Are you a biter?

togster · 02-03-2008 04:51PM

snyper wrote: »

Noes. Impretty good. This woman was one of those that jams the entire contents of her mouth down ur throat. Ud think at 31. shed have learned by now :rolleyes:

LOL

Kold · 02-03-2008 05:00PM

Yeah I'm a biter, but you don't bite the lips or face.. That's just strange. You bite the neck, parts of the hand, nibble the earlobes and lightly put pressure on the breasts/ass. In fact I have a thing for small, unpierced ears simply cos I love nibbling them. [/perv]

Papillon87 · 02-03-2008 05:08PM

No one had ever done the gentle biting/nibbling thing to me before my bf so it was new to me...it's nice with someone you are with I think...but it's a bit...intimate or something when kissing a randomer in a club/pub environment. I'm always afraid I'll bite too hard though!

Friend of a friend likes to be bitten until blood is drawn from her during sex.....waaaaay too much for me!

jdivision · 02-03-2008 05:17PM

an ex of mine used to bite a lot. She bit my lip so bad one night that she left teeth marks. I've big lips already so with all the swelling I looked ridiculous
Not quite this bad but getting there:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/18/68995748_5c3a5b6b02.jpg

Went home the following day and my mother wondered who I'd been in a fight with.

whatsgoinon · 02-03-2008 05:23PM

during a bit of rough and tumble one night i bit (accidentally on purpose, there was a reason for it) my fellas eye socket, he was understandably raging with me. I didn't draw blood or anything but it was marked. I didn't do it again after that. He had to tell everyone at work that a ladder fell on him.

AckwelFoley · 02-03-2008 05:31PM

my fellas eye socket

She bit my lip so bad one night that she left teeth marks

friend likes to be bitten until blood is drawn from her during sex

Jesus H Christ.:eek:

Genghiz Cohen · 02-03-2008 05:41PM

As Myth pointed out:

Did she display any of the following symptoms?

• Lack of pulse/heartbeat?
• Cold clammy or even missing skin?
• Strong desire to feast on the flesh of the living?

If so you need to prepare yourself for your next encounter!

May I recommend a bolt-action .22 long rifle and a machete as a backup.

Start stocking up on food and provisions now, you may not get a second chance!

Doctor DooM · 02-03-2008 05:43PM

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

As Myth pointed out:

Did she display any of the following symptoms?

• Lack of pulse/heartbeat?
• Cold clammy or even missing skin?
• Strong desire to feast on the flesh of the living?

If so you need to prepare yourself for your next encounter!

May I recommend a bolt-action .22 long rifle and a machete as a backup.

Start stocking up on food and provisions now, you may not get a second chance!

Molotov cocktail is also a good improvised weapon which can be created with minimal effort.

AckwelFoley · 02-03-2008 05:46PM

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

As Myth pointed out:

Did she display any of the following symptoms?

• Lack of pulse/heartbeat?
• Cold clammy or even missing skin?
• Strong desire to feast on the flesh of the living?

If so you need to prepare yourself for your next encounter!

May I recommend a bolt-action .22 long rifle and a machete as a backup.

Start stocking up on food and provisions now, you may not get a second chance!

*Boots up the PS3 for some practice on Resident evil*

Doctor DooM · 02-03-2008 05:49PM

snyper wrote: »

*Boots up the PS3 for some practice on Resident evil*

If you get a strange desire for brains dude, Government agency is the best place for you!

Genghiz Cohen · 02-03-2008 06:53PM

SDooM wrote: »

Molotov cocktail is also a good improvised weapon which can be created with minimal effort.

Unless you can hold her off until her brain is burned/destroyed I'd avoid it. You'd only be putting yourself and your shelter at risk.

Bob in Belfast · 02-03-2008 06:56PM

I'm not really much of a 'biter', although i good like to 'nip' some girls.
Fat girls are the best.

IanCurtis · 02-03-2008 06:58PM

I've never seen such a long-winded thread set up under false pretences just to let us all know that Snyper pulled last night.

02-03-2008 07:56PM

Was it by any chance the crazy French chick form the night before? She seemed like the biting type.

Papad · 02-03-2008 08:31PM

Am I the only one on here that thought that this thread was going to be about bitter people?

Genghiz Cohen · 02-03-2008 08:33PM

Papad wrote: »

Am I the only one on here that thought that this thread was going to be about bitter people?

Yes

Bob in Belfast · 02-03-2008 08:39PM

Papad wrote: »

Am I the only one on here that thought that this thread was going to be about bitter people?

No

tampopo · 02-03-2008 09:01PM

yeah, a biter, why not?

The Queen · 02-03-2008 09:09PM

I like to bite, and be bitten! Rarrr.

me

pain*

*not too much though!

DEmeant0r · 02-03-2008 10:13PM

The Queen wrote: »

I like to bite, and be bitten! Rarrr.

me pain*

*not too much though!

Lucky David then

orestes · 02-03-2008 10:23PM

I love biting and being bitten, particularly the neck. None of that nibbley stuff though, go for the jugular and show me you love me!

Must have something to do with all those vampire movies I saw as a kid

Papillon87 wrote: »

Friend of a friend likes to be bitten until blood is drawn from her during sex.....waaaaay too much for me!

Pm me her phone number

Nerin · 02-03-2008 10:25PM

Papillon87 wrote: »

Friend of a friend likes to be bitten until blood is drawn from her during sex.....waaaaay too much for me!

yum.
im a biter. i like being bitten.

Doctor DooM · 02-03-2008 10:31PM

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

Unless you can hold her off until her brain is burned/destroyed I'd avoid it. You'd only be putting yourself and your shelter at risk.

Someone's read the Zombie survival guide...

TerrorFirmer · 02-03-2008 10:35PM

Yes, and it is nice to be bitten in return....but bites on the face? That's not quite the way I'd do it! :eek:

Mossy Monk · 02-03-2008 10:42PM

Have her charged with assault.

DEmeant0r · 03-03-2008 01:17AM

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

Yes, and it is nice to be bitten in return....but bites on the face? That's not quite the way I'd do it! :eek:

Well David, face and where the sun don't shine are not places to be bitten

TerrorFirmer · 03-03-2008 01:38AM

DEmeant0r wrote: »

Well David, face and where the sun don't shine are not places to be bitten

I really can't think of anyone I know who bowls and speaks Chinese!

Niamho! · 03-03-2008 01:36PM

a bloke bit my neck once years ago!!! i thought maybe he was attempting a love-bit and didn't know how to do it. when i looked at him, his excuse was "D'ya ever just think someones so cute ya just wanna eat them all up?" :eek::eek::eek:

There are some Fruits out there alright.

bloke bit my arm once aswell when i kept pushing him away from me but i think that was more out of Childish Frustration. he knew all about it afterwards.

Lux23 · 03-03-2008 02:23PM

A little nibble on the nipple is nice and I do like my waist bitten but nowhere on my face or mouth, too sore.

Rob_l · 03-03-2008 02:56PM

I went out with a girl who bit my ass:eek:

She was crazy though left me with scratch marks and bite marks all over and bit my lip several times and drew blood.

Never did see her outside during daylight hours.

I wonder how she is now

Are you a biter?

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