Ah, the folly of youth

Duckjob · 30-01-2008 01:15PM

Mairt wrote:

I see Terry is hoovering too....

Que the theme from Rocky, 'cause someones gonna getting an ass whooping I think.

I know what you mean. I regularly fantazise about watching Terry hoovering too. In suspenders.

I can see the whiney feedback thread already....

OT, I enjoyed the story. Jaysus what a binty little slapper.

Popinjay · 30-01-2008 01:18PM

Good story. Now we just have to wait for the driver of said Micra to check AH later. Maybe she's a regular....

Now that would be a wonderful epilogue.

*crosses fingers*

Maximilian · 30-01-2008 01:19PM

Hardly a mundane post.

For future reference, this is a mundane post.

humanji · 30-01-2008 01:19PM

Well, it's the threatening PM he sent me that will probably see him gone.

Canis Lupus · 30-01-2008 01:20PM

humanji wrote: »

Well, it's the threatening PM he sent me that will probably see him gone.

oooh post it up!

humanji · 30-01-2008 01:22PM

That would just be childish!

I forwarded on to Anonymous. Their justice is swift! They are Legion!

Actually, I really have to say that I was a little disappointed. I hardly ever get PM's and when I do, it's rubbish like that. I feel so unloved

Dinter · 30-01-2008 01:23PM

See this is what happens when people keep too tight a hold on their emotions.

OP when the driver didn't move on the amber light you should have snarled and smashed your car into the back of hers sending her careering into the path of an oncoming semi. Her mate who was turning around to give you the finger would have being hurled sideways out of the drivers window to lie dashed and broken, her guts spattered on the verge. Then you should have gotten out of the car and dragged the driver out of what remained of the micra and over to the side of the road so you could kerb her like in American History X. Then you should have lit a cigarette and after taking a good long drag, smile sardonically to yourself before flicking the butt into the pool of petrol dripping from the shattered hulk of the car. After the ensuing fireball takes out a couple of passing rubberneckers you should have turned on your heel and gone home to post on After Hours.

Now that would have been a post.

Adam · 30-01-2008 01:24PM

The rest of the thread was more amusing than the story. But none the less, boo urns etc.

Slow Motion · 30-01-2008 01:27PM

humanji wrote: »

Don't worry, he's just about to be banned.

Duckjob wrote: »

I know what you mean. I regularly fantazise about watching Terry hoovering too. In suspenders.

I can see the whiney feedback thread already.....

Jaysus, I can see the nightmares coming!

OP Nice story, I like to think Karma has a sense of humour and isn't the bitch some would have you believe!

humanji · 30-01-2008 01:30PM

Ah well, Ruu banned him because he was a returnign banned user. Pity, this one could of been stretched out a while.

If anyone wants to send me a threatening PM, feel free. I'd like the company

*sniff*

Dudess · 30-01-2008 01:30PM

Slow Motion wrote: »

I like to think Karoma has a sense of humour and isn't the bitch some would have you believe!

That's where you're wrong...

Petey2006 · 30-01-2008 01:32PM

Popinjay wrote: »

Good story. Now we just have to wait for the driver of said Micra to check AH later. Maybe she's a regular....

Now that would be a wonderful epilogue.

*crosses fingers*

Ya know, deep down, I must admit, I really do hope that might happen!!

30-01-2008 01:37PM

BillyoftheBeast wrote: »

Knickers in a twist indeed. The story was crap and I said so. Lets move on from this

Hey you there, go swallow a knife

>

I thought the story was a good example of Karma.

david1two3 · 30-01-2008 01:41PM

Petey2006 wrote: »

So I'm driving along the Stillorgan dual carriageway on Sunday, about 1pm. The traffic was stopped at the intersection at RTE, and I'm a couple of cars back, behind a black Nissan Micra with an L plate on it. The lights turn green, and the cars take off. The Micra stalls and cuts out. I'm sitting there patiently, waiting for the driver of the Micra to get the car started and take off. But the lights turn amber, then red. Ah well, I think, happens to us all.

Then, the driver of the Micra, this young wan, no more than nineteen (I'm by no means old, I'm 26), turns around and flips me the bird, and her mate, turns and laughs. Had I done something to warrant this? Not at all. I never cursed nor beeped nor showed any sign of that which can be construed as road rage. So I'm like :eek:

The lights turn green and we all take off. I decide to switch to the outside lane, indicate, move over, and accelerate. Just as I approach the rear of the Micra, the little princess decides she wants to switch lane and swings out with no sign of indication or anything like that. I hit the breaks and lean on the horn. Now, obviously I distracted the girl from adjusting her face in the mirror or something like that, and she swings back into her original lane, loses control of the car and almost causes an accident, leading to two other cars giving her a blast of the horn. As I passed the car, had a glance in at the girls and they were raging. I couldn't help but smile. Fate, it seemed, was in a generous mood that day.

The new Gorge Borewell if may be so blue tuewe, dont mind the "****".I think hes telling us about the snow thats falling down his way or it could be code for coke

Dudess · 30-01-2008 01:49PM

Er... what?

Slow Motion · 30-01-2008 01:50PM

Dudess wrote: »

That's where you're wrong...

Jaysus I'm a tad slow today, I had to go back and check my post!:p

Slow Motion · 30-01-2008 01:51PM

david1two3 wrote: »

The new Gorge Borewell if may be so blue tuewe, dont mind the "****".I think hes telling us about the snow thats falling down his way or it could be code for coke

Confused would we

ScumLord · 30-01-2008 01:57PM

Dinter wrote: »

See this is what happens when people keep too tight a hold on their emotions.

OP when the driver didn't move on the amber light you should have snarled and smashed your car into the back of hers sending her careering into the path of an oncoming semi. Her mate who was turning around to give you the finger would have being hurled sideways out of the drivers window to lie dashed and broken, her guts spattered on the verge. Then you should have gotten out of the car and dragged the driver out of what remained of the micra and over to the side of the road so you could kerb her like in American History X. Then you should have lit a cigarette and after taking a good long drag, smile sardonically to yourself before flicking the butt into the pool of petrol dripping from the shattered hulk of the car. After the ensuing fireball takes out a couple of passing rubberneckers you should have turned on your heel and gone home to post on After Hours.

Now that would have been a post.

But then your just going to be stuck with a bill for fixing your front bumper and not to mention the ruined clothes. It's much better to get in front of her and jam on the brakes so her estate can foot the bill.

WindSock · 30-01-2008 02:05PM

Petey2006 wrote: »

turns around and flips me the bird,

What the hell does that mean? Flipping the bird

Duckjob · 30-01-2008 02:12PM

WindSock wrote: »

What the hell does that mean? Flipping the bird

Gave him the middle finger.

humanji · 30-01-2008 02:16PM

WindSock wrote: »

What the hell does that mean? Flipping the bird

It's slang for oral sex

localhothead · 30-01-2008 02:25PM

Dinter wrote: »

See this is what happens when people keep too tight a hold on their emotions.

OP when the driver didn't move on the amber light you should have snarled and smashed your car into the back of hers sending her careering into the path of an oncoming semi. Her mate who was turning around to give you the finger would have being hurled sideways out of the drivers window to lie dashed and broken, her guts spattered on the verge. Then you should have gotten out of the car and dragged the driver out of what remained of the micra and over to the side of the road so you could kerb her like in American History X. Then you should have lit a cigarette and after taking a good long drag, smile sardonically to yourself before flicking the butt into the pool of petrol dripping from the shattered hulk of the car. After the ensuing fireball takes out a couple of passing rubberneckers you should have turned on your heel and gone home to post on After Hours.

Now that would have been a post.

Now that would have been Karma

"karma is back, and he's p1ssed off! "

I would have laffed myself sick

Petey2006 · 30-01-2008 02:30PM

Dinter wrote: »

See this is what happens when people keep too tight a hold on their emotions.

OP when the driver didn't move on the amber light you should have snarled and smashed your car into the back of hers sending her careering into the path of an oncoming semi. Her mate who was turning around to give you the finger would have being hurled sideways out of the drivers window to lie dashed and broken, her guts spattered on the verge. Then you should have gotten out of the car and dragged the driver out of what remained of the micra and over to the side of the road so you could kerb her like in American History X. Then you should have lit a cigarette and after taking a good long drag, smile sardonically to yourself before flicking the butt into the pool of petrol dripping from the shattered hulk of the car. After the ensuing fireball takes out a couple of passing rubberneckers you should have turned on your heel and gone home to post on After Hours.

Now that would have been a post.

Damn it. You always come up with a better plan after the fact. I shall certainly bear this in mind next time I'm on the road.

Dave! · 30-01-2008 02:33PM

KaG1888 wrote: »

I thought the story was a good example of Karoma.

Wut? He wasn't even in the story...

sheesh

Dudess · 30-01-2008 02:45PM

Meh, I got to use that gag first Dave

Posters, in order to avoid smart-arse karma/Karoma rebuttals, remember it's "kharma" not "karma"

Kintarō Hattori · 30-01-2008 04:27PM

humanji wrote: »

Well, it's the threatening PM he sent me that will probably see him gone.

Yep I got one of them too. Glad to see the back of him!

30-01-2008 04:35PM

DaveMcG wrote: »

Wut? He wasn't even in the story...

sheesh

Hey you there, dont be mixing my wordz

. If Karoma was involved there would of been at least 12 deaths

Donegal Lass · 30-01-2008 04:46PM

eo980 wrote: »

Yep I got one of them too. Glad to see the back of him!

ditto

Karoma · 30-01-2008 04:49PM

Folks, back on the original topic.
BillyoftheBeast: you do not have 'free speech'. You have the right to remain silent; use it.

watna · 30-01-2008 04:51PM

eo980 wrote: »

Yep I got one of them too. Glad to see the back of him!

i didn't get one. /feels left out

and now the ruubot has hunted him down.

Ah, the folly of youth

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