Are you a biter?

AckwelFoley · 03-03-2008 10:34PM

IanCurtis wrote: »

I've never seen such a long-winded thread set up under false pretences just to let us all know that Snyper pulled last night.

I hardly call kiss'in a woman in a nightclub as pulling.. thats the easy bit.

orestes · 03-03-2008 10:39PM

Rob_l wrote: »

I went out with a girl who bit my ass:eek:

She was crazy though left me with scratch marks and bite marks all over and bit my lip several times and drew blood.

Never did see her outside during daylight hours.

I wonder how she is now

Pm me her number and I'll find out for ya

Davidius · 03-03-2008 10:39PM

Biting?

That sounds really ****ing weird to be honest. I am going to have horrible images in my head for the rest of the night now.

AckwelFoley · 15-03-2008 03:07PM

Went on a date with the "Biter" last night.

Have to say she is actually a very nice woman. Very good conversationalist and good all around company.

Not to mention shes pretty attractive.

I suppose its.. "dont judge a book by its... bite!"

javaboy · 15-03-2008 03:15PM

snyper wrote: »

Went on a date with the "Biter" last night.

Have to say she is actually a very nice woman. Very good conversationalist and good all around company.

Not to mention shes pretty attractive.

I suppose its.. "dont judge a book by its... bite!"

She obviously left an impression.

I'll get my coat

Sherifu · 15-03-2008 03:18PM

Bitten by the love bug :pac:

AckwelFoley · 15-03-2008 03:21PM

.. to the previous 2 posts.... fap fap fap.. tehehehehehe

Kold · 15-03-2008 03:21PM

snyper wrote: »

Went on a date with the "Biter" last night.

Have to say she is actually a very nice woman. Very good conversationalist and good all around company.

Not to mention shes pretty attractive.

I suppose its.. "dont judge a book by its... bite!"

What did you expect?

Snyper: So what do you do?
Biter: I bite things
Snyper: So what do you think of the whole Palestinian/Israel situation?
Biter: They all need to be bitten
Snyper: Um, that's a new idea
Biter: RARRAARARGHHH *bites snypers jugular out*

Kold · 15-03-2008 03:24PM

Wait that's not what Snyper would talk like...

Snyper: So I pulled 15 hot chicks last night

Snyper: Hold on a sec whilst I tell everyone that I'm engaged in conversation with a hot chick *typetypetype*

Biter: RARARARAGHHH *bites Snypers enormous balls off*

AckwelFoley · 15-03-2008 03:25PM

Kold wrote: »

What did you expect?

Snyper: So what do you do?
Biter: I bite things
Snyper: So what do you think of the whole Palestinian/Israel situation?
Biter: They all need to be bitten
Snyper: Um, that's a new idea
Biter: RARRAARARGHHH *bites snypers jugular out*

HAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHA!!!

U make her out to be a Seasme street character!

*ENTER MUPPET JOKES*

javaboy · 15-03-2008 03:27PM

snyper wrote: »

HAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHA!!!

U make her out to be a Seasme street character!

*ENTER MUPPET JOKES*

Sounds more like the Muppet Show alright. Maybe if Noam Chomsky was the straight guy guest.

I don't need to make muppet jokes anyway, there's one in my sig

Dun laoire · 15-03-2008 04:09PM

Thats nothing snyper. When a woman shoves her finger up your nat king cole you'll know all about it. Any blokes here into that??? Inavasion invasion invasion

javaboy · 15-03-2008 04:11PM

Dun laoire wrote: »

Thats nothing snyper. When a woman shoves her finger up your nat king cole you'll know all about it. Any blokes here into that??? Inavasion invasion invasion

No thanks pal. One way street :cool:

thefinalstage · 15-03-2008 04:13PM

SDooM wrote: »

There's a whole forum for this type of behaviour, but you got to pay.

TBH, if you are shocked by a little playful biting, you better stay clear of the more unusual pubs in Dublin

Where might these pubs be?

AckwelFoley · 15-03-2008 04:14PM

Dun laoire wrote: »

Thats nothing snyper. When a woman shoves her finger up your nat king cole you'll know all about it. Any blokes here into that??? Inavasion invasion invasion

Yes.. hav had that done... in the midst of her preforming a bee jay..

Ive a 4 in scar on my back where i springed outta the bed .. hit the bedside locker and cut my back on it..

Picture it.. me butt naked in the ensuite.. her with tissue wiping the blood off me..:o

Dun laoire · 15-03-2008 04:14PM

javaboy wrote: »

No thanks pal. One way street :cool:

Damn right lad. I taught she was starting a fight.

javaboy · 15-03-2008 04:17PM

Dun laoire wrote: »

Damn right lad. I taught she was starting a fight.

Oh I see you were just asking for opinions. I thought it was an indecent proposal.

AckwelFoley · 15-03-2008 04:24PM

Personaly i dont know what they expect to find up there with their finger?

The cure for cancer?

Dun laoire · 15-03-2008 05:00PM

snyper wrote: »

Personaly i dont know what they expect to find up there with their finger?

The cure for cancer?

It really hurt when it got to her soverign ring. OOOOUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHH

alie · 04-04-2008 05:23PM

snyper wrote: »

People have different "things" that does it for them. One of these seems to be to bite their partner etc..

I bring this up because i met a woman last night in a club.. and after no more than 5 minutes kissing.. she sinks her teeth in me chin :eek:

If it was a case where i had forced myself on her with duck tape and a stick, i could understand the biting thing.. but im pretty certain this was not the case.. she responded to my look of shock and grimise of pain saying she likes to bite...

So the question is.. do you like to bite when you are with somone or perhaps in a more intimate situation.. and WHY!?

im not a biter more of a nibbler. did she draw blood? r u worried?

conchubhar1 · 04-04-2008 05:24PM

im not a biter im a writer for myself and other
when i say a big verse im just bigging up my brother
biggin up my boro im big eneough to do it

DetectivFoxtrot · 04-04-2008 06:19PM

snyper wrote: »

Yes.. hav had that done... in the midst of her preforming a bee jay..

Ive a 4 in scar on my back where i springed outta the bed .. hit the bedside locker and cut my back on it..

Picture it.. me butt naked in the ensuite.. her with tissue wiping the blood off me..:o

Pics or it didn't happpen!!:D

Actually no.....wait a second..........:eek:

alie · 04-04-2008 06:20PM

conchubhar1 wrote: »

im not a biter im a writer for myself and other
when i say a big verse im just bigging up my brother
biggin up my boro im big eneough to do it

I have no idea what you r sayin, must b my age,:o

alie · 04-04-2008 06:33PM

DetectivFoxtrot wrote: »

Pics or it didn't happpen!!:D

Actually no.....wait a second..........:eek:

OUCH

AckwelFoley · 06-04-2008 12:05PM

DetectivFoxtrot wrote: »

Pics or it didn't happpen!!:D

Actually no.....wait a second..........:eek:

*facepalm*

06-04-2008 12:18PM

alie wrote: »

I have no idea what you r sayin, must b my age,:o

I think he said he was into scribbling on his partners with a biro.
I think he missed the point of the ink play lecture.

sinlessgunner · 06-04-2008 04:52PM

I like little bit of biting but not much, and I've been "invaded" before......more than once......

Not proud of it, not ashamed of it either, just something that had to be done!

And if done properly, with the combination of a BJ, its damn good

Pheonix Ski · 06-04-2008 05:11PM

Im a biter but a sexy one! I wouldnt sink my teeth into some randomer in a pub..

Did she not give you the sexy come to bed eyes afterwards? There a must after a nip on the lip

sinlessgunner · 06-04-2008 05:26PM

Pheonix Ski wrote: »

Im a biter but a sexy one! I wouldnt sink my teeth into some randomer in a pub..

Did she not give you the sexy come to bed eyes afterwards? There a must after a nip on the lip

That post turned me on! :eek:

Are you a biter?

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