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Girls.... does knob-size matter?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 521 ✭✭✭RuailleBuaille


    Does penis size matter? Abso****inlutely. Doesn't have to be massive but periwinkles need not apply.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,494 ✭✭✭ronbyrne2005


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Ehhh no they don't. quick google.... http://news.softpedia.com/news/The-Largest-Penis-in-the-World-43756.shtml
    There's a bug that lives in most peoples eyelashes that has a willy twice as long as his body. Barnacles can have willys 20 times longer and there's a duck with an enormous one.

    OK among primates we're the kings so...... :) Actually that would suggest women are/were selecting for penis size at least in the distant past. Testicle size in primates is down to the availability of mates and their likelihood to stray. Gorillas with a constant harem of females have tiny penis and small testicles. That's all they need as competition for females is very small. Chimps with more females playing around have huge testicles. Humans fall into the middle, which suggests at least in our past that we fell in the middle there too. Penis size may play into that. Longer bigger penis more likely to impregnate women. Apparently more likely to cause certain types of orgasm in women which increase the chances of pregnancy.

    So yea a bigger willy is probably better. It has been selected in the past by women as a desirable trait, so even in our covered up state today it probably has some slight bearing. That bearing is slight and can be compensated by other attractive qualities in a guy, especially as the woman can't preselect any more.

    I would imagine if a woman had a hypothetical choice between a guy with a large penis(not silly size) and the identical guy from another dimension with a small penis, she's likely to pick the bigger fella if she's being honest.

    Maybe longer lads need the length to get closer to the target as their boys are'nt great swimmers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Nope, just genetic superiority! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,780 ✭✭✭alie


    You need it big enuff to gag!


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