A big shout out to all the BGRH lurkers - drop in and say hello!

Zaph

Yes, you lot down the end of the forum page - you know who you are.

I was here later than usual last night and noticed that I wasn't always alone, there were lurkers, and there are some here now, if you're quick you'll spot them before they all vanish after seeing this thread. Some were new names I didn't recognise, but others were long-time Boardsies that I've never seen posting here.

It always amuses me when I see BGRH mentioned in a post by someone I've never seen posting here. To me it proves that we have a good forum here if people take the trouble to drop by and see what the Brothers and Brotherettes are up to. So if you don't want to join the regulars and just prefer to continue lurking that's fine by us, but here's a thread specially for you guys to say hello if you feel like introducing yourselves.

Thanks for dropping by.

AlmightyCushion

Yeah I thought it was funny in the "Who's your favourite poster" thread that a lot of people said "the posters in BGRH" even though I hadn't seen any of them post here. I guess it just goes to show what a good forum this is. Feel free to drop by the bar for a pint lurkers.

John Mason

oh zaph, you are so nice and friendly. it a great idea though, setting up a safe area for the lurkers.

Its okay little lurkers out you come, come on now

we wont hurt you

Zaph

irishbird wrote: »

we wont hurt you

Much

irishbird

irishbird wrote: »

it a great idea though, setting up a safe area for the lurkers.

They can use the snug until they feel they are man enough to enter the bar.

milkerman

Hiya,
Not really a lurker, prowler maybe.

Zaph

We got one! Quick, somebody grab him before he gets away!

Hi milkerman, enjoy your prowling.

milkerman

Jeez, its like fishing.
half expect a priest on the back of the head.

John Mason

milkerman wrote: »

Hiya,
Not really a lurker, prowler maybe.

hey milkerman, there is a pint in the bar for you, just go ask tanya, tell her IB sent you

milkerman

Hi IB
Ta very much.
Kinda quiet in here -
Is this like my local where we close doors at 11, turn off the lights & light up fags?

milkerman

milkerman wrote: »

Hi IB
Ta very much.
Kinda quiet in here -
Is this like my local where we close doors at 11, turn off the lights & light up fags?

This bar never closes.

milkerman

Settlin down here with a generous Bush. Need one after today.

mike65

Even though I fit the implied profile I've refused to join in as I'm in "De Nile!!"

Mke.

Doctor DooM

milkerman wrote: »

Settlin down here with a generous Bush. Need one after today.

hu hu hu. There's a joke there but I won't make it.

Do I count as a lurker? I post occasionally. I just don't say anything if I have nothing useful to say!

milkerman

Bushmills!

Zaph

mike65 wrote: »

Even though I fit the implied profile I've refused to join in as I'm in "De Nile!!"

Mke.

You need to embrace your baldness and rotundness Mike, you'll feel a whole lot better when you do.

SDooM wrote: »

Do I count as a lurker? I post occasionally. I just don't say anything if I have nothing useful to say!

Never stops the rest of us!

themadchef

Ima lurker....usually quite comfortable in the company of men..but wayyy out numbered here. BGRH always good for a giggle..or an outright laugh... so "hello" it is, and be gentle lol

milkerman

Hey, whats wrong with comb overs? The hirsute need something to point at!

Zaph

themadchef wrote: »

be gentle

Well only because you asked so nicely

Good of you to drop by chef, how are you at making rasher sandwiches?

dfx-

*drops in*

Hello BGRH

Funny, I was planning to offer rounds of drinks in the bar this evening as a way of dropping in, but a simple hello is fine by me if you insist..

mike65

zaph wrote: »

You need to embrace your baldness and rotundness Mike, you'll feel a whole lot better when you do.

Rotundness has never been an issue thankfully if anything I could do with a donation of substantial-ness.

Mike.

themadchef

mmmm, thickly sliced bacon, grilling..i think not..fried till crispy in a pool of golden Kerrygold..... slapped between 2 slices of the freshest bread delicately buttered with said Kerrygold...and bugger all else.....getting the pan out now..... lol..

metalscrubber

ketchup or brown sauce?

themadchef

destroys it for me....... im a simple kinda gal;)

metalscrubber

more importantly, can we eat at the bar ?

Baldie

zaph wrote: »

We got one! Quick, somebody grab him before he gets away!

Look Maaa!!! I gots me a fraggle!!!!

Hi everyone, as you can see, my name is well suited to this place of your's...

The bouncer stopped me at the door, but I offered him a quarter pounder with extra cheese and he let me in!

Jesus Wept

Great thread Brother Zaph!

AlmightyCushion

metalscrubber wrote: »

more importantly, can we eat at the bar ?

Well it is closest to the beer.

Baldie wrote: »

Look Maaa!!! I gots me a fraggle!!!!

Hi everyone, as you can see, my name is well suited to this place of your's...

The bouncer stopped me at the door, but I offered him a quarter pounder with extra cheese and he let me in!

That was just DarkJager messing with you.

dfx-

So what does one have to do to earn the prestigious 'Brother' title?

Baldie

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Well it is closest to the beer.



That was just DarkJager messing with you.

The joke is on him, it was my own "special" cheese.....:eek:

AlmightyCushion

dfx- wrote: »

So what does one have to do to earn the prestigious 'Brother' title?

There is a very long and tough road ahead of someone wishing to be a brother. There are many trials and tribulations they face. If you don't think you could handle it then maybe the brotherhood isn't for you. Or you could just buy a pint at the bar.

R33F

'lurking' - makes me feel so dirty....

but I s'pose it fits as it's only a step or so away from stalking....

BGRH provides many belly laffs - I normally just trawl around and read, not even logging on unless I have something to say.

So while I am here I will ask this question:

Friend or Foe ?

So much taste - So little Carbs...

either way - love like chocolate !

cornbb

Another lurker here. I'm the one who's been stealing the arse out of all your pints at the bar.

I have a full head of hair, alas, but I'm working 24/7 on my beer gut. Tis getting rounder and hairer by the week. By christmas I hope to graduate to BGRH poster. Kudos to you all.

Baldie

God damn it R33F!! Think about the children!!!

patrickc

Deleted User wrote: »

This bar never closes.

never ever it's great

milkerman wrote: »

Settlin down here with a generous Bush. Need one after today.

hope it was the drink you mean't


welcome to all lurkers and stalkers and whatever else ye may be

Slow Motion

Good thread, welcome to all you lurkers, as head barman, I am giving all of you who post here a ticket for a free bucket of beer, just present it at the bar and myself, Igor or Tanya will sort you out *









*We might even give you the bucket of beer

Baldie

Slow Motion wrote: »

Good thread, welcome to all you lurkers, as head barman, I am giving all of you who post here a ticket for a free bucket of beer, just present it at the bar and myself, Igor or Tanya will sort you out *

Here's my ticket,

**hands over a golden ticket that he found in a Wonka Bar**,

Now where's my beer? I want it Now! Now! Now!:mad:

ibh

R33F wrote: »

So while I am here I will ask this question:

Friend or Foe ?

So much taste - So little Carbs...

either way - love like chocolate !

If you're going to drink the Blonde then you are going to need to stock up on Carbs before during and after drink.... Pretty much the same as drink all kinds of beer come to think of it..

I wasn't aware that it was made by Fosters though. That's not usually a good thing but i can't complain about this particular specimen.

Slow Motion

Baldie wrote: »

Here's my ticket,

**hands over a golden ticket that he found in a Wonka Bar**,

Now where's my beer? I want it Now! Now! Now!:mad:

*Igor thuddenly appears behind Baldie*

Thur, your bucket awaith you in the bar your hairlethneth thur !

smashey

We're attracting stalkers.

R33F

Slow Motion wrote: »

Good thread, welcome to all you lurkers, as head barman, I am giving all of you who post here a ticket for a free bucket of beer, just present it at the bar and myself, Igor or Tanya will sort you out *

*We might even give you the bucket of beer

Slow Motion - thankyou for the ticket, does the bucket have 1 handle or two

ibh wrote: »

If you're going to drink the Blonde then you are going to need to stock up on Carbs before during and after drink.... Pretty much the same as drink all kinds of beer come to think of it..

I wasn't aware that it was made by Fosters though. That's not usually a good thing but i can't complain about this particular specimen.

ibh, I remember absolutely dying after a night on Fosters 'Extra' many years ago, and swearing never to go near it again, but this, this is different, this is 'Lovely', really a sweet drop.

As for the carb intake, rest assured, a decent consumption of these little blonde treats usually has me 'smashing' an oversized Kebab into my forehead and dragging it down my face for a carb fix !

Slow Motion

R33F wrote: »

Slow Motion - thankyou for the ticket, does the bucket have 1 handle or two

A Straw !

ibh

R33F - Yea i've had the Blonde on a number of occasions. Its top stuff and i'll be looking forward to another dose of it when i hit Sydney on the 27th Dec. I'll try and remember that 'Kebab into the forehead' trick for my carb fix.. There i was, like an idiot stuffing hot dogs into me.!!

Dr Strange

themadchef wrote: »

mmmm, thickly sliced bacon, grilling..i think not..fried till crispy in a pool of golden Kerrygold..... slapped between 2 slices of the freshest bread delicately buttered with said Kerrygold...and bugger all else.....getting the pan out now..... lol..

I agree, as a slight snack in between emptying one beer and pouring a new one. Well done.

Hellm0

Howdy!
I'm not really a lurker so much as a stalker(if I find a poster humorous or entertaining I keep track of them), inevitably I end up in here!

Slow Motion

Hellm0 wrote: »

Howdy!
I'm not really a lurker so much as a stalker(if I find a poster humorous or entertaining I keep track of them), inevitably I end up in here!

That begs the question, who are you stalking now ?

Xavi6

Good day folks. Long time lurker/pervert. Just really waiting for more of them wimmins to put up pics of themselves. They're a little too sluggish for my liking.....

R33F

ibh wrote: »

There i was, like an idiot stuffing hot dogs into me.!!

GOLD !!

pox on those hotdogs !!!

I always remember the Forehead v Kebab

But still always wake with mustard on my shirt ?!

Carroller16

Heya is is is it ok to come in.....

Slow Motion

Xavi6 wrote: »

Good day folks. Long time lurker/pervert. Just really waiting for more of them wimmins to put up pics of themselves. They're a little too sluggish for my liking.....

See there's the thing considering the physicality of most of the Brothers we prefer our wimmins a little sluggish, easier to catch dontcha know !:p

Hellm0

Slow Motion wrote: »

That begs the question, who are you stalking now ?

That would be telling.