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What are the worst things you can say on a first date?

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  • #212
    BubbleWrap85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭BubbleWrap85


    "Marry me"

    "Do you fcuk as well as you dance?"

    "I've got a present for you........" "Close your eyes" *stick tongue down throat*


  • #213
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "I've got a present for you........" "Close your eyes" *sticks cock down throat*


  • #214
    BubbleWrap85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭BubbleWrap85


    "This is my first date as a woman" -PMSL


  • #215
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    :D


  • #216
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,052 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    "Can you let me if you feel itchy 'cos my doctor isn't sure if its contagious yet?"


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  • #217
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,052 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    "Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?"


  • #218
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    ooppss, I just sharted. You dont happen to have a spare pair of kaks on you?


  • #219
    chem
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,230 ✭✭✭chem


    Do you want to play a game? Its called Kiss, Cuddle or Rape! :o


  • #220
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    I like the "Wow you kiss like your Dad!!!" one myself.


  • #221
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    I think they are too many potential rapists on AH tbh.


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  • #222
    Joe Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭Joe Cool


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    I think they are too many potential rapists on AH tbh.

    You mean 'potential Therapists', right?


  • #223
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Joe Cool wrote: »
    You mean 'potential Therapists', right?

    correct.


  • #224
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,564 ✭✭✭Duff


    ''Spit or swallow?''


  • #225
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Duff wrote: »
    ''Spit or swallow?''

    Said already I think. Next!


  • #226
    Cato
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Cato


    i know this is AH and all but some people need to grow up :rolleyes:


  • #227
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Cato wrote: »
    i know this is AH and all but some people need to grow up :rolleyes:

    Didn't you learn anything from that movie Big? Being immature is great fun.

    Watch: bums. willy ........ I bet you laughed ;)


  • #228
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Dont mind if i bring the baby along do ya ?


  • #229
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "Hi Im Josef Fritzl and I want to show you where the cookies are kept"


  • #230
    sickpuppy32
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 507 ✭✭✭sickpuppy32


    "so what you work at?

    " i work in a home for battered women, what you do?

    eh mens rights activist.......eh i'll get my coat


  • #231
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    *rolls up jeans*

    "On a scale on of one to ten how would you rate my knees?"


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  • #232
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "I have all my future kids' names already in my head. Wanna hear them?"


  • #233
    portomar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 507 ✭✭✭portomar


    "so where are you taking me?"

    "just to a youth-defence meeting, you'll love it!"


  • #234
    RuailleBuaille
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 521 ✭✭✭RuailleBuaille


    'I've been watching you a lala lala long a lala lala long long la long long long'


  • #235
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    RuailleBuaille wrote: »
    'I've been watching you a lala lala long a lala lala long long la long long long'

    Lol I like that one!


  • #236
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    "Sorry, but I can't stay out too late or I'll break the bail conditions."


  • #237
    frobisher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,413 ✭✭✭frobisher


    I reckon, "I'll have the veal please," wouldn't go down too well on most first dates. :)


  • #238
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    RuailleBuaille wrote: »
    'I've been watching you a lala lala long a lala lala long long la long long long'

    :pac:


  • #239
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    portomar wrote: »
    "so where are you taking me?"

    "just to a youth-defence meeting, you'll love it!"

    True story?


  • #240
    cobweb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 335 ✭✭cobweb


    let me tell you how to html an internet page.


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  • #241
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    "You look every inch like your Mam. And I should know"


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