Are you a biter?

AckwelFoley

People have different "things" that does it for them. One of these seems to be to bite their partner etc..

I bring this up because i met a woman last night in a club.. and after no more than 5 minutes kissing.. she sinks her teeth in me chin :eek:


If it was a case where i had forced myself on her with duck tape and a stick, i could understand the biting thing.. but im pretty certain this was not the case.. she responded to my look of shock and grimise of pain saying she likes to bite...

So the question is.. do you like to bite when you are with somone or perhaps in a more intimate situation.. and WHY!?

cson

Afaik, forced sexual relations are illegal in this country.

Doctor DooM

There's a whole forum for this type of behaviour, but you got to pay.

TBH, if you are shocked by a little playful biting, you better stay clear of the more unusual pubs in Dublin

5starpool

snyper wrote: »

If it was a case where i had forced myself on her with duck tape and a stick, i could understand the biting thing.. but im pretty certain this was not the case.. she responded to my look of shock and grimise of pain saying she likes to bite...

Duct tape....

AckwelFoley

5starpool wrote: »

Duct tape....

No.. duck tape.

http://www.needlesports.com/acatalog/ducktape.JPG

whatsgoinon

that sounds pretty funny, did she have yellow pointy teeth?
i have to say i enjoy being nibbled, nibbled, not great big flesh ripping, blood drawing gnawing.

i'm guessing you went home alone if you want info on the intimate side of things:D

Ciaran500

5starpool wrote: »

Duct tape....

Maybe he's very specific about what he uses to rape people?

Doctor DooM

snyper wrote: »

No.. duck tape.

http://www.needlesports.com/acatalog/ducktape.JPG

Poor ducks. I didnt realise they had the tensile strength to be stretched like that

Yes biting is nice.
However when it is intended to cause pleasure, it doesn't involve teeth sinking into flesh five minutes after you say hello.
I wonder if your a terrible kisser and this was her innovative way of escaping you.

togster

i once bit my ex's tit....drew blood. she loved it... just goes to show you the type i attract:rolleyes:

AckwelFoley

Moonbaby wrote: »

Yes biting is nice.
However when it is intended to cause pleasure, it doesn't involve teeth sinking into flesh five minutes after you say hello.
I wonder if your a terrible kisser and this was her innovative way of escaping you.

Hmm.. no im pretty certain im a good kisser.. ive meen told a few times i am.. actually she was a rotten kisser...


.. and i dont think she wanted rid of me.. because i was with my friends.. she didnt go away.. even when i went off to smoke half a pk of Marley Lights to get over the shock!

whatsgoinon

togster wrote: »

i once bit my ex's tit....drew blood. she loved it... just goes to show you the type i attract:rolleyes:

i hope you and her were uptodate with your rabies/tetanus etc. jabs!!

togster

Biting is ok imo. Once met a girl who stuck her fat tongue in m ear and then emtied her saliva into my middle ear.

Doctor DooM

togster wrote: »

Biting is ok imo. Once met a girl who stuck her fat tongue in m ear and then emtied her saliva into my middle ear.

how big is your ear, so?

Sherifu

togster wrote: »

i once bit my ex's tit....drew blood. she loved it... just goes to show you the type i attract:rolleyes:

togster wrote: »

Biting is ok imo. Once met a girl who stuck her fat tongue in m ear and then emtied her saliva into my middle ear.

kinkeh

togster

SDooM wrote: »

how big is your ear, so?

Not big enough. When i stood up most of her spit dribbled down the side of my face. :eek:

togster

togster wrote: »

Biting is ok imo. Once met a girl who stuck her fat tongue in m ear and then emtied her saliva into my middle ear.

If you take sexual assault out of the picture earhole explorers are the worst ever! It feel so wrong and bloody invasive.
Your lucky your only met one, it is usually people you have no interest in getting anywhere near that do it.
I have had a taxi driver do it me during the course of a fare.

Doctor DooM

togster wrote: »

Not big enough. When i stood up most of her spit dribbled down the side of my face. :eek:

Seriously, nightclubs should start handing out band aids ( for the op) and napkins ( for your lady- friend)

Lockstep

Snyper, don;t be such a prude.

togster

SDooM wrote: »

Seriously, nightclubs should start handing out band aids ( for the op) and napkins ( for your lady- friend)

lol.

snyper

snyper wrote: »

Hmm.. no im pretty certain im a good kisser.. ive meen told a few times i am.. actually she was a rotten kisser...

Thats what all the bad kissers say. Most Irish men are terrible kissers* and you'd think we get more practice than most nations.


Opinion independantly audited by Moonbabys friends.

togster

Moonbaby wrote: »

If you take sexual assault out of the picture earhole explorers are the worst ever! It feel so wrong and bloody invasive.

Its wrong on so many levels. Especially when you are almost passed out and the twit puts her tongue back in your mouth after removing the previous months collection of ear wax.......

Kinetic^

cson wrote: »

Afaik, forced sexual relations are illegal in this country.

Surprise sex ftw!!!

AckwelFoley

Moonbaby wrote: »

Thats what all the bad kissers say. Most Irish men are terrible kissers* and you'd think we get more practice than most nations.


Opinion independantly audited by Moonbabys friends.

Noes. Impretty good. This woman was one of those that jams the entire contents of her mouth down ur throat. Ud think at 31. shed have learned by now :rolleyes:

Dave!

No I don't..... It's nice when the girl does it the odd time, but sometimes they can get a bit carried away....... ouch

Doctor DooM

snyper wrote: »

Noes. Impretty good. This woman was one of those that jams the entire contents of her mouth down ur throat. Ud think at 31. shed have learned by now :rolleyes:

You are also incredibly modest.

AckwelFoley

Kenny 5 wrote: »

Surprise sex ftw!!!

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n250/johnsondottom/buttsex.jpg

cson

Kenny 5 wrote: »

Surprise sex ftw!!!

She shouted "rape", I said "ok" type of thing etc etc.

Tbh snyper if I were you I'd be making plans for an extended holiday in a non extraditing country. I'm pretty sure the law enforcement officiers will want to speak to you.

This is all a short step towards zombies.

AckwelFoley

cson wrote: »

She shouted "rape", I said "ok" type of thing etc etc.

Tbh snyper if I were you I'd be making plans for an extended holiday in a non extraditing country. I'm pretty sure the law enforcement officiers will want to speak to you.

Hey.. i didnt do anything but talk to her.. usual ol stuff.

Wonder should i ring her ... she seemed to like sexual inuendo >_>
<_<

Dord

snyper wrote: »

Hey.. i didnt do anything but talk to her.. usual ol stuff.

Wonder should i ring her ... she seemed to like sexual inuendo >_>
<_<

:eek:

Durrrrttyyyy!

togster

snyper wrote: »

Noes. Impretty good. This woman was one of those that jams the entire contents of her mouth down ur throat. Ud think at 31. shed have learned by now :rolleyes:

LOL

Kold

Yeah I'm a biter, but you don't bite the lips or face.. That's just strange. You bite the neck, parts of the hand, nibble the earlobes and lightly put pressure on the breasts/ass. In fact I have a thing for small, unpierced ears simply cos I love nibbling them. [/perv]

Papillon87

No one had ever done the gentle biting/nibbling thing to me before my bf so it was new to me...it's nice with someone you are with I think...but it's a bit...intimate or something when kissing a randomer in a club/pub environment. I'm always afraid I'll bite too hard though!

Friend of a friend likes to be bitten until blood is drawn from her during sex.....waaaaay too much for me!

jdivision

an ex of mine used to bite a lot. She bit my lip so bad one night that she left teeth marks. I've big lips already so with all the swelling I looked ridiculous
Not quite this bad but getting there:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/18/68995748_5c3a5b6b02.jpg

Went home the following day and my mother wondered who I'd been in a fight with.

whatsgoinon

during a bit of rough and tumble one night i bit (accidentally on purpose, there was a reason for it) my fellas eye socket, he was understandably raging with me. I didn't draw blood or anything but it was marked. I didn't do it again after that. He had to tell everyone at work that a ladder fell on him.

AckwelFoley

my fellas eye socket

She bit my lip so bad one night that she left teeth marks

friend likes to be bitten until blood is drawn from her during sex

Jesus H Christ.:eek:

Genghiz Cohen

As Myth pointed out:

Did she display any of the following symptoms?

• Lack of pulse/heartbeat?
• Cold clammy or even missing skin?
• Strong desire to feast on the flesh of the living?

If so you need to prepare yourself for your next encounter!

May I recommend a bolt-action .22 long rifle and a machete as a backup.

Start stocking up on food and provisions now, you may not get a second chance!

Doctor DooM

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

As Myth pointed out:

Did she display any of the following symptoms?

• Lack of pulse/heartbeat?
• Cold clammy or even missing skin?
• Strong desire to feast on the flesh of the living?

If so you need to prepare yourself for your next encounter!

May I recommend a bolt-action .22 long rifle and a machete as a backup.

Start stocking up on food and provisions now, you may not get a second chance!

Molotov cocktail is also a good improvised weapon which can be created with minimal effort.

AckwelFoley

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

As Myth pointed out:

Did she display any of the following symptoms?

• Lack of pulse/heartbeat?
• Cold clammy or even missing skin?
• Strong desire to feast on the flesh of the living?

If so you need to prepare yourself for your next encounter!

May I recommend a bolt-action .22 long rifle and a machete as a backup.

Start stocking up on food and provisions now, you may not get a second chance!

*Boots up the PS3 for some practice on Resident evil*

Doctor DooM

snyper wrote: »

*Boots up the PS3 for some practice on Resident evil*

If you get a strange desire for brains dude, Government agency is the best place for you!

Genghiz Cohen

SDooM wrote: »

Molotov cocktail is also a good improvised weapon which can be created with minimal effort.

Unless you can hold her off until her brain is burned/destroyed I'd avoid it. You'd only be putting yourself and your shelter at risk.

Bob in Belfast

I'm not really much of a 'biter', although i good like to 'nip' some girls.
Fat girls are the best.

IanCurtis

I've never seen such a long-winded thread set up under false pretences just to let us all know that Snyper pulled last night.

Was it by any chance the crazy French chick form the night before? She seemed like the biting type.

Papad

Am I the only one on here that thought that this thread was going to be about bitter people?

Genghiz Cohen

Papad wrote: »

Am I the only one on here that thought that this thread was going to be about bitter people?

Yes

Bob in Belfast

Papad wrote: »

Am I the only one on here that thought that this thread was going to be about bitter people?

No

tampopo

yeah, a biter, why not?

The Queen

I like to bite, and be bitten! Rarrr.

me pain*





*not too much though!

DEmeant0r

The Queen wrote: »

I like to bite, and be bitten! Rarrr.

me pain*





*not too much though!

Lucky David then