Some unsual questions you've been asked

WoollyRedHat

I wasn't asked this, but my cousin was in a cinema with her friends and this cultchie/scanger asked them " Have you ever done it in a wheelbarrow?"

Obviously some fetish some people must have!

Jesus Wept

You haven't
Where've you been??

rubadub

Sure it wasn't "wheelbarrow style"?

WoollyRedHat

Obviously not down anywhere in the country or near wheelbarrows recently!

Edit:

rubadub wrote: »

Sure it wasn't "wheelbarrow style"?

Not completely but I'm pretty sure it was as "in a wheelbarrow," I'll ask next time I see her. Still to ask randomers that!

rubadub

It actually did show up on google. This quote is real

NEW FILM IN CINEMA

"Hard sex in a wheelbarrow of rotten fruits"

If I posted the rest I would be banned, let alone the pics! :eek:

WoollyRedHat

rubadub wrote: »

It actually did show up on google. This quote is real


If I posted the rest I would be banned, let alone the pics! :eek:

:eek:
Hey, maybe they made it! lol

Aisling(",)

went out with a fella once and he thought there might have been an aqward gap so to prevent that he randomly asks

"so what colours your toaster"

strange but funny

GhostInTheRuins

wow, google is quick http://www.google.ie/search?q=Hard+sex+in+a+wheelbarrow+of+rotten+fruits&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

MrJoeSoap

A friend of mine was out walking her dog one day when the local nutcase came up to her, deadly serious, and asked her what mileage she got out of the dog.

Xavi6

In America I was asked why my English was so good and if the whole of Ireland had electricity yet.

MrJoeSoap

Xavi6 wrote: »

In America I was asked why my English was so good and if the whole of Ireland had electricity yet.

Does it?

http://www.wayodd.com/two-hundred-square-foot-cottage-in-ireland-selling-for-145100/v/1808/

Xavi6

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

Does it?

http://www.wayodd.com/two-hundred-square-foot-cottage-in-ireland-selling-for-145100/v/1808/

Lol I did reply that the west coast hadn't gotten it yet and the only reason the east had it was because our lovely neighbours in England were kind enough to share theres by putting lines under the Irish sea.

Peared

The-Rigger wrote: »

You haven't
Where've you been??

First shovels/spades and now wheelbarrows?

I'll know where to find you at weekends.*


*That'd be the local Woodies, what with there being shovels/spades and wheelbarrows galore.

Jesus Wept

Peared wrote: »

First shovels/spades and now wheelbarrows?

I'll know where to find you at weekends.*


*That'd be the local Woodies, what with there being shovels/spades and wheelbarrows galore.

I'll keep an eye out for you.

Raspberry

Some chinese guy asked me to marry him tonight. Something about becoming an Irish citizen. Needless to say, I told him to gtfo.

phantom_lord

but how much did u lose?

ojewriej

Xavi6 wrote: »

In America I was asked why my English was so good and if the whole of Ireland had electricity yet.

Garda Superintended asked me the same question once, about Poland - the one about electricity, he also asked would there be many cars in Poland.. Also when I took my Irish GF to Poland for the first time, her aunts where asking similar questions, if we had running water, electricity, this type of thing. She was also asked if she got to see any polar bears. They were all dead serious.

walshs3

Was chatting to a friend not to long ago and we were discussing what film we wanted to go see in the cinema.In the end she turned around and said "would you be able to s**t through the hole",nearly p****d meself laughing. Having realised what she had just said she corrected herself. What she was trying to say was would i be able to sit through a whole film.

stevoman

whilst living in New York, my next door neighbour who was a typical american asked me did i know the O'Rourkes from near dublin.

tech77

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

A friend of mine was out walking her dog one day when the local nutcase came up to her, deadly serious, and asked her what mileage she got out of the dog.

Now THAT is funny

Adam

A workmate came out with this gem:

"Adam, did you ever just, like, forget to stop walking?"

I was asked a week ago in work to spell why by an Irish person. She had a hangover but thats no excuse lol...

Das Kitty

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

A friend of mine was out walking her dog one day when the local nutcase came up to her, deadly serious, and asked her what mileage she got out of the dog.

Tea/Monitor Interface.

I'm going to ask someone that now for the craic. Hope I can do it without corpsing.

Adam

Das Kitty wrote: »

Tea/Monitor Interface.

I'm going to ask someone that now for the craic. Hope I can do it without corpsing.

Corpsing? Is that the new hip adjective for necrophilia?

Das Kitty

No!

It's the term for when people are acting or whatever and get into a fit of laughter and can't get out of it, the harder they try the more they laugh. I'm not sure where the corpse comes into that though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpsing

Latchy

When working on a building site once I was once asked by an englishman '' what's the difference between interior and exterior '' ? .Knowing he was trying to be sarcastic i quickly replied '' well you lot came inside our country once and we kicked you back outside '' :rolleyes:

Mr. Incognito

Some chinese guy asked me to marry him tonight. Something about becoming an Irish citizen. Needless to say, I told him to gtfo.

GTFO! Well what do you expect bringing him home and sleeping with him like that.

John Mason

About 15 years ago, i got stopped on O'Connell Street but some american tourists who asked me where would they find all the Leprechauns. i told them to go to St. Stephens Green and to look under the bushes:)

Blisterman

I was calling an American company at work, asking for the number of their uk supplier.

She tells me the number, as in "four, three, two, seven, etc.." and then asked me "Did I say that right? Is that the way you say phone numbers over there?

I wonder what other way there could be of saying phone numbers.
"four million, three hundered and twenty seven thousand..etc"?

MrJoeSoap

Blisterman wrote: »

I was calling an American company at work, asking for the number of their uk supplier.

She tells me the number, as in "four, three, two, seven, etc.." and then asked me "Did I say that right? Is that the way you say phone numbers over there?

I wonder what other way there could be of saying phone numbers.
"four million, three hundered and twenty seven thousand..etc"?

No love, we generally get our phone numbers to spell humourous (sorry humorous) little words or phrases!

The number for Tourism Ireland in the States is something like 1-800-Shamrock

gerTheGreat

This is my fav.

A guy I know was waiting for the Dart at Blackrock, (FYI right beside the sea.) Anyway this old lady leaned over the wall and started calling down to a swan:

Old lady: "What are you doing? Where's the other one? You know swans are ment to mate for life? Why did you kill it? What's wrong with you."

She then turns to my friend and askes him if his name is Bridget.

Adam

gerTheGreat wrote: »

This is my fav.

A guy I know was waiting for the Dart at Blackrock, (FYI right beside the sea.) Anyway this old lady leaned over the wall and started calling down to a swan:

Old lady: "What are you doing? Where's the other one? You know swans are ment to mate for life? Why did you kill it? What's wrong with you."

She then turns to my friend and askes him if his name is Bridget.

I want to meet that woman. Epic.

EDIT: Or "ledge" as they would say in those parts... :rolleyes:

MrJoeSoap

gerTheGreat wrote: »

This is my fav.

A guy I know was waiting for the Dart at Blackrock, (FYI right beside the sea.) Anyway this old lady leaned over the wall and started calling down to a swan:

Old lady: "What are you doing? Where's the other one? You know swans are ment to mate for life? Why did you kill it? What's wrong with you."

She then turns to my friend and askes him if his name is Bridget.

Cloud cuckoo land. Brilliant.

AnonoBoy

Some lad in a uniform once came up to my car and asked me did I know how fast I was going? Completely mental.. I just drove off on the nutjob.

shrapnel222

a good friend of mine asked us once how many quarters there were in a basketball game? the poor fecker still gets ribbed for it.

WoollyRedHat

My chinese student once asked us " What did you have for breakfast today? I had dog"

:eek:

MrJoeSoap

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

My chinese student once asked us " What did you have for breakfast today? I had dog"

:eek:

Not technically an unusual question though. Lock this thread.

-1 for resurrecting your own thread.

WoollyRedHat

A written law of After Hours?

Pompey Magnus

A friend of mine asked me one day "Do you go through the gate or over the wall?" Confused I asked him what he was going on about. Turns out he was referring to underwear and was asking if I use the exit provided ("through the gate") - I don't.

Gang of Gin

Depeche_Mode wrote: »

A friend of mine asked me one day "Do you go through the gate or over the wall?" Confused I asked him what he was going on about. Turns out he was referring to underwear and was asking if I use the exit provided ("through the gate") - I don't.

Heh, funny.

flanum

was asked by a bloke to shag his wife, was then asked by the wife to save a load for the end as she wanted the two of us to erm..... display our affection on her chin...erm

thats what ye get for answering them buy and sell ads!

i obliged!:o

Zaph

About 20 years ago in England a guy asked me if I minded the British Army tanks driving around the streets of Dublin. It appeared that he hadn't got a full grasp of the situation as it was then.

star-pants

I said 'hello' to someone once and they said 'what part of America are you from?'
I was registering for my degree in NUIG at the time.... I was like 'huh?...eh Ireland...this one...'

Riddle101

Was sitting on a bus wearing my (RDF) Unifrom and this blond women walks up to me and say 'why are you wearing that uniform, are you in the army or something'

I told her. Nah i'm actually in the gardai, this is just my away kit.

Not funny but i was thinking of soccer at the time and it was the only thing that came to my head

coillcam

Mate of mine was eating in a local chinese back in Donegal and upon finishing his meal the owner gave them a couple of courtesy beers. Anyway he then proceeds to produce e3,000 cash in an envelope and beckons my mate to sign a form saying that he will "sponsor" a chinese guy to get a visa in Ireland and that's the last of it as far as he would be concerned, the guy will work in Dublin for an "associate."

Naturally he refused and handed back the beers, left it at that.....

bucks73

A guy from California asked me a few months ago if we spoke English in Ireland?

Idiot.

Wazdakka

I was asked by an American if it was weird seeing women with only two boobs...

Apparently someone had convinced him that the girl with the superfluous knocker from Total Recall was Irish and that all Irish women have three boobs.
:eek:

I couldn't bring myself to tell him. I said something about it being different but I'm getting used to it. I have never laughed so hard in my life.

watna

bucks73 wrote: »

A guy from California asked me a few months ago if we spoke English in Ireland?

Idiot.

I got asked that in California too. How come you guys speak such good English? Did you learn it in school? We were with a bunch of Americans and they all started laughing at this girl too, so I guess it was just her. Apparently she was considered really smart and was doing some high-powered degree. It's more ignorance than stupidity I suppose but, come on!

Mr. CooL ICE

flanum wrote: »

was asked by a bloke to shag his wife, was then asked by the wife to save a load for the end as she wanted the two of us to erm..... display our affection on her chin...erm

thats what ye get for answering them buy and sell ads!

i obliged!:o

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I was once asked by someone in an MMORPG why i couldn't speak elven. Then again, that is to be expected...

Duggy747

"Do you dye your hair?"

I have been asked this more times than I should! Because my hair is so naturally jet black like Hitler's heart I get the odd few who question me about it. Should take it as a compliment I suppose..............or some sort of trick question to find out if I'm a metrosexual :mad:

"If you weren't related to your sister, would you do her?"

Heard this years ago from some idiot who was drunk and obviously fancied the other guy's sister

"Is Athlone a county?"

I've been asked this by SO many women in my life, where the hell do they get that idea from, the back of fake tan boxes!?!

Fizman

I was in Wildwood, New Jersey on a J1 a few years back. While strolling along the street trying to find somewhere to get my hair cut, i noticed a heavy guy walking towards me (sweating profusely). He stopped and asked if I knew the area. I said not really as im just over on a summer long trip (assuming he was looking for directions or something).

He then started looking me up n down, and asked if he could take a picture of my feet!!! "You have real nice feet" he said!! "I'll give you $10 if I can take a picture of your feet"!.

Normally i'm pretty fast with responses but this guy caught me completely off guard lol! (By the way.....he didn't have a camera on him so God only knows what he wanted to do/where he wanted to go). I said thanks but no thanks, but there is a beach about 100 metres that way and there are lots of real nice feet down there, you'll find some to snap there surely. He said ok and turned away with a look of huge disappointment !

Being a poor student at the time I should have said he can take a picture of both feet for $30 or something

Only in america! :rolleyes: