Girls.... does knob-size matter?

Ninja_scrotum

Well?

kaimera

girth tbph

all the stars

How many threads of this are there... No... its what you do with what ya got - thats my 2 cent.

biko

Obviously, otherwise you wouldn't have to ask.

javaboy

Unless this is about the knob that controls the dishwasher/washing machine or the one on your hall door, this is gonna be swiftly locked and moved to S&S. Good day.

Nevyn

Why yes it does the bigger a knob a guy is the less I will want to interact with him.
And I do think starting a thread about knob size is a very knobish thing to do.

Ninja_scrotum

Hey check out my boob-size one as well why don't ya.


If you think this poll is bad, I'm doing up another poll right now - "what's the biggest poo you've ever made?"

Sherifu

Ninja_scrotum wrote: »

Hey check out my boob-size one as well why don't ya.


If you think this poll is bad, I'm doing up another poll right now - "what's the biggest poo you've ever made?"

A beautiful mind.

togster

Yes

Naos

Ninja_scrotum wrote: »

If you think this poll is bad, I'm doing up another poll right now - "what's the biggest poo you've ever made?"

Ah, FlutterinBantam will be delighted with this suggestion for a thread.

John Mason

so thead is the only lady who posted here - this is such a sucessful thread NS - well done

Ninja_scrotum

irishbird wrote: »

so thead is the only lady who posted here - this is such a sucessful thread NS - well done

Which makes me wonder.... how many ladies are on after-hours... When's the last time anyone did an "are you male/female" poll?

Nevyn

Fecking postcountpolewhore.

Seriously post count should be disabled here.

Papillon87

If this thread is at face value.....

I'll have to get back to you. Not enough experience with them to comment! :pac:

Don1

Well I've been thanked for it before so......... :cool:

FlutterinBantam

Ninja_scrotum wrote: »

Hey check out my boob-size one as well why don't ya.


If you think this poll is bad, I'm doing up another poll right now - "what's the biggest poo you've ever made?"

jaysus... the twenty megaton superdump I dropped in "The Black Bull" in Drogheda, she was like a frikken plasterers bucket.That one, I think, took the prize for weight,linkage(like a coiled boa after eating a warthog)colour(dark sepia) and smoothness. She was on rateyourpoo.com and came third in the heavyweight class.

I had a feed of crab claws and onions and had been a bit bound for a day or two but this baby,once the pace car left the pits, unloaded like a frikken ship's anchor chain.

Excellent thread.

FlutterinBantam

oops.. just realised this is not the correct thread sorry.

just read the title now.:o

StormWarrior

Yes of course knob size matters immensely. People who say "it's not the size, it's what you do with it," perplex me greatly. No tecnique can make up for lack of size. But size CAN make up for lack of tecnique!

Maximilian

Thread = Fail

Predhead

I agree with StormWarrior.

Having girls as mates, I know for a fact it matters, but only if you've a pathetic little wiener, I guess average is grand for most girls, doesn't have to be huge, but certainly can't be tiny. :pac:

2 stroke

A large knob will stop your hand falling off.

StormWarrior

The bigger the better. Average ain't that great!:pac:

ronbyrne2005

Too big or too small is not good, average or bit above average is good for vast majority of girls.

pretty*monster

StormWarrior wrote: »

But size CAN make up for lack of tecnique!

No it can't!
Some well hung bloke artlessly pounding away at me will not be making it through for a second round.

TerrorFirmer

pretty*monster wrote: »

No it can't!
Some well hung bloke artlessly pounding away at me will not be making it through for a second round.

This is how you spot the girls whose boyfriends have small penises. It took her 5 minutes to start typing again after 'me'.

StormWarrior

Pretty Monster, you should find yourself a man of good size. You won't look back.

Rb

Jesus ban this shít already.

StormWarrior

I guess Rb ie isn't blessed in that department.:pac:

Thrill

Ninja_scrotum wrote: »

Well?

A big gap requires a big knob. If she's as wide as the grand canyon then your matchstick ain't gonna do much for her now will it?

Check your spam. You'll probably find e-mails selling devices that promise to make it bigger or wider or both.

Rb

StormWarrior wrote: »

I guess Rb ie isn't blessed in that department.:pac:

Didn't you hear? 14".

StormWarrior

ok

Rb

Thrill wrote: »

A big gap requires a big knob.

Are you implying that the women who vote yes are who-errs?

tribulus

rb_ie wrote: »

Didn't you hear? 14".

Stormwarrior wrote:

PM sent

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pretty*monster

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

This is how you spot the girls whose boyfriends have small penises. It took her 5 minutes to start typing again after 'me'.

I wasn't making a point in favour of small penises (and I don't have a boyfriend :P). All I'm saying is that crap in bed with a big penis is still crap in bed.

Rb

Odds on stormwarrior being the chick from the big blue dildo video?

tribulus

rb_ie wrote: »

Odds on stormwarrior being the chick from the big blue dildo video?

Should I google it? It doesn't sound good.

Edit: Too late, damn youpron.

Zascar

Women can differ in the size department in a similar way that men do - so any girl that picks the first option in the poll, probably has a "bucket"

StormWarrior

Yes that was me. Glad you enjoyed my video. I was faking the american accent though, I am not really a yank.

TerrorFirmer

pretty*monster wrote: »

I wasn't making a point in favour of small penises (and I don't have a boyfriend :P). All I'm saying is that crap in bed with a big penis is still crap in bed.

Yes, but it's going to be, at least, much better then crap in bed with a small penis?

Most girls I know actually go along the lines of 'bigger is better' unconditionally, this 'technique' waffle is so overrated..you'd swear inserting your penis into a vagina was an elitist technique perfected by only the greatest guru's. Probably by people who have small penises/whose partners have small penises. The general odds are that a guy with a huge cock are going to be just as good, 'technique' wise, as those who don't have a huge cock, and he's got that extra bonus of having a huge cock at the end of it all. I mean have a bit of rationality...you're on a night out and you pull someone, I doubt you're going to do for the slow, passionate candle lit love making on the hearth in front of the fire....you just want sex plain and simple. And if it's your partner....his technique is going to develop the same way if you're in a sharing relationship as you tell him what you want, don't want etc. So where is there room to suggest that size is meaningless? I'd love to see a woman who would refuse a few extra inches on her partners average sized penis.

I think these people who talk about size having nothing to do with it are like those people who blame genes for being a fat mess...

nomorebadtown

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

Yes, but it's going to be, at least, much better then crap in bed with a small penis?

Most girls I know actually go along the lines of 'bigger is better' unconditionally, this 'technique' waffle is so overrated..you'd swear inserting your penis into a vagina was an elitist technique perfected by only the greatest guru's. Probably by people who have small penises/whose partners have small penises. The general odds are that a guy with a huge cock are going to be just as good, 'technique' wise, as those who don't have a huge cock, and he's got that extra bonus of having a huge cock at the end of it all. I mean have a bit of rationality...you're on a night out and you pull someone, I doubt you're going to do for the slow, passionate candle lit love making on the hearth in front of the fire....you just want sex plain and simple. And if it's your partner....his technique is going to develop the same way if you're in a sharing relationship as you tell him what you want, don't want etc. So where is there room to suggest that size is meaningless? I'd love to see a woman who would refuse a few extra inches on her partners average sized penis.

I think these people who talk about size having nothing to do with it are like those people who blame genes for being a fat mess...

well first off i would say that there is more to sex than "inserting your penis into a vagina":rolleyes:
sure, most women would probably prefer an encounter with an above average penis but your dismissal of sexual technique is frankly depressing.
but yes, odds are, guy with ++ penis is just as likely to have good technique as guy with +/- penis...however, by definition, most guys are going to have an average sized penis. So, you can go around searching for big penises if you wish but i would suggest that you perhaps think about looking for good penises first of all. lets not forget that we are all different shapes and sizes and as long as you leave your preconceptions at the bedroom door, we can all have a good time.

TerrorFirmer

nomorebadtown wrote: »

well first off i would say that there is more to sex than "inserting your penis into a vagina":rolleyes:
sure, most women would probably prefer an encounter with an above average penis but your dismissal of sexual technique is frankly depressing.
but yes, odds are, guy with ++ penis is just as likely to have good technique as guy with +/- penis...however, by definition, most guys are going to have an average sized penis. So, you can go around searching for big penises if you wish but i would suggest that you perhaps think about looking for good penises first of all. lets not forget that we are all different shapes and sizes and as long as you leave your preconceptions at the bedroom door, we can all have a good time.

Of course I know that, I wasn't exactly being super serious. But now that you mention it, the size of your cock hasn't really got anything to do with the rest of the activities that make up the general reference of 'sex' so the only real way in which it comes into play in the sense of being a bonus (in purely physical terms) is actual intercourse. In which scenario, most girls would prefer a larger penis then an average one, no? And I'm not talking blackzilla here, but generally an inch or two bigger or a cm wider, whatever.

I was not dismissing any sexual technique, merely pointing out that this absolute rubbish that size doesn't matter and an equally bizarre yet common retort about 'size doesn't matter if he's just hammering away at me' as if guys with large cocks are an entirely different breed of human with substandard IQ is totally unfounded - yes, an average sized guy is adequate for most women, but that doesn't mean that bigger wouldn't be better, do you not agree? Oh and no-one bring up that stupid argument about men and breast sizes....I get that a lot whenever I try and approach this subject. Women don't insert their breasts anywhere in order to stimulate pleasure, it's a purely conditioned thing. Not comparable at all. And I'm sure there's also those that will swear their partner made them climax with a mere wink from across the room, but I'm talking in general here...about the general population.

I don't have a huge cock by the way, so I'm not trying to defend anyone in particular.

pretty*monster

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

Yes, but it's going to be, at least, much better then crap in bed with a small penis?

Not necesserily, you can do a lot of damage with a big penis if you don't know what you're doing. A guy who's useless and small is more likely to just to not be good rather than cause a serious amount of discomfort penetration-wise.

I'm not saying that bigger isn't better if you allow that the guy's good, or even just alright in bed, but if they're not being bigger can make it worse.

Umbrella Corp

Ive been with small and there is no point in havin sex!! Now Im with huge Im so happy!!

nomorebadtown

yes i tend to agee that on average most girls would prefer a larger penis then an average one but i would say, in terms of intercourse, an average sized guy can make alot more of his penis if he uses it in certain ways and i'd say plenty of blokes let themselves down in this regard. I would also agree that (up to a certain point and depending on the womans anatomy) bigger is better but given that the vast majority of nerve endings occur in the outer thrid of the vagina, i think alot of it is psychological as an averge sized guy (in the right position) can easily stimulate most of the pleasure giving nerve endings in the vagina without needing to be hung like a walrus.

i recall reading on boards before (paraphrasing badly here) "its not the 4 inch cock that matters, its the 20 stone behind it hammering it home":D

as for breast size, of course, its a stupid comparison to make. To compare it with vagina size would be far better but as the vagina is mostly and internal affair, you rarely hear people slagging women about their huge vaginas where as men would get a much tougher time (from blokes and girls) regarding their small penis.

AckwelFoley

Ive often tripped over my penis running.

That is all.

Have a nice day,.

Creature

My penis is so big that other people in other countries have tripped over it while they were running.

That is all.

Marksie

http://www.spaceandmotion.com/kama-sutra-partners.htm

The above link deatils the differences in size compatibility between male and female genitals according to te Kama Sutra.

Man is divided into three classes, the hare man, the bull man, and the horse man, according to the size of his lingam. Woman also, according to the depth of her yoni, is either a female deer, a mare, or a female elephant. There are thus three equal unions between persons of corresponding dimensions, and there are six unequal unions, when the dimensions do not correspond, or nine in all, as the following table shows:

EQUAL
MEN WOMEN
Hare Deer
Bull Mare
Horse Elephant


UNEQUAL
MEN WOMEN
Hare Hare
Hare Elephant
Bull Deer
Bull Elephant
Horse Deer
Horse Mare

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

doesn't mean that bigger wouldn't be better, do you not agree?

Nope, depends on the match and whether he is a pounder or more able.

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

Women don't insert their breasts anywhere in order to stimulate pleasure

Nope but guys can insert their genitals between them .

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

And I'm sure there's also those that will swear their partner made them climax with a mere wink from across the room

Not quite a wink .

Red Hand

Ninja_scrotum wrote: »

Well?

Of course. Doors are hard to open if knobs are small or non-existant.:pac:

Bottle_of_Smoke

Human males have the largest penises out of all species on the planet relative to the mass of their bodies.might have something to do with women having a preference for guys with large knobs.

Wibbs

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote: »

Human males have the largest penises out of all species on the planet relative to the mass of their bodies.might have something to do with women having a preference for guys with large knobs.

Ehhh no they don't. quick google.... http://news.softpedia.com/news/The-Largest-Penis-in-the-World-43756.shtml
There's a bug that lives in most peoples eyelashes that has a willy twice as long as his body. Barnacles can have willys 20 times longer and there's a duck with an enormous one.

OK among primates we're the kings so...... Actually that would suggest women are/were selecting for penis size at least in the distant past. Testicle size in primates is down to the availability of mates and their likelihood to stray. Gorillas with a constant harem of females have tiny penis and small testicles. That's all they need as competition for females is very small. Chimps with more females playing around have huge testicles. Humans fall into the middle, which suggests at least in our past that we fell in the middle there too. Penis size may play into that. Longer bigger penis more likely to impregnate women. Apparently more likely to cause certain types of orgasm in women which increase the chances of pregnancy.

So yea a bigger willy is probably better. It has been selected in the past by women as a desirable trait, so even in our covered up state today it probably has some slight bearing. That bearing is slight and can be compensated by other attractive qualities in a guy, especially as the woman can't preselect any more.

I would imagine if a woman had a hypothetical choice between a guy with a large penis(not silly size) and the identical guy from another dimension with a small penis, she's likely to pick the bigger fella if she's being honest.

Fremen

To quote jimmy carr:

"Women who think penis size is important are just shallow. Well, perhaps that's not the best choice of words..."