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Random Thought Thursday.....

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭hottstuff


    star-pants wrote: »
    Why did I forget to buy a drink when I was at the shop?

    Because you done a 6euro quickpick? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,845 ✭✭✭RobAMerc


    did anyone notice I didn't make it in today till 2?
    And if not why did i bother coming in at all ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Quality wrote: »
    Should I go for salt and vinegar or buffalo hunky dorys from the vending machine?
    Definitely Buffalo.

    Why is my house phone not working?

    /sips coke that I didn't forget to buy when I was at the shop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 473 ✭✭Ballerina


    RobAMerc wrote: »
    did anyone notice I didn't make it in today till 2?

    yup you lazy bastid

    all the nice sweets out of my sweet jar are officially gone....and im officially sad


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    if today was friday would people still be posting in this thread?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Terry wrote: »
    Why is my house phone not working?


    Did Terry forget to pay his phone bill..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    DaveMcG wrote: »
    They don't "understand" those words at all... They just recognise the sounds, tone, volume, etc., and respond accordingly (as per their training).

    tbh, the only way i understand any word is by its sound. if they hear the word "sit" and they know that they're supposed to sit then they understand the word


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Quality wrote: »
    Did Terry forget to pay his phone bill..
    Nope. Paid it last week.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Methinks its time to head home!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭dior1catboy


    Feelgood wrote: »
    Is the drummer from the Chilli peppers related to Will Ferrell??...

    Oh my God, yeah! Just noticed the similarity! Is he? :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Its a wonderful Life!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    Oh my God, yeah! Just noticed the similarity! Is he? :eek:

    :eek: you have me wondering this to now, omg they really do look alike


  • Posts: 2,862 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My life is so great right now :)


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Why o why did I eat that Ricks Hamburger after a few Bevs in the Porterhouse last night???

    :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Why do some people smell bad but never seem to notice?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭kev_s88


    will i be alive in the morning after the horrendous amount of alcohol im gonna drink tonight at my office xmas party?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,057 ✭✭✭Wacker


    I have just realized that my single greatest goal in life is to punch a pidgeon in mid-flight. Is there something wrong with me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    why is Christmas so expensive :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    who knew you couldnt eat sweets and chocolate at nine in the morning followed by a jambon and not feel sick, lesson learnt IM:( SICK


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    Wacker wrote: »
    I have just realized that my single greatest goal in life is to punch a pidgeon in mid-flight. Is there something wrong with me?

    no thats a great goal, i think you should try and do that!. I remember when i was younger i was flinging a sandwhich in the air and mid air it hit off a crow, never laughed so much in my life, its very fufilling tbh!.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    I wonder what crappy present I am going to get off the mother in law this year..

    If its another plant, I will scream


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭dior1catboy


    Wacker wrote: »
    I have just realized that my single greatest goal in life is to punch a pidgeon in mid-flight. Is there something wrong with me?

    Bollox, now its mine too :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Did I unplug the iron?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Quality wrote: »
    Should I go for salt and vinegar or buffalo hunky dorys from the vending machine?
    Quality wrote: »
    Does my bum look big in this??

    undoubtedly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Down, Up, Left, Left, A, Right, Down.

    This cheat just popped into my head, but I've forgotten what game It's for...
    Something on the Megadrive methinks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    I would love a lie on in the morning.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Quality wrote: »
    I would love a lie on in the morning.....
    A lie on who? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Feelgood


    Who actually came up with the word "recession"..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Why did the previous poster feel the need to bump an old thread?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    But really.....do I want to eat this orange?


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