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What they get up to in Borneo

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    #32
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Oh sure... when Clint Eastwood does it, it's a lovable romp...

    Some lads from Borneo do it and everyone is shocked...

    I haven't actually seen the film "Every Which Way But Loose" But I imagine this is what it's about.


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    #33
    ScumLord
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    Karoma wrote: »
    As the nun said: Go and try ride a wild primate.


    The chimpanzee, and many other primates in captivity would probably have no problem giving it up for free to man. It's 'socially' acceptable for them. Why not let them earn their keep? Even more so than for the women of Sligo. Maybe this is the way forward? How long before see chimpanzees on the streets of Sligo whoring themselves?
    I do disagree with the shaving part, at any rate. If the Sligo women don't have to, why should the chimpanzees?!
    That's terrible and simply untrue, your thinking of bonobo monkeys. They'll ride anything. Chimpanzees are fairly violent and would probably rip the lad off you and eat it while you lay on the ground screaming.


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    #34
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Karoma wrote: »
    OMG! SEXIST!!!1! It's OK to be hairy if you're a male primate but not if you're female?! ADMIRE HER FOR HER TRUE & INNER BEAUTY!
    I'm tempted to break your post away and move it to The Ladies Lounge. That'll learn ya...or them. Either way, I'd be amused.

    Hmm... Shaven Orangatans and loads of angry feminists... Now you're talking!


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    #35
    Archeron
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    Which primates is it that have the luminous red glow in the dark arses? You could even find those ones at night.


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    #36
    Hagar
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    humbert wrote: »
    people are paying to shag the monkey.
    I suppose spanking the monkey is S&M in Borneo.


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    #37
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users Posts: 5,962 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Oh sure... when Clint Eastwood does it, it's a lovable romp...

    Some lads from Borneo do it and everyone is shocked...

    I haven't actually seen the film "Every Which Way But Loose" But I imagine this is what it's about.

    There you go yappin' about what you don't have a clue about. Mr. Eastwood never gets any further than foreplay with his monkey in that film, so this is completely different.


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    #38
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Karoma wrote: »
    ... Where's monkeyfudge?!

    Sorry... my radioactive monkeysense doesn't tingle too much when orangutans are involved.


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    #39
    bill_ashmount
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    Sick people :(


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    #40
    cellulite_sally
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭cellulite_sally


    On a side note I know i said SOME women in sligo are animals but where did the national outcry come from :)


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    #41
    Karoma
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    Archeron wrote: »
    Which primates is it that have the luminous red glow in the dark arses? You could even find those ones at night.
    Babbooooooonnnns.
    ScumLord wrote: »
    That's terrible and simply untrue, your thinking of bonobo monkeys. They'll ride anything. Chimpanzees are fairly violent and would probably rip the lad off you and eat it while you lay on the ground screaming.
    Ah, we come from different worlds. I know Sligo women and I know Chimpanzees - both would happily give it up. You are right about the risks though. Although, if you train 'em and keep 'em right (Like in the article), the risks are greatly reduced.
    bill_ashmount wrote: »
    Sick people :(
    Us or the ones in Borneo?


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    #42
    oleras
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    cellulite_sally wrote: »
    ........ where did the national outcry come from :)

    It has always been there, it never goes away................ Kinda like the winter vomiting bug.....


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    #43
    Jack Sheehan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    Also I'm reminded of Sam and Max series 1

    Sam: 'Why do we still shop at Bosco's?'
    Max: They're the only ones who stock those monkey crackers I got hooked on in Borneo'


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    #44
    bill_ashmount
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    Karoma wrote: »


    Us or the ones in Borneo?


    Hehe, a bit of both......


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    #45
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Hagar wrote: »
    I suppose spanking the monkey is S&M in Borneo.
    Excellent!


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    #46
    Latchy
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    oleras wrote: »
    ?? Dont understand the outrage, there is stuff like this happening in places like Sligo all the time, just replace monkey with farmyard animal. :D
    Not to mention the sheep in the fields ....


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    #47
    Gran Hermano
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    First red-heads and now orangutans, is there no level to how low
    people will stoop to fulfill their ginger-fetish.


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    #48
    Jesus Wept
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    Didn't they give Sigourney Weaver an oscar for mating with gorillas in the jungle.
    Seems like double standards to me.


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    #49
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    What about joy Adams and the lioness Elsa , there was somthing going on there i tell ya .She hated her husband prefering to be with Elsa and he likewise .

    Poor bastard husband must regret bring Elsa home he he ......:D


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    #50
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Didn't they give Sigourney Weaver an oscar for mating with gorillas in the jungle.
    Seems like double standards to me.

    I don't think she actually ****ed them. She just let the apes perform the Reverse-Spiderman™ on her.


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    #51
    orestes
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    The monkey was probably doing it to feed a drug habit. Yet another example of an all too common story. When will people learn, just say no


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    #52
    Kold
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    Hahaha, from heinous animal cruelty to the quality of the women in the wesht. I love the interweb.


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    #53
    randylonghorn
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    Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »
    Whoa whoa whoa! Sligo women may be hairyier than a shaved Orangutan but at least most of them smell better!
    Been upping your game recently, Hail?


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    #54
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Well its been proven that AIDS was passed over from primates to Humans. So that there is the missing link. I'd say this sort of sh!t has been going on for years.


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    #55
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Been upping your game recently, Hail?

    No... :(


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    #56
    togster
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    KTRIC wrote: »
    Well its been proven that AIDS was passed over from primates to Humans. So that there is the missing link. I'd say this sort of sh!t has been going on for years.

    And yours is where exactly to prove this?


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    #57
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    According to that infallible source, wikipedia
    Most experts believe that HIV probably transferred to humans as a result of direct contact with primates, for instance during hunting or butchery.[142] A more controversial theory known as the OPV AIDS hypothesis suggests that the AIDS epidemic was inadvertently started in the late 1950s in the Belgian Congo by Hilary Koprowski's research into a polio vaccine.

    I think by hunting & butchery, they actually mean monkey-bum sex. Its a pretty thinly veiled reference. Also, apparently in gay circles "research" is code for "bum exploration" and "polio vaccine" means monkey bums.

    Q.E.D tbh.


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