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14-12-2007 02:52PM

Feelgood wrote: »

TWO - as you are taking option "E" - Go Fu*k yourself....:D

Ha! No!

It was three! Your turn!

ScumLord · 14-12-2007 02:54PM

pinksoir wrote: »

simply this:

http://www.fugly.com/media/view.php?cat=DOWNLOADS&id=709

classic time waster.

Me Heart!

Feelgood · 14-12-2007 03:31PM

pinksoir wrote: »

simply this:

http://www.fugly.com/media/view.php?cat=DOWNLOADS&id=709

classic time waster.

Think I just soiled myself.....:(

pinksoir · 14-12-2007 03:38PM

lol

one of the greatest videos of all time features that game! I'd post it in the cool videos section, but it's more appropriate here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFN-liGURPI

enjoy.

Pherekydes · 14-12-2007 04:09PM

Feelgood wrote: »

Completely and utterly bored sh1teless here lads, someone amuse me

I need

a) A good story or joke
b) A brainteaser
c) Someone to shout abuse at me and call me names
d) Someone to talk dirty to me....
e) A simple go f**k yourself might even do the trick..

a) Why don't married men go to hell? Coz you can't go there twice.

b) Suppose we have an unknown number of objects. When counted in threes, 2 are left over, when counted in fives, 3 are left over, and when counted in sevens, 2 are left over. How many objects are there?

c) Get back to work, you lazy waster!

d) Go wash yourself, will ya?

e) Now be off with you.

One Cold Hand · 14-12-2007 04:16PM

Feelgood wrote: »

Completely and utterly bored sh1teless here lads,

As a wise man once said: only boring people get bored.....

One Cold Hand · 14-12-2007 04:18PM

Slow coach wrote: »

b) Suppose we have an unknown number of objects. When counted in threes, 2 are left over, when counted in fives, 3 are left over, and when counted in sevens, 2 are left over. How many objects are there?

23.

Feelgood · 14-12-2007 04:24PM

One Cold Hand wrote: »

As a wise man once said: only boring people get bored.....

As another wise man once said: He who has cold hands quite possibly has Buerger's disease.

Quality · 14-12-2007 04:25PM

Why does santa have such a big sack???

Quality · 14-12-2007 04:30PM

Cause he only comes once a year

Ba dum dum dum

Feelgood · 14-12-2007 05:19PM

Quality wrote: »

Why does santa have such a big sack???

Well most likely because he has got lots of toys to deliver to lots of kids?, I mean a normal type rucksack like any of the ones listed here,
http://www.edirectory.ie/ir/10000/default/rid/190
probably wouldn't just have the capacity for Santa's needs, saying that
however given the very high velocity and altitudes that Santa travels at,
such a bag might just provide the proper protection for said toys.

I think the main question we should be asking is why does Santa even use a sack at all when they are so many more feasible options, such as the use of a Boeing 747 or the new Airbus A380 cargo liners, while not as environmental friendly as reindeer they would probably allow Santa to travel at slightly faster speeds while also carrying twice as much items than that of the usual 'sack' method, thus allow Santa to get the job done over twice as fast.

I think someone really needs to sit down with Santa and Mrs. Claus and review the requirements documentation here and create a decent uptodate project plan, as you can all probably imagine he is using legacy procedures..

RxQueen · 14-12-2007 05:32PM

Feelgood wrote: »

Well most likely because he has got lots of toys to deliver to lots of kids?, I mean a normal type rucksack like any of the ones listed here,
http://www.edirectory.ie/ir/10000/default/rid/190
probably wouldn't just have the capacity for Santa's needs, saying that
however given the very high velocity and altitudes that Santa travels at,
such a bag might just provide the proper protection for said toys.

I think the main question we should be asking is why does Santa even use a sack at all when they are so many more feasible options, such as the use of a Boeing 747 or the new Airbus A380 cargo liners, while not as environmental friendly as reindeer they would probably allow Santa to travel at slightly faster speeds while also carrying twice as much items than that of the usual 'sack' method, thus allow Santa to get the job done over twice as fast.

I think someone really needs to sit down with Santa and Mrs. Claus and review the requirements documentation here and create a decent uptodate project plan, as you can all probably imagine he is using legacy procedures..

ROFL!:D, great post!

Quality · 14-12-2007 06:15PM

Right //////////// What came first

the chicken

or

the egg?

Feelgood · 14-12-2007 06:18PM

Quality wrote: »

Right //////////// What came first
the chicken
or
the egg?

Or even more importantly.....

The Man

or

The Woman...

RxQueen · 14-12-2007 06:20PM

Feelgood wrote: »

Or even more importantly.....

The Man

or

The Woman...

it was adam before eve in the storybook

Feelgood · 14-12-2007 06:24PM

emo!! wrote: »

it was adam before eve in the storybook

Ha the storybook....well said....greatest selling science fiction novel known to man...:rolleyes:

RxQueen · 14-12-2007 06:33PM

ill edit that for you :::Ha the storybook....well said....greatest selling science fiction novel known to man and woman!:D

Ballerina · 14-12-2007 06:41PM

emo!! wrote: »

im impressed! how both this one i cant do this either

Maurice and gary are working here 7 years marurice is older than gary , when maurice is twice his current age , gary will be 51, what age is gary and maurice now??

this is killing me,whats the answer????

RxQueen · 14-12-2007 06:46PM

the answer is 22 asked the maths forum for help. god i know how you feel it was bugging me to!

Feelgood · 14-12-2007 06:49PM

Ballerina wrote: »

this is killing me,whats the answer????

Yeah I know....I specifically said "Brain teaser" not "Brain Melter"...

spiritcrusher · 14-12-2007 06:59PM

Few jokes from a few years ago:

1. a baby seal walks into a club...

2. A guy walks to a rather plain and annoying woman who píssed him off earlier and says:
man : I gotta question for you.
woman : Yes, what is it?
man : Imagine you just had a huge car accident and you lose your hands. All that's left are two stumps. Would you still wear gloves?
woman : Of course not! That'd be stupid!
man : Then why are you wearing a bra?

3. What is red and black and doesn't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head.

4. There was this guy who really wanted to **** some pussy, but was short of cash. So he went to the local pimp and asked him: "What can you give me for 3 bucks?"

"Mmmh", said the pimp, "The only bitch I know that would **** for such quantity is... Raspy Rose, but I really wouldn't advice you to go with her."

However, the guy was in such an urge he didn't mind the thousand warnings the pimp gave to him. So he went up to Raspy Rose's place just to see the worst sight of his life: a 55-year old flaccid balding **** full of ugly infected warts that smelled like stalled farts. But his urge was so enourmous he somehow decided not to mind that.

So he started to **** her, but her pussy felt raspy as hell, so much it almost made his dick bleed. But his urge was such he didn't mind. After a moment's pause, he decided to go for a second time, but then it felt smoother than any pussy he's ever had.

Startled, he asked her why did her pussy first felt so raspy and later so smooth.

"Well", she said, "that's because first there's the scab and then comes the pus".

Feelgood · 14-12-2007 07:20PM

spiritcrusher wrote: »

Few jokes from a few years ago:

Try a few centuries ago....back when wet wet wet where in the charts and leather elbow pads were cool.....

RxQueen · 14-12-2007 10:24PM

Feelgood wrote: »

leather elbow pads were cool.....

wha they were cool? i only thought teachers wore them!

thefinalstage · 14-12-2007 11:11PM

pinksoir wrote: »

simply this:

http://www.fugly.com/media/view.php?cat=DOWNLOADS&id=709

classic time waster.

**** you! I didn't know it was a screamer

:(

sdanseo · 14-12-2007 11:22PM

thelastangryman wrote: »

**** you! I didn't know it was a screamer :(

yes, he is quite a b*****d isn't he. Almost fell out of my chair.

Ballerina · 15-12-2007 01:39PM

emo!! wrote: »

the answer is 22

but it asks for two ages....i still dont get it

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

RxQueen · 15-12-2007 01:47PM

Ballerina wrote: »

but it asks for two ages....i still dont get it

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

oh right yeah my bad! i asked the maths fourm for help and i got this answer

"Gary's age now = x
Maurice's age now = x + 7

When Maurice is twice his current age:

Gary's age = x + (x + 7)= 2x + 7

therefore: 2x + 7 = 51
2x = 44
x = 22

Gary is now 22, Maurice is now 29"

i dunno why he needed all those x and y's but it seemed to work.
beats me i thought they were 69 and 62 so meh

Pj! · 15-12-2007 01:49PM

pinksoir wrote: »

lol

one of the greatest videos of all time features that game! I'd post it in the cool videos section, but it's more appropriate here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFN-liGURPI

enjoy.

That is mean! I laughed, but oh god that is mean!

Ballerina · 15-12-2007 03:43PM

emo!! wrote: »

oh right yeah my bad! i asked the maths fourm for help and i got this answer

"Gary's age now = x
Maurice's age now = x + 7

When Maurice is twice his current age:

Gary's age = x + (x + 7)= 2x + 7

therefore: 2x + 7 = 51
2x = 44
x = 22

Gary is now 22, Maurice is now 29"

i dunno why he needed all those x and y's but it seemed to work.
beats me i thought they were 69 and 62 so meh

but it says that they have worked there 7 years not that one was seven years older than the other....ok ill leave it alone now......i swear

RxQueen · 15-12-2007 04:14PM

Ballerina wrote: »

but it says that they have worked there 7 years not that one was seven years older than the other....ok ill leave it alone now......i swear

OMG im soooo sorry! will i let you in on something i ment to say:maurice and garry and working in **** Maurice is 7 years older than garry...

again ive proven myself to be stupid, sorry!:o

Boooorrrrrrreeeeeeeeedddddddd

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