What they get up to in Borneo

monkeyfudge · 07-01-2008 05:01PM

Oh sure... when Clint Eastwood does it, it's a lovable romp...

Some lads from Borneo do it and everyone is shocked...

I haven't actually seen the film "Every Which Way But Loose" But I imagine this is what it's about.

ScumLord · 07-01-2008 05:02PM

Karoma wrote: »

As the nun said: Go and try ride a wild primate.

The chimpanzee, and many other primates in captivity would probably have no problem giving it up for free to man. It's 'socially' acceptable for them. Why not let them earn their keep? Even more so than for the women of Sligo. Maybe this is the way forward? How long before see chimpanzees on the streets of Sligo whoring themselves?
I do disagree with the shaving part, at any rate. If the Sligo women don't have to, why should the chimpanzees?!

That's terrible and simply untrue, your thinking of bonobo monkeys. They'll ride anything. Chimpanzees are fairly violent and would probably rip the lad off you and eat it while you lay on the ground screaming.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 07-01-2008 05:07PM

Karoma wrote: »

OMG! SEXIST!!!1! It's OK to be hairy if you're a male primate but not if you're female?! ADMIRE HER FOR HER TRUE & INNER BEAUTY!
I'm tempted to break your post away and move it to The Ladies Lounge. That'll learn ya...or them. Either way, I'd be amused.

Hmm... Shaven Orangatans and loads of angry feminists... Now you're talking!

Archeron · 07-01-2008 05:08PM

Which primates is it that have the luminous red glow in the dark arses? You could even find those ones at night.

Hagar · 07-01-2008 05:08PM

humbert wrote: »

people are paying to shag the monkey.

I suppose spanking the monkey is S&M in Borneo.

GhostInTheRuins · 07-01-2008 05:09PM

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Oh sure... when Clint Eastwood does it, it's a lovable romp...

Some lads from Borneo do it and everyone is shocked...

I haven't actually seen the film "Every Which Way But Loose" But I imagine this is what it's about.

There you go yappin' about what you don't have a clue about. Mr. Eastwood never gets any further than foreplay with his monkey in that film, so this is completely different.

monkeyfudge · 07-01-2008 05:10PM

Karoma wrote: »

... Where's monkeyfudge?!

Sorry... my radioactive monkeysense doesn't tingle too much when orangutans are involved.

bill_ashmount · 07-01-2008 05:13PM

Sick people

cellulite_sally · 07-01-2008 05:26PM

On a side note I know i said SOME women in sligo are animals but where did the national outcry come from

Karoma · 07-01-2008 05:30PM

Archeron wrote: »

Which primates is it that have the luminous red glow in the dark arses? You could even find those ones at night.

Babbooooooonnnns.

ScumLord wrote: »

That's terrible and simply untrue, your thinking of bonobo monkeys. They'll ride anything. Chimpanzees are fairly violent and would probably rip the lad off you and eat it while you lay on the ground screaming.

Ah, we come from different worlds. I know Sligo women and I know Chimpanzees - both would happily give it up. You are right about the risks though. Although, if you train 'em and keep 'em right (Like in the article), the risks are greatly reduced.

bill_ashmount wrote: »

Sick people

Us or the ones in Borneo?

oleras · 07-01-2008 05:48PM

cellulite_sally wrote: »

........ where did the national outcry come from

It has always been there, it never goes away................ Kinda like the winter vomiting bug.....

Jack Sheehan · 07-01-2008 05:49PM

Also I'm reminded of Sam and Max series 1

Sam: 'Why do we still shop at Bosco's?'
Max: They're the only ones who stock those monkey crackers I got hooked on in Borneo'

bill_ashmount · 07-01-2008 05:51PM

Karoma wrote: »

Us or the ones in Borneo?

Hehe, a bit of both......

Oriel · 07-01-2008 06:04PM

Hagar wrote: »

I suppose spanking the monkey is S&M in Borneo.

Excellent!

Latchy · 07-01-2008 10:33PM

oleras wrote: »

?? Dont understand the outrage, there is stuff like this happening in places like Sligo all the time, just replace monkey with farmyard animal.

Not to mention the sheep in the fields ....

Gran Hermano · 07-01-2008 10:39PM

First red-heads and now orangutans, is there no level to how low
people will stoop to fulfill their ginger-fetish.

Jesus Wept · 07-01-2008 10:39PM

Didn't they give Sigourney Weaver an oscar for mating with gorillas in the jungle.
Seems like double standards to me.

Latchy · 07-01-2008 10:44PM

What about joy Adams and the lioness Elsa , there was somthing going on there i tell ya .She hated her husband prefering to be with Elsa and he likewise .

Poor bastard husband must regret bring Elsa home he he ......:D

Maximilian · 07-01-2008 10:49PM

The-Rigger wrote: »

Didn't they give Sigourney Weaver an oscar for mating with gorillas in the jungle.
Seems like double standards to me.

I don't think she actually ****ed them. She just let the apes perform the Reverse-Spiderman™ on her.

orestes · 15-01-2008 02:22AM

The monkey was probably doing it to feed a drug habit. Yet another example of an all too common story. When will people learn, just say no

Kold · 15-01-2008 03:17AM

Hahaha, from heinous animal cruelty to the quality of the women in the wesht. I love the interweb.

randylonghorn · 15-01-2008 04:02AM

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Whoa whoa whoa! Sligo women may be hairyier than a shaved Orangutan but at least most of them smell better!

Been upping your game recently, Hail?

KTRIC · 15-01-2008 11:33AM

Well its been proven that AIDS was passed over from primates to Humans. So that there is the missing link. I'd say this sort of sh!t has been going on for years.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 15-01-2008 12:08PM

randylonghorn wrote: »

Been upping your game recently, Hail?

No...

togster · 15-01-2008 01:37PM

KTRIC wrote: »

Well its been proven that AIDS was passed over from primates to Humans. So that there is the missing link. I'd say this sort of sh!t has been going on for years.

And yours is where exactly to prove this?

Maximilian · 15-01-2008 01:49PM

According to that infallible source, wikipedia

Most experts believe that HIV probably transferred to humans as a result of direct contact with primates, for instance during hunting or butchery.[142] A more controversial theory known as the OPV AIDS hypothesis suggests that the AIDS epidemic was inadvertently started in the late 1950s in the Belgian Congo by Hilary Koprowski's research into a polio vaccine.

I think by hunting & butchery, they actually mean monkey-bum sex. Its a pretty thinly veiled reference. Also, apparently in gay circles "research" is code for "bum exploration" and "polio vaccine" means monkey bums.

Q.E.D tbh.

What they get up to in Borneo

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