Famous people you'd like to punch in the side of the head.

Latchy · 19-07-2008 7:00pm

Clare Bear wrote: »

You are fooking kidding me! Ah ha ha ha ha ha brilliant! He's even more deluded than I originally thought. :pac:

I swear i read in a magazine a few years ago ,in the quote section and he siad ' i think i would make a good ambassador for ireland and would if given oppurtunity run for president ' :eek:

Perhaps he was jelaous of DANA ?

(Give her a few slaps around the head to )

eljono · 19-07-2008 7:04pm

Can't believe no-one said Ryan Tubriddy...

For me, it's between him and the lead singer of the Lightning Seeds.

Archeron · 19-07-2008 7:07pm

Santa Claus. Fat do-gooding jolly bastard makes me look bad every Christmas.

kowloon · 19-07-2008 7:16pm

LCDeelite wrote: »

There are almost too many to mention (!) , but in no particular order of preference.. Here's my Top 40.

1. Willie O' Dea

2. That fella from 'Naked Camera', Patrick McDonnell. He usually plays a park warden. He was also in Father Ted before as Fr Eoin McLove: "I've no willy!". He didn't annoy me in that- just in Naked Camera.

3. The ex-'D'Unbelievable' (D'UMBbelievable!) Jon Kenny. Ah shur, I'll throw in Pat Shortt while I'm at it as well.

4. Mary Hanafin

5. Enda Kenny

6. That bloke off 'The Panel', Andrew Maxwell. See: http://www.comedycv.co.uk/andrewmaxwell/andrew-maxwell-2004-october.jpg

7. Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. Same thing, same irritation!

8. Rosanna Davison. Attractive, yeah- but a pain in the hole 2 listen to.

9. Pat Kenny

10. Brian Dowling (former Big Brother contestant)

11. Jason Byrne

12. BBC sports presenter, Sue Barker See: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/rugby_union_grandstand0_meet_the_team/img/2.jpg

13. Richard Corrigan. "D'yaknowwhattamean??!", says he for the gazzillionith time.

14. Linda Martin- knock all da cosmetic surgery, 'post-Eurovision-win-100-years-ago' smugness outta her big Collie dog head! :pac:

15. Louis Walsh

16. The British former athlete, Colin Jackson See: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41933000/jpg/_41933910_col270.jpg

17. Any American, over-styled, orange MAW (Model Actress Whatever).

18.That one off 'Dan&Becs', actress Holly White.

19. Businessman Bill Cullen http://esoc.ucc.ie/IMAGES/billCullen.jpg

20. Mary O' Rourke

21. 'Peep Show' UK actor, David Mitchell. See: http://www.aboutrufus.com/BBC-TOS7.jpg

22. George McMahon (AKA 'Mondo from Fair City')

23. Caroline Morahan (AKA 'JAWS') :eek:

24. All of the members of Linkin Park

25. 'Nationwide' presenter/tormentor, Mary Kennedy

26. Laura Woods

27. Ian Beale (Adam Woodyatt)

28. Amanda Brunker

29. Jack Black

30. Liam McCormack from RTE2's The Cafe. Who in da name of St Augustine decided it was a good idea to put him in front of a camera??

31. Brian Ormond

32. Keet DUFF-EEE!! (Keith Duffy)

33. British comedian Jimmy Carr. Is he a wax figure?

34. Twink (AKA Adele King)

35. Today FM's Ray Foley

36. TV gardener/all-round knob, Alan Titschmarch

37. Journalist/presenter/whatever, Fiona Looney

38. Kelly Osbourne

39. Pierce Brosnan

40. Any 'glamour model' or talentless R€tards who would turn up @ the opening of a packet of Rolos.

Phew! DONE! :pac:

Yeeessssss! Release your hate and the path to the dark side is complete! :pac:

Riddle101 · 19-07-2008 7:25pm

Where to start

-Jodie Marsh: to fix her nose
-Jade Goody: for her chav mouth
-Britney Spears: You read that Chris Crocker
-Mary Harney: Let's see how she likes waiting 6 Hours to be seen by the docters
-Daniel Radcliff: Thinks he's the s**t now and likes to hang around with all the big fellas like Stephen Fry

And the below

Sherifu wrote: »

Pat Kenny.
Ray D'Arcy.

Ruu wrote: »

Louis Walsh.
Celebrity has-beens that pop up on American telly like Vanilla Ice and Dustin Diamond.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ZkTvLdH2o

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wygaJEt8muU

Blazer · 19-07-2008 7:33pm

Amy Winehouse
Pete Doherty
Kate Moss (cokeheads..hope they all die pretty soon from heroin od etc)
Any TD/MEP/Eurocrat.
Bono
Ronan Keating
Shane Lynch
Any member of Westlife
Any family member of Bertie Ahern
Bertie
Bertie
Bertie

AckwelFoley · 19-07-2008 7:33pm

Id like to punch mary lou mcdonald in the head and then wipe my knob in her beard

hunter164 · 19-07-2008 8:45pm

Pat Spillane.

Hennybug · 19-07-2008 8:49pm

Gerald Kean

Terry · 19-07-2008 8:53pm

Phil Lynott. Just to see if his skull would crumble.

Weidii · 19-07-2008 8:55pm

Tom Cruise anyone?

Though if yer gunna punch him you may aswell aim for the mouth, maybe if he was missing a few teeth he wouldn't be so quick to sport that sick cheese-tastic grin.

FlutterinBantam · 19-07-2008 9:00pm

That fcuker John O'Shea, bstard keeps hectoring me from the frikken radio no matter what station I'm on.

I couldn't give a fcuk about Darfur John.

Terry · 19-07-2008 9:06pm

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

That fcuker John O'Shea, bstard keeps hectoring me from the frikken radio no matter what station I'm on.

I couldn't give a fcuk about Darfur John.

Speaking of charities, who's the chick who does the voice for the concern ads?
I'd love to punch the marbles out of her mouth.

Lirange · 19-07-2008 9:12pm

Ryan Reynolds. Cannot Act. Banish his mug.

Gemma Atkinson. Gaping footballer borehole about to launch her music career. I'd like to rip out Ronaldo's intestines and strangle her with them.

Borneo Fnctn · 19-07-2008 9:20pm

I'd give the Queen of England a good belt. I find the idea of a monarchy stupid. God's representative on earth my arse. Monarchs. *spitting noise*. I tell you I'd belt her one, give her a shovel and tell her to start digging. Not for any reason, "just fcuking dig ya damp yoke".

MissHoneyBun · 19-07-2008 9:33pm

After being in college with her I can honestly say that Rosanna Davison is the worthiest candidate for a few smacks to the head i have ever met. Faker than a waxwork of Jordan's tits.

HalloweenJack · 19-07-2008 9:33pm

Pete Doherty - what a twat.

Dyr · 19-07-2008 9:38pm

Dave! wrote: »

Since it's Bono, can I have a special dispensation to use a baseball bat instead of punching him? I think it's warranted.

nah, i want the moment to last, punch his napper into a wall repeatedly

Smegball · 19-07-2008 9:38pm

Liam Gallagher
Phil Taylor
Peter Ebdon
Noel Gallagher
Snoop Dogg
Ashley Cole

SV · 19-07-2008 9:47pm

MissHoneyBun wrote: »

After being in college with her I can honestly say that Rosanna Davison is the worthiest candidate for a few smacks to the head i have ever met. Faker than a waxwork of Jordan's tits.

I'll vouch for that one.

MissHoneyBun · 19-07-2008 10:00pm

ClioV6 wrote: »

I'll vouch for that one.

You have my deepest sympathies

slimjimmc · 19-07-2008 10:55pm

Jim Carey & Ben Stiller.

At least I hope it would wake them up and perhaps, just perhaps, they would learn to act and stop regurgitating the same 'stuff' time & time again!

chopperbyrne · 19-07-2008 10:59pm

slimjimmc wrote: »

Jim Carey & Ben Stiller.

At least I hope it would wake them up and perhaps, just perhaps, they would learn to act and stop regurgitating the same 'stuff' time & time again!

He's made some excellent "non goofy" films over the years.

Cable Guy was very dark.

He was excellent in Truman Show and was very good in Man on the Moon.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is very good too.

razorblunt · 19-07-2008 11:24pm

Ha ha someone nominated Peter Ebdon!!

For the record...

Trevor Welch he's been on tv how many years now and he still cant read an autocue...

"Hello. And. Wel...come?.To.............Sports....TONIGHT"

Any journalist that "writes" for tabloids.

Laura Woods (fatty

)
Rick O'Shea
Gerry Ryan
Jenny Kelly and the other one thats on the panel cant think of her name although she looks like she got a slap of a shovel already.

pirelli · 20-07-2008 12:13am

Cathal O'Searcaigh or any similar named artist form Donegal like him. Interpol will probably get him and his ilk first.

Riddle101 · 20-07-2008 12:13am

lol i don't know why but after reading the comments on this thread for some reason i keep imagining the scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike when they go to all the peoples house a beat them up

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mH_Sl_gk4ck[

xOxSinéadxOx · 20-07-2008 12:28am

bob geldof for obvious reasons

Yazacoo · 20-07-2008 12:35am

Britney Spears- or the guy who told her she should do an anime video.

What the hell was that? Dude it was a joke to the genre!

Booo- urns!

Havermeyer · 20-07-2008 12:42am

The lead singer of The Kooks.

Words cannot describe a) how shít the band are; and b) how bad his ridiculously put-on-voice is. Tbh, I wouldn't stop at a punch in the side of the head.

condra · 20-07-2008 12:45am

Famous people I'd like to punch in the side of the head:

Cilla Black, Judy Finnigan, Mary Robinson.

Havermeyer · 20-07-2008 12:49am

Terry wrote: »

Speaking of charities, who's the chick who does the voice for the concern ads?
I'd love to punch the marbles out of her mouth.

I believe that would be Miriam O'Callaghan.

Borneo Fnctn · 20-07-2008 1:50am

That fella from the Halifax ads with the googley eyes. I'd love to smash his face up.

MIN2511 · 20-07-2008 1:57am

jackpalance wrote: »

That fella from the Halifax ads with the googley eyes. I'd love to smash his face up.

Thats ****ing brilliant!!! Yer cracked me alright...

Me too... i bet they would go all squishy... nice one dude

newballsplease · 20-07-2008 2:10am

people i would like to punch!!---

Ian Paisley
Bob Geldof
Amy winehouse(wouldnt hit a woman but..aggghhh)
pete doherty
ashley cole
ed byrne
nikki from big brother (2006)?
liam gallagher
lee evans

theres probably loads more!

Lundegaard · 20-07-2008 5:40am

All those crappy Irish 'celebs' deserve a good dig in the head....but especially:

That quite unattractive 'model'....Glenda Gilson......(Those eybrows:eek:)

Red-headed albino-esque eejit....Gavin Lambe Murphy...(He's a ponce)

And that 'celebrity chef' gobshíte....can't remember his name.....I think he went bust and did a legger or got arrested or something......but jeez, i'd love to give him a solid jab in the temple.

The Saint · 20-07-2008 5:49am

Tony Fenton.

Makes me want to self harm when I hear his voice.

MissHoneyBun · 20-07-2008 5:51am

Lundegaard wrote: »

All those crappy Irish 'celebs' deserve a good dig in the head....but especially:

That quite unattractive 'model'....Glenda Gilson......(Those eybrows:eek:)

Red-headed albino-esque eejit....Gavin Lambe Murphy...(He's a ponce)

And that 'celebrity chef' gobshíte....can't remember his name.....I think he went bust and did a legger or got arrested or something......but jeez, i'd love to give him a solid jab in the temple.

Nice one. The worst thing about Irish 'celebrities' is they actually believe their own hype!

That and whoring themselves out on Bebo pages begging to be voted 'Ireland's biggest user of hair extensions' or some other similarly tacky accolade

david_the_great · 20-07-2008 10:45am

newballsplease wrote: »

people i would like to punch!!---

Ian Paisley
Bob Geldof
Amy winehouse(wouldnt hit a woman but..aggghhh)
pete doherty
ashley cole
ed byrne
nikki from big brother (2006)?
liam gallagher
lee evans

theres probably loads more!

nikkis not fmous is she ?? haha

ejmaztec · 20-07-2008 11:14am

david_the_great wrote: »

nikkis not fmous is she ?? haha

She deserves two punches for thinking that she's famous.

ImDave · 20-07-2008 11:21am

A great deal of Irish radio presenters

Latchy · 20-07-2008 11:27am

Heather mills .Use her gammy leg to break her other good one ,then give her a punch to side of head .

Joey Barton .Although it would take more than a slap in the head to sort this fcukwit out .

Dlite · 20-07-2008 11:40am

CJ De Mooi - Guy from eggheads that wears the hairband and the Hawaiian shirts. Who everyone is obviously beneath.

Starryeyd · 20-07-2008 11:43am

Brian Cowen - money for voting machines that are rotting in hole somewhere, and money to give a payrise to the f**king politians, but no money left to fix schools.
Bertie Ahern
Anyone who votes for Sin Fein purley to spite anyone British (they really don't care...)
Bono
Chris Martin
Bush
Jeramy Clarskson..
Pat kenny
Girls Aloud
The one who sings that grating Umberella.ella..ella..ella..song
Chris Cornell

Thats all i can think of for now...PHEW!:D

Sir Gallagher · 20-07-2008 1:13pm

Dlite wrote: »

CJ De Mooi - Guy from eggheads that wears the hairband and the Hawaiian shirts. Who everyone is obviously beneath.

Ooh nice one!! hate all of those f'uckers apart from Judith! I'd prefer to punch the little aul one, calculating little bitch.

I Want to ad Paul McCartney to the list, this chap p1sses me off no end..."oh poor Paul it must've been terrible living with Heather Mills, she's the Devil and Pauls god"... what the fu'ck was the stupid bollox doing with her in the first place she only has one leg for f'ucksake and also a disturbing face. I couldn't care less if the Beatles were brilliant or not, the chap is a clown, swanning around like he's still in his 20's, what is he like.
And also whats the deal with the poxy little guitar he uses anytime he does a gig nowadays it looks stupid, so that coupled with the fact his voice is awful really make for brutal performances.

Is there anybody out ther thats up for punching him in the left side of the head at the same time i punch him in the right side?

Latchy · 20-07-2008 1:15pm

Mark Chapman anybody ?

shadylady · 20-07-2008 1:53pm

Amy Winehouse....seriously sort it out..........

Wreck · 20-07-2008 1:57pm

I'd like to donkey punch that rihanna one so hard.

alexmcred · 20-07-2008 2:48pm

Bertie Ahern- thieving scum
Gerry Ryan wanker
Ryan Tubardy
Everyone on those next top model shows
All the over payed soccer players
Jade Goody with a bat
All Big Brother contestants ever
Westlife

LCDeelite · 20-07-2008 3:55pm

Starryeyd wrote: »

Chris Cornell

I dunno now (I know you obv hate him&all!), but I think da man's a legend! Saw him with the overall-sh*te band Audioslave in The Point before. If it wasn't for Cornell, I would have gone home!

Oh Jesus, that band Republic of Loose have just came on the radio with their latest 'hit' Go Steady With It. Their lead singer (Mick Something-Or-Other? Taking The Mick?!), is like some arrogant wino they scraped off O' Connell St and put a fancy suit jacket on him.

David McWilliams is another tosser. Is he what you'd call a D4 person? Him and his ginger, quiff-type hair.

Thomas Walsh from the Irish band 'Pugwash'. He annoys the fcuk outta me. He's always on with Dave Fanning (radio/The Last Broadcast).

David Kitt.

Dale Winton (perma-tanned Uk TV presenter).

Mica Paris (singer/TV presenter)

newballsplease · 20-07-2008 4:36pm

forgot one....

id love to give a chuck norris roundhouse special to- GEORGE W BUSH

Famous people you'd like to punch in the side of the head.

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