ?
Phase 3. Profit

Tha Gopher · 11-08-2008 02:46AM

Jaysus.

Last time I saw that episode was in the late 70s.

I remember we had discos back then.....

Pride Fighter · 11-08-2008 02:50AM

Ride yore ma:pac::pac:

Junior #8 · 11-08-2008 02:50AM

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103595/
newfags posted too quick.
sorry about that o wise one

ibFoxer · 11-08-2008 02:53AM

Ruu wrote: »

Wait for the teeny bopper music to come on (S Club 7 \o\ /o/, don't forget for the national anthem at the end*.

*dishcos down the country

Country disco= f'n awesome

bythewoods · 11-08-2008 05:03AM

I'm seriously the best catch ever. EVER.

Too obvious to make a I-dunno-there-luuuuuuuuuv-but-I'd-like-to-do-you-at-disocs joke?

challengemaster · 11-08-2008 05:07AM

Ruu wrote: »

Wait for the teeny bopper music to come on (S Club 7 \o\ /o/, don't forget for the national anthem at the end*.

*dishcos down the country

So true.. atleast it was that one time I went when I was 13, or something.

SoupyNorman · 11-08-2008 05:13AM

Xavi6 wrote: »

Once I get to hear Maniac 2000 I'm happy. Probably the thing I miss most about home!

Or that other one...

"From Paris to Berlin and every Disco I go in my Heart is something for love"

I just cant seem to stand still when it comes on.

smellslikeshoes · 11-08-2008 05:45AM

Sounds more like something you should post in personal issues to be honest.
I generally just get horribly drunk in nightclubs and things work themselves out.

Overheal · 11-08-2008 05:56AM

I have some drinks, talk to people if I see familiars. As a virtue of being drunk I'd bum fags off people even though Im not really a habit-smoker. With enough alcho and if some actual music is played for a change I'll go a bit crazy. And occassionaly, take your friend's gf and sit her on your lap. He knows your no threat but he enjoys pretending to her its driving him crazy anyway: in the end we're both winners

SoupyNorman · 11-08-2008 05:57AM

smellslikeshoes wrote: »

Sounds more like something you should post in personal issues to be honest.
I generally just get horribly drunk in nightclubs and things work themselves out.

I was thinking the same although I reckon it was posted here for Max Xpose!

togster · 11-08-2008 08:22AM

I like dancing like those jamacians.

Quazzie · 11-08-2008 09:01AM

I just get drunk. and after I don't really care because I can't really remember it. but hey, each to their own if suicidal depression and ruining your friends buzz works for you then best of luck. If it isn't working the PI is datta way >>>

mise_me_fein · 11-08-2008 10:13AM

I think it more than discos that p!ssing you off.

Change your life, leave the country or do something extreme......you don't sound happy.

If you stay the way you are there's a good chance you'll be doing the same thing in discos in 10 years.

If I were you, I'd pack my bag, get out of the house and head for the States or Oz.............you might like the "discos" over there.

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