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Is this chick up for it?

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  • #32
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,815 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    I think she just likes music... :confused:


  • #33
    Eglinton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 992 ✭✭✭Eglinton


    20 quid to the first person who finds her on bebo/facebook etc. :p


  • #34
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Sabre0001 wrote: »
    Certainly up for acts of depraved and twisted....acts of piracy.
    Pirate rape ftw.


  • #35
    CPT. SURF
    Closed Accounts Posts: 321 ✭✭CPT. SURF


    We have seen each other a few times, just never spoken. So why would she bother to e-mail me at all like? She could just google "Irish music" and look at some sites.


  • #36
    nocal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 798 ✭✭✭nocal


    She is definitely so up for it. What are you doing wasting time posting about it on an internet forum. Actions speak louder than words. Go forth and multiply!


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  • #37
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    CPT. SURF wrote: »
    We have seen each other a few times, just never spoken. So why would she bother to e-mail me at all like? She could just google "Irish music" and look at some sites.

    Because the results would be too broad. Some insight would be helpful I imagine. Work with it though, if you are interested in her.


  • #38
    zAbbo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,985 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    Hmmm I know an american girl called Carmen who likes a bit of trad... :eek:

    Posting personal emails is probably not a good thing to do


  • #39
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Maybe, you were doing well, until she signed into boards and found out that you post emails from people you think fancy you to poll opinions.

    If she's a boardsie, you're chances went form fairly good to less than zero.


  • #40
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    She sounds likes she wants to bath in your man juice.


  • #41
    CPT. SURF
    Closed Accounts Posts: 321 ✭✭CPT. SURF


    I really doubt she is on here, and Im sure no one in here knows her. Anyway she asked me to bring in a few CDs tomorrow but I aint expecting much after reading some of the replies in here, especially the ones from the girls


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  • #42
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Omfg, you were serious?


  • #43
    CPT. SURF
    Closed Accounts Posts: 321 ✭✭CPT. SURF


    Whatever Silverfish. Like its so bloody improbable. I have hooked up with someone out of much stranger situations than this


  • #44
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    She will show you some signs after a while. Maybe you should have taken this over to Personal Issues, you'd get better replies there.

    Asking for this kind of advice on AH is like asking for advice from a schizophrenic.


  • #45
    Fringe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Fringe


    If all fails, you can always bring out the chloroform.


  • #46
    CPT. SURF
    Closed Accounts Posts: 321 ✭✭CPT. SURF


    Yeah Abigail but PI is a bit touchy feely for me. I'd rather get a few laughs out of it


  • #47
    Miss Fluff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭Miss Fluff


    CPT. SURF wrote: »
    I have hooked up with someone out of much stranger situations than this

    Elaborate please....


  • #48
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Best solution ..


    In the office, when it gets quiet, wait till she goes to the canteen or the photo copier..

    Walk up to her .. pull your penis out and say what do you think? You interested in a bit og the action.

    If she laughs.. pull your pockets inside out and make it look like you were impersonating an elephant to save face.

    If she screams.. try not to get aroused.

    If she blushes .. go for it.


  • #49
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    CPT. SURF wrote: »
    Yeah Abigail but PI is a bit touchy feely for me. I'd rather get a few laughs out of it


    Then go with the chloroform ;)


  • #50
    CPT. SURF
    Closed Accounts Posts: 321 ✭✭CPT. SURF


    Elaborate please....

    A girl I sat next to on a rollercoaster

    A girl I delivered a pizza to (not on that particular night tho)

    A girl who was babysitting my little cousins at my uncle's house while he was away. I went over to cut the grass and went in for a glass of water afterwards. Bada

    I like where you are going there Snyper


  • #51
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    CPT. SURF wrote: »

    I like where you are going there Snyper


    Worked for me..

    Although i was fairley sure she liked me.. (she had a vagina that seeked a lodger)

    .. and it wasnt at the photocopier.. it was in the store room.. good times..

    .. great head.


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  • #52
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    snyper wrote: »
    Best solution ..


    In the office, when it gets quiet, wait till she goes to the canteen or the photo copier..

    Walk up to her .. pull your penis out and say what do you think? You interested in a bit og the action.

    If she laughs.. pull your pockets inside out and make it look like you were impersonating an elephant to save face.

    If she screams.. try not to get aroused.

    If she blushes .. go for it.
    RFL
    Honeslty post of the week.. no contest


  • #53
    Gazza22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Gazza22


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Hope shes not a boardser ;)

    That's the first thing i thought of, no offence OP but it would be damn funny if she posted in this thread telling you to shove you 'Irish Music List' up your ass...:p


  • #54
    CPT. SURF
    Closed Accounts Posts: 321 ✭✭CPT. SURF


    That would be pretty awesome


  • #55
    carmenUSA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭carmenUSA


    CPT. SURF wrote: »
    That would be pretty awesome
    Awesome... listen you little jerk off, I wouldnt do you for parctise

    It was a dare that the whole place was in on, cant believe you went on the net asking about it...

    Wait til 2mrw and the grief you will get for dissing me, and the fact i had to hear it from somebody else too only compound the **** youre in friend:mad:


  • #56
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,815 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    /grabs popcorn


  • #57
    Slidey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    carmenUSA wrote: »
    Awesome... listen you little jerk off, I wouldnt do you for parctise

    It was a dare that the whole place was in on, cant believe you went on the net asking about it...

    Wait til 2mrw and the grief you will get for dissing me, and the fact i had to hear it from somebody else too only compound the **** youre in friend:mad:
    Waaay haaay surf man, your up to your eyes in pony and trap now!


  • #58
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    carmenUSA wrote: »
    Awesome... listen you little jerk off, I wouldnt do you for parctise

    It was a dare that the whole place was in on, cant believe you went on the net asking about it...

    Wait til 2mrw and the grief you will get for dissing me, and the fact i had to hear it from somebody else too only compound the **** youre in friend:mad:

    :eek:


  • #59
    jaffa20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,672 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    hahahahahahahahahaha That's all i can say!!

    She obviously just joined and it's funny but could be a piss take :D


  • #60
    Stephen90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 64 ✭✭Stephen90


    Sounds to me like she's mad to form an Irish trad band. Is that the 'it' your referring to?


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  • #61
    carmenUSA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭carmenUSA


    Guys this is not a laughin matter... I am so shamed right now.


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