Bedding a teacher

Blisterman · 20-06-2008 04:03PM #1

Having grown up in Ireland, I'm sure I'm not alone in having experienced the frustration of spending you adolesence in a single sex school.

Spending most of your day cooped up in a room with 30 other boys can't be a healthy way to grow up.

However, there was one thing which stopped us all from giving in and turning to homosexuality:

Attractive female teachers.

Now, most of the female teachers in my school were overweight and post menopausal, but, like a rare orchid growing out of a cowpat, there were a few very memorable ladies teaching in my school.
They made the school day worth living. I probably failed several exams staring at their behinds as they paced the examination room
Perhaps misled, by one too many porno movies, I was sure that if I played my cards right, I would be kept behind after class, and we could start a torrid love affair. And I know I wasn't the only one thinking about this. Discussions at lunch time centred around ranking teachers on hotness.

Alas, throughout all those years, noone ever did was lucky enough to sleep with one of them. One guy did make out with one, after graduation, but it was too little to late, and he never did achieve true legend status.

So has anyone here, ever managed to get with a teacher? Male or female? (Although, while a female teacher sleeping with a male student is perfectly fine in my eyes, vice versa seems pretty creepy, call it a double standard if you will.)

What would you think if your son or daughter was revealed to be having an affair with a teacher? I know if it were my son, I'd be very proud. Daughter, I'd want to kick the teachers ass.

And by the way, when I say with a teacher, I mean with YOUR teacher, when you're in school. If your wife or girlfriend happens to teach kids, that doesn't count.

Azphyxi8 · 20-06-2008 04:06PM

There was rumors going around my school that one of the lads a few years ahead of me got with one of the teachers. She wasn't that great looking and there was no evidence so I don't know if it's true.

Rob_l · 20-06-2008 04:08PM

My brother bagged one of his teachers
and when one of mine left the school to give up teaching she gave me her number to call her if i ever needed anything.

I never did she was too tall for me

:(

Toto Wolfcastle · 20-06-2008 04:09PM

A woman told a girl I work with who is a teacher that her son said she was a 'fine looking thing'.

Having only worked in an all-girls school non-lesbian me has not bedded a student, and I never will!

And the male teachers in my school were mainly awful looking or full of themselves.

dade · 20-06-2008 04:16PM

was a rumor in my secondary school that an English teacher took one of her senior classes up to one of the halls and asked them to all lie down side by side. she then proceeded to roll over them all. apparently this had something to do with acting

on sumer days she'd have class out on the grass take a chair with her and make the lads lie on the grass while she sat on the chair in her skirt, and then in the class room she would sit on top of a desk (ya know the ones with the chair built into the desk.) i made a point of misbehaving and to be made sit at the front of the class

many a person caught trying to have a sly look

if they went on to be a teacher does it count?

KatiexKOUTURE-- · 20-06-2008 04:24PM

I think it'd be a bit creepy for any teacher to bed a student.. *shudders*

board om · 20-06-2008 04:33PM

i was at a party thing a while ago and i bumped into this girl i used to be in school with. so we were having a good chat and catching up on old times and she asked me had i met her husband and i said no, so she brought me over to introduce me to him. and low and behold it was one of our old teachers. i think the look of shock on my face spoke for itself so they both instantly went on the defensive and pointed out that they only got together 'after' she had left school. yeah right.

the funny thing was i said it to someone else afterwards that was also in school with us and he said that the teacher used to be the girls basketball coach and he made that girl captain of the team for years even though she was crap. now we know why

Keano · 20-06-2008 04:35PM

One of the male teachers when I was in school was rumoured to have had his way with a student.

We had no good looking female teachers to have my wicked way with.

Kovik · 20-06-2008 04:39PM

overweight and post menopausal

DIDN'T STOP ME THOUGH WEH WEH WEH.

I'm not sure where this fantasy came from that teenagers are attractive. I mean, if you like it loud, greasy and poorly dressed, then sure.

The Bollox · 20-06-2008 04:40PM

I had a few lookers in my school, never heard of any funny business though

Xavi6 · 20-06-2008 04:43PM

We had a couple of absolute crackers in our school. Alas none of them would have even considered looking in the direction of acne, broken voices and greasy hair.

Great **** material though.

rossie1977 · 20-06-2008 04:45PM

school no, can't remember even one teacher remotely attractive or any stories either.

college however was a different thing, there was one lecturer who was amazing looking, just stunning, unfortunately she was in a different dept to me.

there was loads of stories there about lecturer/student relations

brianthebard · 20-06-2008 04:47PM

janeybabe wrote: »

A woman told a girl I work with who is a teacher that her son said she was a 'fine looking thing'.

Having only worked in an all-girls school non-lesbian me has not bedded a student, and I never will!

And the male teachers in my school were mainly awful looking or full of themselves.

If I could be guaranteed a place in an all girls school I would definitely become a teacher. *ahem* anyways, I know its not the same, but apparently one of the lecturers in NUIM scored a student, so they sent him off to a different university in Sweden. At least that's how the legend goes.

zuroph · 20-06-2008 04:52PM

in a local private school iv heard of the male teachers being with a few of the female students repeating their leaving. definitely happens.

Dord · 20-06-2008 04:52PM

brianthebard wrote: »

If I could be guaranteed a place in an all girls school I would definitely become a teacher. *ahem* anyways, I know its not the same, but apparently one of the lecturers in NUIM scored a student, so they sent him off to a different university in Sweden. At least that's how the legend goes.

So they rewarded him for scoring a student? :eek: :pac:

Adam · 20-06-2008 04:58PM

Dord wrote: »

So they rewarded him for scoring a student? :eek: :pac:

The force was strong with that one, it was time he moved on to bigger and better things.

I nailed a teacher. FACT.

kowloon · 20-06-2008 05:03PM

Does anyone who actually is a teacher get tired of roleplay requests from the other half?

Davidius · 20-06-2008 05:16PM

Heard something about somebody in my year screwing about with the Irish teacher. Don't know/care how true it is, but strangely enough, that teacher has been absent for a few months now.

Teacher-student relations sounds a bit sick outside of pornos and such. :pac:

The guy · 20-06-2008 05:22PM

In my secondary school there's a rumour that guy did it with the teachers before going to the graduation mass, only rumours though.

Same in college, apparently a lecturer got a post grad pregnant.

zuroph · 20-06-2008 05:25PM

in my secondary a female teacher was apparently fired for being with one of the students at the grads party. this seems to be true.

dvega · 20-06-2008 05:29PM

My computer teacher...she was hot hot hot when i was in school mainly cause she had the tightest arse ever,used to fantasize bout her all the time as did every other boy at the school.Anyway years on,met her in a shop and I recognized her straight away,she said i turned into a hansom man and i said ya and im single too,she turned off and said me too and laughed and i swear she made off so i could look at her ass,alright i didn't bed her but if i meet her again i sure as hell am gona try....

Guy:Incognito · 20-06-2008 05:34PM

The guy wrote: »

In my secondary school there's a rumour that guy did it with the teachers before going to the graduation mass, only rumours though.

.

All of them? :eek:

Tar.Aldarion · 20-06-2008 05:38PM

brianthebard wrote: »

If I could be guaranteed a place in an all girls school I would definitely become a teacher. *ahem* anyways, I know its not the same, but apparently one of the lecturers in NUIM scored a student, so they sent him off to a different university in Sweden. At least that's how the legend goes.

Hah!
In NUIG I believe a few lecturers are known to have done the deed with students. A paste lecturer was even going out with one a couple of years ago when he still taught.

Abi · 20-06-2008 05:41PM

Mirror wrote: »

I nailed a teacher. FACT.

You promised you'd never tell! :eek:

The male teachers from my school were houuuunds. Although I remember wanting to raype the school chaplin.

From a teachers perspective though, you'd want to be pretty stupid / desperate / combo of both to take a risk like that.

Red Hand · 20-06-2008 06:11PM

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Hah!
In NUIG I believe a few lecturers are known to have done the deed with students. A paste lecturer was even going out with one a couple of years ago when he still taught.

I bet he is still stuck to her?:pac:

GoldenArmz · 20-06-2008 06:17PM

I had a relationship with one of my teachers. He used to line us up before PE and ask us to pull out our willies so he could inspect them. He always picked me though. When the rest of the boys were playing ball then, I would play with his balls.

Rb · 20-06-2008 06:58PM

There was only one hot teacher in my school, then I moved school and there was a few more.

Noone ever got with one it seems, at least it was never made public if they did.

Rhyme · 20-06-2008 07:05PM

The Bollox wrote: »

I had a few lookers in my school, never heard of any funny business though

No we didn't. You take that back.

(or give me names)

eamoss · 20-06-2008 07:26PM

brianthebard wrote: »

apparently one of the lecturers in NUIM scored a student, so they sent him off to a different university in Sweden. At least that's how the legend goes.

Oh do tell!

What dept. was this in?

Someone told me who was in NUIM a good few years ago that a lecturer got with a student during rag week.

Did my LC in 2006 and can only think of 3 good looking teachers.
*Science teacher was in her late 30's and very hot. I actually saw her today not as hot as she was.
*English teacher in 4th year was hot but had a very fat ass.
*History teacher in 4th year was smoking hot, had the tightest ass ive ever seen. Every lad in our school was obsessed with her she was very natural didnt wear any make up and was very big into sport so she was very fit. Also drove a BMW which was hot.

But no1 ever got with a teacher.

Also mixed schools ftw

My school was known for having 'the best talent in town'

brianthebard · 20-06-2008 07:56PM

Dord wrote: »

So they rewarded him for scoring a student? :eek: :pac:

yea i know thats what i said when i heard it.that was the part that sounded least likely imo.
edit:think it was sociology eamoss.theres a few female lecturers in that dept that were smokin hot.Posted via Mobile Device

Bob the Builder · 20-06-2008 08:15PM

two or three nice female ones in my school. We have a female teacher in my school who I'd swear was a man, and she's had been with two students in my school. One has since become a teacher himself.

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