Famous people you'd like to punch in the side of the head.

Kiera

I'd love to give a slap to Jimmy Carr or Lee Evens. Hate those two pricks!

Kiera

Kiera wrote: »

I'd love to give a slap to Jimmy Carr or Lee Evens. Hate those two pricks!

why didnt i think of them:pac:

Pen1987

I have no deeply-hidden pyschological bitterness or jealousy towards any pseudo celebs just because I'm not in their shoes, hence I have no desire to punch any of them. Or any talented celebs for that matter.


Mugabe is a bit of a gob****e though.


Oh and Pat Kenny.

Kiera

LittleNipper wrote: »

why didnt i think of them:pac:

Cause i'm clever..........

Clare Bear

Jodie Marsh...if it wasn't for the work she does for animal charities I'd want her executed.
Des Bishop...knowing him personally a few years ago he's after turning in to a right tosspot since he hit the big time (Ahem).
Kerry Katona...scum personified.
Louis Walsh
Duncan Stewart's daughter...after seeing her on Tubridy I want her to die a slow and painful death. Duncan should get to nail her head to a roof, it looks like he hates her as much as everyone else does.
Amy Declinehouse
Prince
Twink
Brendan O'Carroll....where did he get that tone from all of a sudden? Nothing but an unfunny knack who thinks he's important.
Nicolas Cage...he just has an annoying face. I want to squish it.
Ray Foley............AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH don't get me started!
Ronan Keating. Have had the horror of seeing his fugly face in my local pub too many times lately.
Jenny from the Ray D'Arcy show. Gimp.

And breath.

ejmaztec

I'd punch Richard Dawkins and tell him that God told me to do it.

Feelgood

ejmaztec wrote: »

I'd punch Richard Dawkins and tell him that God told me to do it.

Hehehe.....quality.

Personally I'd love to smack Jeremy Kyle the fcukwit.

Cokehead Mother

Dakota Fanning, the cnut.

clicli

George Bush, repeatedly:)

Chinafoot

Kerry Katona
Posh Spice
Jodie Marsh
Sarah Jessica Parker
Ben Affleck
Jennifer Lopez
Matt Damon
Leonardo DiCaprio
Jerry Springer
Amy Winehouse
Adele
All of Razorlight
All of the Killers (you will never, ever sound anything like Springsteen so stop fúcking trying)
Jade Goody
Nicholas Cage
David Letterman
Pat Kenny
Joe Duffy
Brian Ormond
George Lucas
Tom Cruise
Everyone who thought Mama Mia was a good idea.
Renee Zelwegger

Jimbo

Im disgusted nobody said Amanda Brunker yet. I'm not into violence against women, but I'd make an exception for her. Maybe beat her with that stupid book of hers.

Clare Bear

jimbo78 wrote: »

Im disgusted nobody said Amanda Brunker yet. I'm not into violence against women, but I'd make an exception for her. Maybe beat her with that stupid book of hers.

I think people just don't mention her because she goes without saying. And how could I forget my most hated person of all time, Brian O'Driscoll! Tosser extraordinaire.

Mr. Presentable

Degsy wrote: »

I'd like to fist Mary Harney up, the cnunt.

Fixed

Agent Smith

stephen hawkings

ejmaztec

I'd like to give the Daily Mail a collective punch in the head. They keep on banging on about people being too fat, too thin, too old, too young, got cellulite, not got cellulite, ugly people are beautiful, beautiful people are ugly etc etc etc - twisted ba$tards!

Latchy

Clare Bear wrote: »

Jodie Marsh...if it wasn't for the work she does for animal charities I'd want her executed.

Oh fcuk yeah , :eek: the most obious one .She is popping up everywere again talking about ????? what does she do again ?

Ronan Keating. Have had the horror of seeing his fugly face in my local pub too many times lately.
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I thought it was a joke when he said he would like to be considered for the irish presidency but apparently not :eek: get the fcuk away boy band leader

Feelgood wrote: »

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Personally I'd love to smack Jeremy Kyle the fcukwit.

forgot about him .Put him in room with trisa and let her punch fcuk outta him



John Barrowman - this guy is like a bad commercial popping up everywere on tle .I'll pay to have his head shoved down a toilet .

LCDeelite

There are almost too many to mention (!) , but in no particular order of preference.. Here's my Top 40.

1. Willie O' Dea

2. That fella from 'Naked Camera', Patrick McDonnell. He usually plays a park warden. He was also in Father Ted before as Fr Eoin McLove: "I've no willy!". He didn't annoy me in that- just in Naked Camera.

3. The ex-'D'Unbelievable' (D'UMBbelievable!) Jon Kenny. Ah shur, I'll throw in Pat Shortt while I'm at it as well.

4. Mary Hanafin

5. Enda Kenny

6. That bloke off 'The Panel', Andrew Maxwell. See: http://www.comedycv.co.uk/andrewmaxwell/andrew-maxwell-2004-october.jpg

7. Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. Same thing, same irritation!

8. Rosanna Davison. Attractive, yeah- but a pain in the hole 2 listen to.

9. Pat Kenny

10. Brian Dowling (former Big Brother contestant)

11. Jason Byrne

12. BBC sports presenter, Sue Barker See: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/rugby_union_grandstand0_meet_the_team/img/2.jpg

13. Richard Corrigan. "D'yaknowwhattamean??!", says he for the gazzillionith time.

14. Linda Martin- knock all da cosmetic surgery, 'post-Eurovision-win-100-years-ago' smugness outta her big Collie dog head! :pac:

15. Louis Walsh

16. The British former athlete, Colin Jackson See: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41933000/jpg/_41933910_col270.jpg

17. Any American, over-styled, orange MAW (Model Actress Whatever).

18.That one off 'Dan&Becs', actress Holly White.

19. Businessman Bill Cullen http://esoc.ucc.ie/IMAGES/billCullen.jpg

20. Mary O' Rourke

21. 'Peep Show' UK actor, David Mitchell. See: http://www.aboutrufus.com/BBC-TOS7.jpg

22. George McMahon (AKA 'Mondo from Fair City')

23. Caroline Morahan (AKA 'JAWS') :eek:

24. All of the members of Linkin Park

25. 'Nationwide' presenter/tormentor, Mary Kennedy

26. Laura Woods

27. Ian Beale (Adam Woodyatt)

28. Amanda Brunker

29. Jack Black

30. Liam McCormack from RTE2's The Cafe. Who in da name of St Augustine decided it was a good idea to put him in front of a camera??

31. Brian Ormond

32. Keet DUFF-EEE!! (Keith Duffy)

33. British comedian Jimmy Carr. Is he a wax figure?

34. Twink (AKA Adele King)

35. Today FM's Ray Foley

36. TV gardener/all-round knob, Alan Titschmarch

37. Journalist/presenter/whatever, Fiona Looney

38. Kelly Osbourne

39. Pierce Brosnan

40. Any 'glamour model' or talentless R€tards who would turn up @ the opening of a packet of Rolos.

Phew! DONE! :pac:

taidghbaby

Degsy wrote: »

I'd like to punch Mary Harney up the cnunt.

:eek: ya'd be lucky to ever find your hand after that!

i'd punch ronan keating

Clare Bear

latchyco wrote: »

I thought it was a joke when he said he would like to be considered for the irish presidency but apparently not :eek: get the fcuk away boy band leader
.

You are fooking kidding me! Ah ha ha ha ha ha brilliant! He's even more deluded than I originally thought. :pac:

Nolanger

Gerry Ryan - only in Ireland could such a dull, fat, pompous tosser be such a success.

Latchy

Clare Bear wrote: »

You are fooking kidding me! Ah ha ha ha ha ha brilliant! He's even more deluded than I originally thought. :pac:

I swear i read in a magazine a few years ago ,in the quote section and he siad ' i think i would make a good ambassador for ireland and would if given oppurtunity run for president ' :eek:

Perhaps he was jelaous of DANA ?

(Give her a few slaps around the head to )

eljono

Can't believe no-one said Ryan Tubriddy...

For me, it's between him and the lead singer of the Lightning Seeds.

Archeron

Santa Claus. Fat do-gooding jolly bastard makes me look bad every Christmas.

kowloon

LCDeelite wrote: »

There are almost too many to mention (!) , but in no particular order of preference.. Here's my Top 40.

1. Willie O' Dea

2. That fella from 'Naked Camera', Patrick McDonnell. He usually plays a park warden. He was also in Father Ted before as Fr Eoin McLove: "I've no willy!". He didn't annoy me in that- just in Naked Camera.

3. The ex-'D'Unbelievable' (D'UMBbelievable!) Jon Kenny. Ah shur, I'll throw in Pat Shortt while I'm at it as well.

4. Mary Hanafin

5. Enda Kenny

6. That bloke off 'The Panel', Andrew Maxwell. See: http://www.comedycv.co.uk/andrewmaxwell/andrew-maxwell-2004-october.jpg

7. Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. Same thing, same irritation!

8. Rosanna Davison. Attractive, yeah- but a pain in the hole 2 listen to.

9. Pat Kenny

10. Brian Dowling (former Big Brother contestant)

11. Jason Byrne

12. BBC sports presenter, Sue Barker See: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/rugby_union_grandstand0_meet_the_team/img/2.jpg

13. Richard Corrigan. "D'yaknowwhattamean??!", says he for the gazzillionith time.

14. Linda Martin- knock all da cosmetic surgery, 'post-Eurovision-win-100-years-ago' smugness outta her big Collie dog head! :pac:

15. Louis Walsh

16. The British former athlete, Colin Jackson See: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41933000/jpg/_41933910_col270.jpg

17. Any American, over-styled, orange MAW (Model Actress Whatever).

18.That one off 'Dan&Becs', actress Holly White.

19. Businessman Bill Cullen http://esoc.ucc.ie/IMAGES/billCullen.jpg

20. Mary O' Rourke

21. 'Peep Show' UK actor, David Mitchell. See: http://www.aboutrufus.com/BBC-TOS7.jpg

22. George McMahon (AKA 'Mondo from Fair City')

23. Caroline Morahan (AKA 'JAWS') :eek:

24. All of the members of Linkin Park

25. 'Nationwide' presenter/tormentor, Mary Kennedy

26. Laura Woods

27. Ian Beale (Adam Woodyatt)

28. Amanda Brunker

29. Jack Black

30. Liam McCormack from RTE2's The Cafe. Who in da name of St Augustine decided it was a good idea to put him in front of a camera??

31. Brian Ormond

32. Keet DUFF-EEE!! (Keith Duffy)

33. British comedian Jimmy Carr. Is he a wax figure?

34. Twink (AKA Adele King)

35. Today FM's Ray Foley

36. TV gardener/all-round knob, Alan Titschmarch

37. Journalist/presenter/whatever, Fiona Looney

38. Kelly Osbourne

39. Pierce Brosnan

40. Any 'glamour model' or talentless R€tards who would turn up @ the opening of a packet of Rolos.

Phew! DONE! :pac:

Yeeessssss! Release your hate and the path to the dark side is complete! :pac:

Riddle101

Where to start

-Jodie Marsh: to fix her nose
-Jade Goody: for her chav mouth
-Britney Spears: You read that Chris Crocker
-Mary Harney: Let's see how she likes waiting 6 Hours to be seen by the docters
-Daniel Radcliff: Thinks he's the s**t now and likes to hang around with all the big fellas like Stephen Fry

And the below

Sherifu wrote: »

Pat Kenny.
Ray D'Arcy.

Ruu wrote: »

Louis Walsh.
Celebrity has-beens that pop up on American telly like Vanilla Ice and Dustin Diamond.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ZkTvLdH2o

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wygaJEt8muU

Blazer

Amy Winehouse
Pete Doherty
Kate Moss (cokeheads..hope they all die pretty soon from heroin od etc)
Any TD/MEP/Eurocrat.
Bono
Ronan Keating
Shane Lynch
Any member of Westlife
Any family member of Bertie Ahern
Bertie
Bertie
Bertie

AckwelFoley

Id like to punch mary lou mcdonald in the head and then wipe my knob in her beard

hunter164

Pat Spillane.

Hennybug

Gerald Kean

Terry

Phil Lynott. Just to see if his skull would crumble.