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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #7082
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    knees alright

    my fingers and stiff and jamming


  • #7083
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Jamming is fun. I'm jamming later. Gonna get my bass on. Hopefully my fingers aren't stiff! :eek:


  • #7084
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Raspberry Jam ?


  • #7085
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I prefer my raspberrys whole.

    No, it's not a pet name. :pac:


  • #7086
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    the vampires posture
    while the christians conduct my funeral
    as I sit in the pew


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  • #7087
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Jam. Period.


  • #7088
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    wild-raspberry-jam.jpg


  • #7089
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Jesus, Rigger, we were just having a little jam-related fun, but THAT'S TAKING THINGS TOO FAR!


  • #7090
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4ClO9YJm34


  • #7091
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Did someone say jam???

    /me profers avatar


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  • #7092
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    Mirror wrote: »
    I prefer my raspberrys whole.

    No, it's not a pet name. :pac:

    Is Jammified a word?
    mmmmm


  • #7093
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Ask my dog.

    >.>

    <.<


  • #7094
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Your dog's been jammified?


  • #7095
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    He hasn't not been jammified....


  • #7096
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me ponders

    Wasn't there a dragon knocking around in here a few pages ago?


  • #7097
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I just saw Bridge to Terrabithia
    where people imagine they are things like dragons and norse gods
    only the guy pretending to be a godling
    dies in a car accident


  • #7098
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Pfft, there's no such thing as dragons, tSubh.

    Mormons on the other hand are a very real threat. Remember to check behind your toilet for Mormons EVERY NIGHT. That's when they strike!


  • #7099
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I only found spiders behind my toilet, I'm not sure a Mormon could hide there but I think a Jehovah's Witness could


  • #7100
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Tempt them out by using the watchtower as toilet paper.


  • #7101
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    That or a big smelly crap.


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  • #7102
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    They'll think it's their god!


  • #7103
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Wouldn't you?


  • #7104
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Mirror wrote: »
    Wouldn't you?
    Yes.

    Wait ... what was the question?!


  • #7105
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    It was a hidden question. I hid it in my mind. It may have referenced yore ma. :pac:


  • #7106
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Mirror wrote: »
    It was a hidden question. I hid it in my mind. It may have referenced yore ma. :pac:
    /plucks thought out of Mirror's dustbin mind.

    Eewwww!

    /returns it, and reports for decontamination.


  • #7107
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    My brains!! :eek:


  • #7108
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Ya never missed them before! :p


  • #7109
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Ya never missed them before! :p
    Valid argument, but one which I resent on principle.


  • #7110
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas?


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  • #7111
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Sherifu wrote: »
    An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas?
    Bothar bainne cailin milis.


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