Bedding a teacher
Having grown up in Ireland, I'm sure I'm not alone in having experienced the frustration of spending you adolesence in a single sex school.
Spending most of your day cooped up in a room with 30 other boys can't be a healthy way to grow up.
However, there was one thing which stopped us all from giving in and turning to homosexuality:
Attractive female teachers.
Now, most of the female teachers in my school were overweight and post menopausal, but, like a rare orchid growing out of a cowpat, there were a few very memorable ladies teaching in my school.
They made the school day worth living. I probably failed several exams staring at their behinds as they paced the examination room
Perhaps misled, by one too many porno movies, I was sure that if I played my cards right, I would be kept behind after class, and we could start a torrid love affair. And I know I wasn't the only one thinking about this. Discussions at lunch time centred around ranking teachers on hotness.
Alas, throughout all those years, noone ever did was lucky enough to sleep with one of them. One guy did make out with one, after graduation, but it was too little to late, and he never did achieve true legend status.
So has anyone here, ever managed to get with a teacher? Male or female? (Although, while a female teacher sleeping with a male student is perfectly fine in my eyes, vice versa seems pretty creepy, call it a double standard if you will.)
What would you think if your son or daughter was revealed to be having an affair with a teacher? I know if it were my son, I'd be very proud. Daughter, I'd want to kick the teachers ass.
And by the way, when I say with a teacher, I mean with YOUR teacher, when you're in school. If your wife or girlfriend happens to teach kids, that doesn't count.