Random Thought Thursday.....

Feelgood

My random thought for today.......

What if Jimmy Hendrix was still alive......

congo_90

how old do you have to be, to be old?
:cool::cool:

Feelgood

Do you think animals understand what we are saying?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

1) he'd be old
2) 57
3)no

Jesus Wept

Is Richie Kavanagh god?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhiLosmiEAg

Feelgood

If they never invented toilets where would we all be taking dumps??..

Possibly on Richie Kavanagh......

star-pants

How many rice krispie buns before you get sick?

KingOfFairview

Animals have no idea cars didnt always exist...

meditraitor

The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

RxQueen

i thought it was friday:(

Cathmandooo

Why is it not the weekend yet

kev_s88

do marshmallows really expand in your stomach

WindSock

meditraitor wrote: »

The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

I tittered.


I am not using the cloud skin today, and didn't realise the smileycons were different.

lezizi

emo!! wrote: »

i thought it was friday:(

Me too ha ha

Procasinator

I was going to start a thread "Funny observations that don't warrant their own thread" but this one will do...

I was in a jacks of a pub last nights and the condoms on offer were printed on a crappy yellow label. They were called Safex.

Am I the only one who thinks condom named like that sound less trustworthy?

Maybe call 'em NoPregersX.

The_B_Man

Feelgood wrote: »

My random thought for today.......

What if Jimmy Hendrix was still alive......

he would have funded the black panthers and they'd currently be running most of california, and possibly beyond?

pd101

If two snakes start eating each other will they dissappear?

halfinch

Will Wham ever get back together?

Heisenberg.

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Blackhorse Slim

If a man is shot every 40 minutes in the US, why doesn't he just move somewhere else?

star-pants

Why is my paper not stapled?

John Mason

if the police know that 1 house is burgled every 11 minutes why are they not doing something about it

RxQueen

what to get for lunch

keen

Feelgood wrote: »

Do you think animals understand what we are saying?

Certain words they do that they would hear a lot, like sit, walk and their name other then that they can only understand tone of voice.

faceman

was the person a pervert who discovered you could get milk from a cow?

Dave!

keen wrote: »

Certain words they do that they would hear a lot, like sit, walk and their name other then that they can only understand tone of voice.

They don't "understand" those words at all... They just recognise the sounds, tone, volume, etc., and respond accordingly (as per their training).

My random thought.............

Will I ever get this f*cking essays done?

I never thought Brian Cowen's daughter (the 16 year old one) could be hot.

http://www.ireland.com/homepage/images/1196838986937.jpg

Hrm.

Will I ever fully relinquish control and my feelings about trusting people?

keen

DaveMcG wrote: »

They don't "understand" those words at all... They just recognise the sounds, tone, volume, etc., and respond accordingly (as per their training).

My random thought.............

Will I ever get this f*cking essays done?

Yes understand would be the wrong word to use I, but they don't need training to recognise some words/sounds they can pick them up by themselves if they hear it enough, eg. I never trained my dogs to bark and walk to the door when the doorbell rings but they've observed that any time the door bell rings we stand up and some one new comes in which they see as an intruder.

My thought, I wonder what I'm getting for Christmas!

froosh69

There should be a detective show called "Johnny Monkey," because every week you could have a guy say "I ain't gonna get caught by no MONKEY," but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that.

The_B_Man

Myth wrote: »

I never thought Brian Cowen's daughter (the 16 year old one) could be hot.

http://www.ireland.com/homepage/images/1196838986937.jpg

Hrm.

dibs.

Quality

Should I do the month end report or stay on boards a little bit longer?

froosh69

During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."

If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted.

It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.

KingOfFairview

froosh69 wrote: »

It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.

:D:DGood stuff!!!

emeraldstar

pd101 wrote: »

If two snakes start eating each other will they dissappear?

why snakes?

froosh69

cos snakes eat thing whole...so if two snakes where eating each other whole...would they dissappear???

i'l let u guys figure that one out...I have a project to do.

Stereophonic

Does your house have stairs?

star-pants

I have a blister

Sinfonia

froosh69 wrote: »

It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.

:D:D:D:D


Why are most packaged sandwiches that could have been great ruined by one rogue ingredient?

Quality

I dont have work tomorrow,

YIPPEE

Jackz

Myth wrote: »

I never thought Brian Cowen's daughter (the 16 year old one) could be hot.

http://www.ireland.com/homepage/images/1196838986937.jpg

Hrm.

She doesn't have her daddys fine rack.

Over the course of time (since the beginning of man) why didn't people who live in places such as Somalia and Sub Saharan Africa with a climate which contributes to the hardship they endure not just move towards the more temperate climates? I know recent studies show we all originate from Africa but why stay behind.

hottstuff

Random thought: This is the first year i'm looking forward to Christmas.

Quality

Does my bum look big in this??

Feelgood

Why don't people use snots instead of superglue?

CraggyIslander

my head hurts

Dave!

SumGuy wrote: »

:D:D:D:D


Why are most packaged sandwiches that could have been great ruined by one rogue ingredient?

In a similar vein... why do fashion designers so often ruin normal clothes by adding something ridiculous?

"Yes, here is my latest design... a plain pair of blue jeans. Boot-cut... button-fly... slightly baggy, but not too baggy. And as you can see, I attached a live parrot to the knee."

6th

Does making school kids wear different colour jumpers when they get to 5th year (usually) not make it easier for the pervs to spot the ones that are "nearly ready"?

-Leelo-

Do dogs in foreign countries bark in different languages?
For example, if a French dog barked at an Irish dog, would the Irish dog understand????

hottstuff

When house thiefs take a ***t on the floor during a robbery , is it out of excitement of the situation or was it the curry the night before?

Quality

hottstuff wrote: »

When house thiefs take a ***t on the floor during a robbery , is it out of excitement of the situation or was it the curry the night before?

TOO FUNNY!!

cupcake

Should i dye my hair black?