Steak Toaster?

Will · 21-02-2008 12:12PM #1

Dearest brethren,

On my travels I came across this, I know it is frowned upon to do your own cooking. However, imagine grabbing a nice big steak and just popping it in the toaster? That surely cannot count, and if it does, well makes it easier on the wimmins.

Now, behold the future in laziness, I give you the steak toaster!

http://gizmodo.com/358671/a-steak-toaster-did-you-hear-me-i-said-a-steak-toaster

_blank_ · 21-02-2008 12:13PM

I don't like the idea of this one bit tbh.

A decent steak has to be done in a frying pan imo. A searing hot one.

None of this toasting business for me.

Sure that's only a step away from a george formby thingy.

Cathmandooo · 21-02-2008 12:15PM

you'd lose all the meaty juices :eek:

That would be one crap steak!

feylya · 21-02-2008 12:16PM

Pah. You take a steak, you show one side of it the pan, then you show the other side of it to the pan, then you put it on a plate and eat it. Toasting steaks, blasphemy!

_blank_ · 21-02-2008 12:18PM

feylya wrote: »

Pah. You take a steak, you show one side of it the pan, then you show the other side of it to the pan, then you put it on a plate and eat it. Toasting steaks, blasphemy!

QFT.

When I'm finished my steak I like the remnants on the plate to be purple. After the blood has mixed with the Gravy or Pepper sauce.

I like to be able to converse in moos to my steak.

Will · 21-02-2008 12:20PM

seemingly theres a tray that catches the meaty juices, its not really a toaster, official name is "Ariete SteakHouse Indoor Grill". Well seems like its not a hit with you guys.

Don1 · 21-02-2008 12:22PM

Could be handy to have in a small office canteen or that where you don't have means for frying. Steak for every meal now becomes a reality!!!

It's all about the circumstances. Think of it like a portable tv. You wouldn't use one if you had a big assed flatsceen, but it'd be handy for bringing into the jax! (not the steak toaster the portable tv, although.............)

ShayK1 · 21-02-2008 12:23PM

DesF wrote: »

I like to be able to converse in moos to my steak.

LMAO

Run_to_da_hills · 21-02-2008 12:53PM

I presume this comes with a free Class B fire extinguisher, the person who buys this gadget would be the same person who would be too lazy to clean out the grease drip tray

justsomebloke · 21-02-2008 01:06PM

I have to say using a george foreman is my second favorite way of cooking steak.

yes frying it is best. but it that isn't an option a george foreman is pretty good. just oil the steak, get the george foreman thingy as hot as possible (cause both sides of it are hot it cooks both sides evenly) place steak on it close lid. Get nervous cause you think it is goign to go horribly wrong as you don't trust the george foreman and then take off when cook to requirements.
That said I have a pan and gas and don't have a gorge forman things as they are the ghey so frying FTW

3rd on my list is getting a wimmins to cook it. I don't know steak is like BBQ you just can't trust wimmins to do it justice

Don1 · 21-02-2008 01:06PM

A bbq steak is loverly imo. Marinated for the day before it then just cooked to perfection. Nyom. C'mon summer till I get bbq'ing!!!!!!!!!!!!

ShayK1 · 21-02-2008 01:09PM

Don1 wrote: »

A bbq steak is loverly imo. Marinated for the day before it then just cooked to perfection. Nyom. C'mon summer till I get bbq'ing!!!!!!!!!!!!

you've to learn to cook first!!!!

Maple · 21-02-2008 01:10PM

Don1 wrote: »

A bbq steak is loverly imo. Marinated for the day before it then just cooked to perfection. Nyom. C'mon summer till I get bbq'ing!!!!!!!!!!!!

BGRH BBQ at Don's house.

ShayK1 wrote: »

you've to learn to cook first!!!!

Oooh then again maybe not.

OT no to the steak toaster, all the juices drip out. Would be like chewing rubber. No thanks.

ShayK1 · 21-02-2008 01:13PM

maple wrote: »

BGRH BBQ at Don's house.

Don's house, Shay's house.... same place

Maple · 21-02-2008 01:14PM

ShayK1 wrote: »

Don's house, Shay's house.... same place

For real? Are you one and the same person? :eek:

Don1 · 21-02-2008 01:16PM

ShayK1 wrote: »

you've to learn to cook first!!!!

Oi ya bollix!!!! BBQ is easy, as long as you make sure it's cooked right, and keep H&S (hate that bloody stuff, but it's important) in mind.

It's normal cooking I can't (won't, until now that I have to) do.

Cathmandooo · 21-02-2008 01:17PM

ShayK1 wrote: »

Don's house, Shay's house.... same place

is it? :eek: aw a bbq, dying for the summer now! we should so have a bgrh bbq during the summer!

Don1 · 21-02-2008 01:18PM

In Canada? That's where we'll be living. Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

watna · 21-02-2008 01:19PM

Cathooo wrote: »

is it? :eek: aw a bbq, dying for the summer now! we should so have a bgrh bbq during the summer!

I'm moving to another winter. No bbqs for me until next December

Will you have one for me over the summer when I'm away?!

Cathmandooo · 21-02-2008 01:19PM

Don1 wrote: »

In Canada? That's where we'll be living. Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

aw arent ya's so cute together

a trip to canada can be arranged, how many spare rooms / couches will you have?

Cathmandooo · 21-02-2008 01:21PM

watna wrote: »

I'm moving to another winter. No bbqs for me until next December

Will you have one for me over the summer when I'm away?!

aw bummer

yes we'll have one and have t'internet access to talk to you

you'll have to get some beer and sausages, steaks and burgers to join in with us

Maple · 21-02-2008 01:21PM

Don1 wrote: »

In Canada? That's where we'll be living. Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a Canadian passport. and Cathoo is my...eh...hamster cooking common law wife so you'll have to bring us too.

Slow Motion · 21-02-2008 01:22PM

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ShayK1 · 21-02-2008 01:23PM

maple wrote: »

For real? Are you one and the same person? :eek:

nope. not in body anyway.. only in personality

Cathmandooo · 21-02-2008 01:23PM

maple wrote: »

I have a Canadian passport. and Cathoo is my...eh...hamster cooking common law wife so you'll have to bring us too.

I'm so honoured

I DOOOOOOOOOO!!!

ShayK1 · 21-02-2008 01:24PM

Don1 wrote: »

Oi ya bollix!!!! BBQ is easy, as long as you make sure it's cooked right, and keep H&S (hate that bloody stuff, but it's important) in mind.

It's normal cooking I can't (won't, until now that I have to) do.

I'm kinda afraid of BBQs. Never really know if the meat is cooked fully

ShayK1 · 21-02-2008 01:25PM

Cathooo wrote: »

aw arent ya's so cute together

a trip to canada can be arranged, how many spare rooms / couches will you have?

1 bed, 2 men, 1 Cathoo

Edit: And Maple to supervise

ShayK1 · 21-02-2008 01:25PM

Cathooo wrote: »

is it? :eek:

Yes

Cathmandooo · 21-02-2008 01:26PM

ShayK1 wrote: »

I'm kinda afraid of BBQs. Never really know if the meat is cooked fully

food poison is all part of the experience

ShayK1 · 21-02-2008 01:27PM

Cathooo wrote: »

food poison is all part of the experience

thats just nasty. I really don't want food poison

Cathmandooo · 21-02-2008 01:28PM

ShayK1 wrote: »

1 bed, 2 men, 1 Cathoo

Edit: And Maple to supervise

:eek::eek: wehey

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