Steak Toaster?

Will

Dearest brethren,

On my travels I came across this, I know it is frowned upon to do your own cooking. However, imagine grabbing a nice big steak and just popping it in the toaster? That surely cannot count, and if it does, well makes it easier on the wimmins.

Now, behold the future in laziness, I give you the steak toaster!

http://gizmodo.com/358671/a-steak-toaster-did-you-hear-me-i-said-a-steak-toaster

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I don't like the idea of this one bit tbh.

A decent steak has to be done in a frying pan imo. A searing hot one.

None of this toasting business for me.

Sure that's only a step away from a george formby thingy.

Cathmandooo

you'd lose all the meaty juices :eek:

That would be one crap steak!

feylya

Pah. You take a steak, you show one side of it the pan, then you show the other side of it to the pan, then you put it on a plate and eat it. Toasting steaks, blasphemy!

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feylya wrote: »

Pah. You take a steak, you show one side of it the pan, then you show the other side of it to the pan, then you put it on a plate and eat it. Toasting steaks, blasphemy!

QFT.

When I'm finished my steak I like the remnants on the plate to be purple. After the blood has mixed with the Gravy or Pepper sauce.

I like to be able to converse in moos to my steak.

Will

seemingly theres a tray that catches the meaty juices, its not really a toaster, official name is "Ariete SteakHouse Indoor Grill". Well seems like its not a hit with you guys.

Don1

Could be handy to have in a small office canteen or that where you don't have means for frying. Steak for every meal now becomes a reality!!!

It's all about the circumstances. Think of it like a portable tv. You wouldn't use one if you had a big assed flatsceen, but it'd be handy for bringing into the jax! (not the steak toaster the portable tv, although.............)

ShayK1

DesF wrote: »

I like to be able to converse in moos to my steak.

LMAO

Run_to_da_hills

I presume this comes with a free Class B fire extinguisher, the person who buys this gadget would be the same person who would be too lazy to clean out the grease drip tray

justsomebloke

I have to say using a george foreman is my second favorite way of cooking steak.

yes frying it is best. but it that isn't an option a george foreman is pretty good. just oil the steak, get the george foreman thingy as hot as possible (cause both sides of it are hot it cooks both sides evenly) place steak on it close lid. Get nervous cause you think it is goign to go horribly wrong as you don't trust the george foreman and then take off when cook to requirements.
That said I have a pan and gas and don't have a gorge forman things as they are the ghey so frying FTW

3rd on my list is getting a wimmins to cook it. I don't know steak is like BBQ you just can't trust wimmins to do it justice

Don1

A bbq steak is loverly imo. Marinated for the day before it then just cooked to perfection. Nyom. C'mon summer till I get bbq'ing!!!!!!!!!!!!

ShayK1

Don1 wrote: »

A bbq steak is loverly imo. Marinated for the day before it then just cooked to perfection. Nyom. C'mon summer till I get bbq'ing!!!!!!!!!!!!

you've to learn to cook first!!!!

Maple

Don1 wrote: »

A bbq steak is loverly imo. Marinated for the day before it then just cooked to perfection. Nyom. C'mon summer till I get bbq'ing!!!!!!!!!!!!

BGRH BBQ at Don's house.

ShayK1 wrote: »

you've to learn to cook first!!!!

Oooh then again maybe not.

OT no to the steak toaster, all the juices drip out. Would be like chewing rubber. No thanks.

ShayK1

maple wrote: »

BGRH BBQ at Don's house.

Don's house, Shay's house.... same place

Maple

ShayK1 wrote: »

Don's house, Shay's house.... same place

For real? Are you one and the same person? :eek:

Don1

ShayK1 wrote: »

you've to learn to cook first!!!!

Oi ya bollix!!!! BBQ is easy, as long as you make sure it's cooked right, and keep H&S (hate that bloody stuff, but it's important) in mind.

It's normal cooking I can't (won't, until now that I have to) do.

Cathmandooo

ShayK1 wrote: »

Don's house, Shay's house.... same place

is it? :eek: aw a bbq, dying for the summer now! we should so have a bgrh bbq during the summer!

Don1

In Canada? That's where we'll be living. Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

watna

Cathooo wrote: »

is it? :eek: aw a bbq, dying for the summer now! we should so have a bgrh bbq during the summer!

I'm moving to another winter. No bbqs for me until next December

Will you have one for me over the summer when I'm away?!

Cathmandooo

Don1 wrote: »

In Canada? That's where we'll be living. Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

aw arent ya's so cute together

a trip to canada can be arranged, how many spare rooms / couches will you have?

Cathmandooo

watna wrote: »

I'm moving to another winter. No bbqs for me until next December

Will you have one for me over the summer when I'm away?!

aw bummer yes we'll have one and have t'internet access to talk to you you'll have to get some beer and sausages, steaks and burgers to join in with us

Maple

Don1 wrote: »

In Canada? That's where we'll be living. Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a Canadian passport. and Cathoo is my...eh...hamster cooking common law wife so you'll have to bring us too.

Slow Motion

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ShayK1

maple wrote: »

For real? Are you one and the same person? :eek:

nope. not in body anyway.. only in personality

Cathmandooo

maple wrote: »

I have a Canadian passport. and Cathoo is my...eh...hamster cooking common law wife so you'll have to bring us too.

I'm so honoured I DOOOOOOOOOO!!!

ShayK1

Don1 wrote: »

Oi ya bollix!!!! BBQ is easy, as long as you make sure it's cooked right, and keep H&S (hate that bloody stuff, but it's important) in mind.

It's normal cooking I can't (won't, until now that I have to) do.

I'm kinda afraid of BBQs. Never really know if the meat is cooked fully

ShayK1

Cathooo wrote: »

aw arent ya's so cute together

a trip to canada can be arranged, how many spare rooms / couches will you have?

1 bed, 2 men, 1 Cathoo

Edit: And Maple to supervise

ShayK1

Cathooo wrote: »

is it? :eek:

Yes

Cathmandooo

ShayK1 wrote: »

I'm kinda afraid of BBQs. Never really know if the meat is cooked fully

food poison is all part of the experience

ShayK1

Cathooo wrote: »

food poison is all part of the experience

thats just nasty. I really don't want food poison

Cathmandooo

ShayK1 wrote: »

1 bed, 2 men, 1 Cathoo

Edit: And Maple to supervise

:eek::eek: wehey

Don1

Steak on a bbq is easy just seal it. It gets dangerous with meats like sausage and burgers where the inside has been exposed to the air and so need to be cooked through. Still though, if the coals are nice and grey with no flames, once the outside is blackened with carcenogenic goodness the inside should be done (unless the burgers are fat)
BBQ banana meant to be nice to. (wrap in tinfoil and cook for a few minutes)

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watna wrote: »

I'm moving to another winter.

Jaysis, I forgot about that.

Hate to be you.

I got snowed into Dunedin in the June I was there. Is there a town with less to do in the whole world? I doubt it.

Maple

ShayK1 wrote: »

1 bed, 2 men, 1 Cathoo

Edit: And Maple to supervise

Cathooo wrote: »

:eek::eek: wehey

LOL. where did you leave my dominatrix outfit after you collected it from the dry cleaners?

Cathmandooo

maple wrote: »

LOL. where did you leave my dominatrix outfit after you collected it from the dry cleaners?

I don't know what you're talking about :cool:

ShayK1

maple wrote: »

LOL. where did you leave my dominatrix outfit after you collected it from the dry cleaners?

OOPs!!!


You might want to take it back to the cleaners... sorry

Don1

maple: pvc wipe clean stuff ftw!!!

I'm looking forward to Canada even more now. Any other wimmins want to join in? Sexy party!!! :D:D:D

ShayK1

Cathooo wrote: »

god, myself and maple came on this thread to help the brothers out with the cooking, like the good wimmins that we are and it turns into a romp with don and shay

like the good men that we are

Cathmandooo

god, myself and maple came on this thread to help the brothers out with the cooking, like the good wimmins that we are and it turns into a romp with don and shay

Cathmandooo

ShayK1 wrote: »

like the good men that we are

QFT

Don1

I fail to see a problem with this.............

Romps ftw, then a few toasted steaks afterwards!! You see how handy they could be. Instead of a lamp plugged in beside the bed have a steak toaster!! Plates in the locker if you really want them and bingo, no need to leave the bed!! (a mini fridge for the meat prior to cooking could also be handy)

Maple

Cathooo wrote: »

god, myself and maple came on this thread to help the brothers out with the cooking, like the good wimmins that we are and it turns into a romp with don and shay

LMAO.

Cathmandooo

Don1 wrote: »

I fail to see a problem with this.............

Romps ftw, then a few toasted steaks afterwards!! You see how handy they could be. Instead of a lamp plugged in beside the bed have a steak toaster!! Plates in the locker if you really want them and bingo, no need to leave the bed!! (a mini fridge for the meat prior to cooking could also be handy)

ye need the mini fridge for the beer too, and whipped cream.

thank god it's lunchtime, getting carried away now

Don1

Not whipped cream, cream in a can. easier to apply and lasts longer in the fridge with it's UHTness, although with two wimmins requiring spray on cream bikinis I don't think it lasting would be an issue!

Run_to_da_hills

A 24 Hour Mc Donalds did a home delivery service would be a better option, at least you wouldnt have to wash up.

Don1

Steak toaster and disposable chopsticks/cutlery/corn on the cob spike things? Still no wash up and no need to resort to McDonalds.

Ginny

i is tired so not reading back over the whole thread buuttttt if you want your steak done like the restaurants the trick is either fry it or grill it and for the last few minutes bake it in a hot oven in some foil.
Although I like it still mooing...:D

Tom Dunne

Personally, I prefer to dispense with this whole cooking lark, a mere gentle heating of said steak does me.

Steak Toaster = George Forman

That's all.

Run_to_da_hills

Don1 wrote: »

Steak toaster and disposable chopsticks/cutlery/corn on the cob spike things? Still no wash up and no need to resort to McDonalds.

Try cutting into a 16oz medium rear in half with a disposable knife

Don1

True, pair of welding gloves and eat it with yer hands!!! RRRAAARRR!!!!

Robbo

Don1 wrote: »

True, pair of welding gloves and eat it with yer hands!!! RRRAAARRR!!!!

One of the best steaks I've eaten in my life was just fired into a large wood fire with a metal grille twixt two blazing logs, lifted out 2 mins later and eaten out of my hands.