Some unsual questions you've been asked

gerTheGreat wrote: »

This is my fav.

A guy I know was waiting for the Dart at Blackrock, (FYI right beside the sea.) Anyway this old lady leaned over the wall and started calling down to a swan:

Old lady: "What are you doing? Where's the other one? You know swans are ment to mate for life? Why did you kill it? What's wrong with you."

She then turns to my friend and askes him if his name is Bridget.

Cloud cuckoo land. Brilliant.

a good friend of mine asked us once how many quarters there were in a basketball game? the poor fecker still gets ribbed for it.

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

My chinese student once asked us " What did you have for breakfast today? I had dog"

:eek:

Not technically an unusual question though. Lock this thread.

-1 for resurrecting your own thread.

A friend of mine asked me one day "Do you go through the gate or over the wall?" Confused I asked him what he was going on about. Turns out he was referring to underwear and was asking if I use the exit provided ("through the gate") - I don't.

Mate of mine was eating in a local chinese back in Donegal and upon finishing his meal the owner gave them a couple of courtesy beers. Anyway he then proceeds to produce e3,000 cash in an envelope and beckons my mate to sign a form saying that he will "sponsor" a chinese guy to get a visa in Ireland and that's the last of it as far as he would be concerned, the guy will work in Dublin for an "associate."

Naturally he refused and handed back the beers, left it at that.....

I was asked by an American if it was weird seeing women with only two boobs...

Apparently someone had convinced him that the girl with the superfluous knocker from Total Recall was Irish and that all Irish women have three boobs.
:eek:

I couldn't bring myself to tell him. I said something about it being different but I'm getting used to it. I have never laughed so hard in my life.

flanum wrote: »

was asked by a bloke to shag his wife, was then asked by the wife to save a load for the end as she wanted the two of us to erm..... display our affection on her chin...erm

thats what ye get for answering them buy and sell ads!

i obliged!:o

Pics or it didn't happen



I was once asked by someone in an MMORPG why i couldn't speak elven. Then again, that is to be expected...

I was in Wildwood, New Jersey on a J1 a few years back. While strolling along the street trying to find somewhere to get my hair cut, i noticed a heavy guy walking towards me (sweating profusely). He stopped and asked if I knew the area. I said not really as im just over on a summer long trip (assuming he was looking for directions or something).

He then started looking me up n down, and asked if he could take a picture of my feet!!! "You have real nice feet" he said!! "I'll give you $10 if I can take a picture of your feet"!.

Normally i'm pretty fast with responses but this guy caught me completely off guard lol! (By the way.....he didn't have a camera on him so God only knows what he wanted to do/where he wanted to go). I said thanks but no thanks, but there is a beach about 100 metres that way and there are lots of real nice feet down there, you'll find some to snap there surely. He said ok and turned away with a look of huge disappointment !

Being a poor student at the time I should have said he can take a picture of both feet for $30 or something

Only in america! :rolleyes:

My dad was asked by an American on another forum where they could eat on a Sunday in Ireland because all the restaurants and pubs are closed on Sunday.

Honestly, I don't know where they get these ideas.

randylonghorn wrote: »

Just been stopped 20 minutes ago on Shop St. in Galway by two overweight American tourists.

"Excuse me, honey! Does the bus to Salthill come down this street?" (This on a street which is thronged with pedestrians, with not a vehicle in sight.)

"I'm afraid not, it's a pedestrian zone. You can get the bus at Eyre Square or at Spanish Arch" (basically the two ends of the zone, for those not familiar with Galway).

"Oh! (confused pause) ... So it doesn't come down here then?"

"Em ... no. But it's only about 100 yards either way!"

This was my attempt to be cheerful and encouraging. The look of horror which appeared on both their faces, you would think I had just told them they would have to walk home to America!! At this stage I had to mutter an excuse and go, or I would have burst out laughing in their faces.

As I walked away, I could hear one wail loudly to the other: "You would think the bus would go down the main street!!"

LOL

Also funny that Shop St. is the 'main street'! (Because it's sh!te!)