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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭R33F


    'lurking' - makes me feel so dirty.... ;)

    but I s'pose it fits as it's only a step or so away from stalking....

    BGRH provides many belly laffs - I normally just trawl around and read, not even logging on unless I have something to say.

    So while I am here I will ask this question:

    Friend or Foe ?

    So much taste - So little Carbs...

    either way - love like chocolate ! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    Another lurker here. I'm the one who's been stealing the arse out of all your pints at the bar.

    I have a full head of hair, alas, but I'm working 24/7 on my beer gut. Tis getting rounder and hairer by the week. By christmas I hope to graduate to BGRH poster. Kudos to you all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Baldie


    God damn it R33F!! Think about the children!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,102 ✭✭✭patrickc


    This bar never closes.

    never ever it's great
    milkerman wrote: »
    Settlin down here with a generous Bush. Need one after today.

    hope it was the drink you mean't


    welcome to all lurkers and stalkers and whatever else ye may be


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Good thread, welcome to all you lurkers, as head barman, I am giving all of you who post here a ticket for a free bucket of beer, just present it at the bar and myself, Igor or Tanya will sort you out ;) *









    *We might even give you the bucket of beer :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Baldie


    Good thread, welcome to all you lurkers, as head barman, I am giving all of you who post here a ticket for a free bucket of beer, just present it at the bar and myself, Igor or Tanya will sort you out ;) *

    Here's my ticket,

    **hands over a golden ticket that he found in a Wonka Bar**,

    Now where's my beer? I want it Now! Now! Now!:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,725 ✭✭✭ibh


    R33F wrote: »
    So while I am here I will ask this question:

    Friend or Foe ?

    So much taste - So little Carbs...

    either way - love like chocolate ! :D

    If you're going to drink the Blonde then you are going to need to stock up on Carbs before during and after drink.... Pretty much the same as drink all kinds of beer come to think of it..

    I wasn't aware that it was made by Fosters though. That's not usually a good thing but i can't complain about this particular specimen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Baldie wrote: »
    Here's my ticket,

    **hands over a golden ticket that he found in a Wonka Bar**,

    Now where's my beer? I want it Now! Now! Now!:mad:

    *Igor thuddenly appears behind Baldie*

    Thur, your bucket awaith you in the bar your hairlethneth thur !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    We're attracting stalkers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭R33F


    Good thread, welcome to all you lurkers, as head barman, I am giving all of you who post here a ticket for a free bucket of beer, just present it at the bar and myself, Igor or Tanya will sort you out ;) *

    *We might even give you the bucket of beer :D


    Slow Motion - thankyou for the ticket, does the bucket have 1 handle or two :D

    ibh wrote: »
    If you're going to drink the Blonde then you are going to need to stock up on Carbs before during and after drink.... Pretty much the same as drink all kinds of beer come to think of it..

    I wasn't aware that it was made by Fosters though. That's not usually a good thing but i can't complain about this particular specimen.

    ibh, I remember absolutely dying after a night on Fosters 'Extra' many years ago, and swearing never to go near it again, but this, this is different, this is 'Lovely', really a sweet drop.

    As for the carb intake, rest assured, a decent consumption of these little blonde treats usually has me 'smashing' an oversized Kebab into my forehead and dragging it down my face for a carb fix ! ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    R33F wrote: »
    Slow Motion - thankyou for the ticket, does the bucket have 1 handle or two :D

    A Straw ! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,725 ✭✭✭ibh


    R33F - Yea i've had the Blonde on a number of occasions. Its top stuff and i'll be looking forward to another dose of it when i hit Sydney on the 27th Dec. I'll try and remember that 'Kebab into the forehead' trick for my carb fix.. There i was, like an idiot stuffing hot dogs into me.!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,427 ✭✭✭Dr Strange


    themadchef wrote: »
    mmmm, thickly sliced bacon, grilling..i think not..fried till crispy in a pool of golden Kerrygold..... slapped between 2 slices of the freshest bread delicately buttered with said Kerrygold...and bugger all else.....getting the pan out now..... lol..


    I agree, as a slight snack in between emptying one beer and pouring a new one. Well done. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Hellm0


    Howdy!
    I'm not really a lurker so much as a stalker(if I find a poster humorous or entertaining I keep track of them), inevitably I end up in here!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Hellm0 wrote: »
    Howdy!
    I'm not really a lurker so much as a stalker(if I find a poster humorous or entertaining I keep track of them), inevitably I end up in here!

    That begs the question, who are you stalking now ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,073 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Good day folks. Long time lurker/pervert. Just really waiting for more of them wimmins to put up pics of themselves. They're a little too sluggish for my liking.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭R33F


    ibh wrote: »
    There i was, like an idiot stuffing hot dogs into me.!!


    GOLD !! :D

    pox on those hotdogs !!!

    I always remember the Forehead v Kebab

    But still always wake with mustard on my shirt ?! :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,606 ✭✭✭Carroller16


    Heya is is is it ok to come in.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Good day folks. Long time lurker/pervert. Just really waiting for more of them wimmins to put up pics of themselves. They're a little too sluggish for my liking.....

    See there's the thing considering the physicality of most of the Brothers we prefer our wimmins a little sluggish, easier to catch dontcha know !:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Hellm0


    That begs the question, who are you stalking now ?

    That would be telling.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭moco


    Hi everyone:) I mostly lurk


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Heya is is is it ok to come in.....

    Sure, just wipe your feet !
    moco wrote: »
    Hi everyone:) I mostly lurk

    That's OK, lurkers are people too !;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭someothername


    how do all!

    we havent been formally introduced yet...i dont lurk in here... i mostly Snoop! :D

    not there yet on the BG but have the old RH since i was 17 so have that well established by now

    barkeep... can i get a drink for everyone* ??
    zaph wrote: »
    , how are you at making rasher sandwiches?
    funny enough i have a tray of them here..... thick cut rashers , grated cheese , Mayo and BBQ sauce
    any takers?



    *ill not be buying any ****e beers like bud.... ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Quiff81 wrote: »
    how do all!

    we havent been formally introduced yet...i dont lurk in here... i mostly Snoop! :D

    not there yet on the BG but have the old RH since i was 17 so have that well established by now

    barkeep... can i get a drink for everyone* ??


    funny enough i have a tray of them here..... thick cut rashers , grated cheese , Mayo and BBQ sauce
    any takers?



    *ill not be buying any ****e beers like bud.... ;)

    Course you can, but you should do it here

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055067267&page=397

    As I don't deliver to other threads ;)


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    Quiff81 wrote: »
    how do all!

    we havent been formally introduced yet...i dont lurk in here... i mostly Snoop! :D

    not there yet on the BG but have the old RH since i was 17 so have that well established by now

    barkeep... can i get a drink for everyone* ??


    funny enough i have a tray of them here..... thick cut rashers , grated cheese , Mayo and BBQ sauce
    any takers?



    *ill not be buying any ****e beers like bud.... ;)

    Hear hear! Get yourself up to the bar thread there and get the pints in. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭someothername


    Course you can, but you should do it here

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055067267&page=397

    As I don't deliver to other threads ;)

    i never saw the bar down the back!
    i usually drop in for a swift one or two while the boss' back is turned.... ;)

    ill be over there in a minute

    *takes out the wallet*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Quiff81 wrote: »
    i never saw the bar down the back!
    i usually drop in for a swift one or two while the boss' back is turned.... ;)

    ill be over there in a minute

    *takes out the wallet*
    Forget the wallet. We're still using Ruu's credit card.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Baldie


    *Igor thuddenly appears behind Baldie*

    Thur, your bucket awaith you in the bar your hairlethneth thur !
    Woo Hoo it worked!

    **Baldie staggers off to the shop to buy more Wonka Bars!**


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,449 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr Magnolia


    .0/


    Great idea for a thread. It's the first time I've put my nose in BGRH in months. I will frequent more often though :-)




    /applies 5 stars


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  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,397 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Always good to have more regulars, we look forward to seeing you around. Don't forget your free lurker's pint in the bar.


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