Steak Toaster?

Don1

Steak on a bbq is easy just seal it. It gets dangerous with meats like sausage and burgers where the inside has been exposed to the air and so need to be cooked through. Still though, if the coals are nice and grey with no flames, once the outside is blackened with carcenogenic goodness the inside should be done (unless the burgers are fat)
BBQ banana meant to be nice to. (wrap in tinfoil and cook for a few minutes)

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watna wrote: »

I'm moving to another winter.

Jaysis, I forgot about that.

Hate to be you.

I got snowed into Dunedin in the June I was there. Is there a town with less to do in the whole world? I doubt it.

Maple

ShayK1 wrote: »

1 bed, 2 men, 1 Cathoo

Edit: And Maple to supervise

Cathooo wrote: »

:eek::eek: wehey

LOL. where did you leave my dominatrix outfit after you collected it from the dry cleaners?

Cathmandooo

maple wrote: »

LOL. where did you leave my dominatrix outfit after you collected it from the dry cleaners?

I don't know what you're talking about :cool:

ShayK1

maple wrote: »

LOL. where did you leave my dominatrix outfit after you collected it from the dry cleaners?

OOPs!!!


You might want to take it back to the cleaners... sorry

Don1

maple: pvc wipe clean stuff ftw!!!

I'm looking forward to Canada even more now. Any other wimmins want to join in? Sexy party!!! :D:D:D

ShayK1

Cathooo wrote: »

god, myself and maple came on this thread to help the brothers out with the cooking, like the good wimmins that we are and it turns into a romp with don and shay

like the good men that we are

Cathmandooo

god, myself and maple came on this thread to help the brothers out with the cooking, like the good wimmins that we are and it turns into a romp with don and shay

Cathmandooo

ShayK1 wrote: »

like the good men that we are

QFT

Don1

I fail to see a problem with this.............

Romps ftw, then a few toasted steaks afterwards!! You see how handy they could be. Instead of a lamp plugged in beside the bed have a steak toaster!! Plates in the locker if you really want them and bingo, no need to leave the bed!! (a mini fridge for the meat prior to cooking could also be handy)

Maple

Cathooo wrote: »

god, myself and maple came on this thread to help the brothers out with the cooking, like the good wimmins that we are and it turns into a romp with don and shay

LMAO.

Cathmandooo

Don1 wrote: »

I fail to see a problem with this.............

Romps ftw, then a few toasted steaks afterwards!! You see how handy they could be. Instead of a lamp plugged in beside the bed have a steak toaster!! Plates in the locker if you really want them and bingo, no need to leave the bed!! (a mini fridge for the meat prior to cooking could also be handy)

ye need the mini fridge for the beer too, and whipped cream.

thank god it's lunchtime, getting carried away now

Don1

Not whipped cream, cream in a can. easier to apply and lasts longer in the fridge with it's UHTness, although with two wimmins requiring spray on cream bikinis I don't think it lasting would be an issue!

Run_to_da_hills

A 24 Hour Mc Donalds did a home delivery service would be a better option, at least you wouldnt have to wash up.

Don1

Steak toaster and disposable chopsticks/cutlery/corn on the cob spike things? Still no wash up and no need to resort to McDonalds.

Ginny

i is tired so not reading back over the whole thread buuttttt if you want your steak done like the restaurants the trick is either fry it or grill it and for the last few minutes bake it in a hot oven in some foil.
Although I like it still mooing...:D

Tom Dunne

Personally, I prefer to dispense with this whole cooking lark, a mere gentle heating of said steak does me.

Steak Toaster = George Forman

That's all.

Run_to_da_hills

Don1 wrote: »

Steak toaster and disposable chopsticks/cutlery/corn on the cob spike things? Still no wash up and no need to resort to McDonalds.

Try cutting into a 16oz medium rear in half with a disposable knife

Don1

True, pair of welding gloves and eat it with yer hands!!! RRRAAARRR!!!!

Robbo

Don1 wrote: »

True, pair of welding gloves and eat it with yer hands!!! RRRAAARRR!!!!

One of the best steaks I've eaten in my life was just fired into a large wood fire with a metal grille twixt two blazing logs, lifted out 2 mins later and eaten out of my hands.

The Hill Billy

Wilburt wrote: »

I know it is frowned upon to do your own cooking.

I beg to differ. But that toaster-thing is a metro cooking appliance.

There are three ways to cook a steak:

Method 1 - Heat frying pan until it is really hot. Fry steak to your liking. Eat.
Method 2 - Light BBQ. Fry steak to your liking. Eat.
Method 3 (preferred) - Get angle grinder, chop off horns. Get Kleenex, wipe ârse (the cow's). Eat.


Don & Shay - Do I detect a hint of lavender?

Don1

Hill Billy wrote: »

Don & Shay - Do I detect a hint of lavender?

Eh, no, unless that's the scent coming from the hot massage oils being applied to zee hawt nekkid wimmins at the sexeh party!!

I would only use steak toaster as an emergency alternative like in the bedroom as detailed above, or in the jacks or somewhere.............. :eek:

The Hill Billy

Don1 wrote: »

Eh, no, unless that's the scent coming from the hot massage oils being applied to zee hawt nekkid wimmins at the sexeh party!!

I foresee some manner of "Canadian Pie"-type escapades in the offing. Ladies & gentlemen I give you "The Don-meister" & "The Shay-minator"!

ShayK1

Watch this space.... ' '



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Don1

Hill Billy wrote: »

I foresee some manner of "Canadian Pie"-type escapades in the offing. Ladies & gentlemen I give you "The Don-meister" & "The Shay-minator"!

Oi, none of that. Think more Old School and the KY wrestling.

Shame on you for likening your fellow brethren to that weasle like ginger headed sexless freak!!!! :eek: