How many hairs is there up pigheads....

Huggles · 03-09-2007 02:17PM

BaZmO* wrote:

Is that a euphemism?

LOL no!

BaZmO* · 03-09-2007 02:17PM

jonny24ie wrote:

Because he can't reach the button for the 28th floor!!

Well done we have a winner, the guy in question is in fact a midget.

patrickc · 03-09-2007 02:17PM

BaZmO* wrote:

Mr. Smith lives in an apartment on the 28th floor of an apartment block. Every morning, he leaves his apartment, gets into the lift, goes down the 28 floors to the street and goes to work. In the evening when he returns, he gets into the lift, goes up to the 10th floor, gets out and walks up 18 floors of stairs. Why?

he's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 28th floor, (there was a twist to it too about he could get to the 28th if he had is umbrella with him)

Kimbot · 03-09-2007 02:17PM

Pighead wrote:

By gum Pighead thinks you've got it. He's a short man/a dwarf/in a wheelchair etc. Good stuff.

This ones a chance for The Gooner to reclaim her lost pride. Nice easy one for you babes.

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

I know this one!!! But we can leave it for The Gooner!!

patrickc · 03-09-2007 02:19PM

Pighead wrote:

By gum Pighead thinks you've got it. He's a short man/a dwarf/in a wheelchair etc. Good stuff.

This ones a chance for The Gooner to reclaim her lost pride. Nice easy one for you babes.

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

asks for them, duh

Huggles · 03-09-2007 02:19PM

Pighead wrote:

By gum Pighead thinks you've got it. He's a short man/a dwarf/in a wheelchair etc. Good stuff.

This ones a chance for The Gooner to reclaim her lost pride. Nice easy one for you babes.

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

He tells the shopkeeper he wants sunglasses?

Kimbot · 03-09-2007 02:20PM

BaZmO* wrote:

Well done we have a winner, the guy in question is in fact a midget.

Jimmy was found dead outside a luxery hotel in New York!!
The only eveidence around him was broken Glass, but he had no wounds and a pool of water, but he didn't drown.

How did Jimmy Die??

Pighead · 03-09-2007 02:20PM

patrickc2006 wrote:

asks for them, duh

Good man patrickc2006, that was for The Gooner. duh.

BaZmO* · 03-09-2007 02:21PM

patrickc2006 wrote:

he's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 28th floor, (there was a twist to it too about he could get to the 28th if he had is umbrella with him)

Yeah you're right, the proper riddle mentions that he only walks the extra bits on sunny days as he has an umbrella ella ella eh eh eh with him on the rainy days.

BaZmO* · 03-09-2007 02:22PM

jonny24ie wrote:

Jimmy was found dead outside a luxery hotel in New York!!
The only eveidence around him was broken Glass, but he had no wounds and a pool of water, but he didn't drown.

How did Jimmy Die??

Is Jimmy a Goldfish per chance?

bohsman · 03-09-2007 02:23PM

Pighead wrote:

By gum Pighead thinks you've got it. He's in a wheelchair etc. Good stuff.

Hes gonna have some time walking up those 18 floors in a wheelchair.

Kimbot · 03-09-2007 02:23PM

BaZmO* wrote:

Is Jimmy a Goldfish per chance?

He is indeed...... Now give that man a can of coke!!

patrickc · 03-09-2007 02:24PM

BaZmO* wrote:

Is Jimmy a Goldfish per chance?

yeh he was

JC 2K3 · 03-09-2007 02:33PM

1. Some months have 31 days, some have 30. How many have 28?
2. Divide 30 by half and add ten.
3. If you were given a course of five tablets with instructions to take one every half hour, how long would the course last?
4. Which country has a 4th of July, UK, USA or France?
5. A man built a rectangular house, with each side having a southern exposure. A bear came wandering up, what colour was the bear?
6. How many birthdays does the average man have?
7. Why can't a man living in York be buried West of the Trent?
8. If you have two coins totalling eleven pence, and one of the coins is not a 10p piece, what are the two coins?
9. If 2 monkeys sit in the corner of a square room and look at another pair of monkeys in the nearest corner who in turn look at a further pair of monkeys and so on until all four corners are occupied by monkeys, how many monkeys can say they are looking at other monkeys?
10. How much soil is there, in cubic inches, in a hole 2" x 2" x 4"?
11. If you are alone in a deserted house with a paraffin lamp, firewood, a candle and only one match, which would you light first?
12. Is a man able to marry his widow's sister?
13. If you drove a bus to Waterloo with 40 passengers and picked up 7 more, then dropped 2 of them off, what would be the driver's name?
14. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the ark?
15. If a peacock laid an egg on the wall between 2 properties, to whom would the egg belong?
16. If an airliner crashed on the border of France and Belgium, where would the survivors be buried?

Kimbot · 03-09-2007 02:40PM

JC 2K3 wrote:

1. Some months have 31 days, some have 30. How many have 28?

All of them.

2. Divide 30 by half and add ten.

70

3. If you were given a course of five tablets with instructions to take one every half hour, how long would the course last?

2 hours.

4. Which country has a 4th of July, UK, USA or France?

All of them!!

6. How many birthdays does the average man have?

One a year!!

7. No cos he is still alive

8. If you have two coins totalling eleven pence, and one of the coins is not a 10p piece, what are the two coins?

10p and 1p, one of the coins isn't 10p but the other is!!

9: None of them cos monkeys can't talk.

11. If you are alone in a deserted house with a paraffin lamp, firewood, a candle and only one match, which would you light first?

The match.

12. Is a man able to marry his widow's sister?

No cos he is dead!!

13. If you drove a bus to Waterloo with 40 passengers and picked up 7 more, then dropped 2 of them off, what would be the driver's name?

I'm the driver!!

14. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the ark?

None, Noah had the ARK.

15. If a peacock laid an egg on the wall between 2 properties, to whom would the egg belong?

The peacock.

16. If an airliner crashed on the border of France and Belgium, where would the survivors be buried?

Duh, the survivors don't get buried!!

NOW Some of the ones I can remember!!

Pighead · 03-09-2007 02:41PM

patrickc2006 wrote:

my answers

You got the first 4 wrong, Pighead stopped reading after that. You're a thicko.:(

Wossack · 03-09-2007 02:42PM

Ill bite...

1
12
2.5 hrs
all
brown!
76ish?
dunno, under water?
10 and a 1, the other is a 10
my head hurts
none
match
no, hes dead
wossack
2
peacocks
dont bury survivors

rate my brain!

patrickc · 03-09-2007 02:42PM

Pighead wrote:

You got the first 4 wrong, Pighead stopped reading after that. You're a thicko.:(

got what wrong

Pighead · 03-09-2007 02:44PM

patrickc2006 wrote:

got what wrong

Ah the old deleting the post trick. Still doesn't change anything. Except for teh fact that you're now a thicko and a coward.:(

BaZmO* · 03-09-2007 02:46PM

A Peacock's got a cock folks!!

bohsman · 03-09-2007 02:47PM

JC 2K3 wrote:

1. Some months have 31 days, some have 30. How many have 28?
2. Divide 30 by half and add ten.
3. If you were given a course of five tablets with instructions to take one every half hour, how long would the course last?
4. Which country has a 4th of July, UK, USA or France?
5. A man built a rectangular house, with each side having a southern exposure. A bear came wandering up, what colour was the bear?
6. How many birthdays does the average man have?
7. Why can't a man living in York be buried West of the Trent?
8. If you have two coins totalling eleven pence, and one of the coins is not a 10p piece, what are the two coins?
9. If 2 monkeys sit in the corner of a square room and look at another pair of monkeys in the nearest corner who in turn look at a further pair of monkeys and so on until all four corners are occupied by monkeys, how many monkeys can say they are looking at other monkeys?
10. How much soil is there, in cubic inches, in a hole 2" x 2" x 4"?
11. If you are alone in a deserted house with a paraffin lamp, firewood, a candle and only one match, which would you light first?
12. Is a man able to marry his widow's sister?
13. If you drove a bus to Waterloo with 40 passengers and picked up 7 more, then dropped 2 of them off, what would be the driver's name?
14. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the ark?
15. If a peacock laid an egg on the wall between 2 properties, to whom would the egg belong?
16. If an airliner crashed on the border of France and Belgium, where would the survivors be buried?

1. 12
2. 70
3. 2hrs
4. All of them
5. White.
6. 1
7. still alive...
8. 1p and 10p
9. none.
10. none.
11. The match
12. no
13. bohsman
14. 2 - doh!
15. peacocks dont lay eggs
16. survivors buried?

Wossack · 03-09-2007 02:47PM

a trick question!? dastard....

JC 2K3 · 03-09-2007 02:48PM

patrick, you got them all wrong besides no. 16 before you deleted you post.

johnny, of the ones you answered you got 6 and 15 wrong.

Wossack, you got 7/16 right.

Kimbot · 03-09-2007 02:48PM

BaZmO* wrote:

A Peacock's got a cock folks!!

The male is called a peacock, the female a peahen[1], though it is common to hear the female also referred to as a "peacock" or "female peacock".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peacock

JC 2K3 · 03-09-2007 02:49PM

15/16, bohsman.

Kimbot · 03-09-2007 02:51PM

JC 2K3 wrote:

patrick, you got them all wrong besides no. 16 before you deleted you post.

johnny, of the ones you answered you got 6 and 15 wrong.

Wossack, you got 7/16 right.

How is 6 wrong!! The answer is 1 i just added 1 per year!!
And define Peacock because peacock can still be used for a female Peahen!!

Wossack · 03-09-2007 02:55PM

q2... 70? how?

JC 2K3 · 03-09-2007 02:56PM

jonny24ie wrote:

How is 6 wrong!! The answer is 1 i just added 1 per year!!
And define Peacock because peacock can still be used for a female Peahen!!

You celebrate your birthday on its anniversary every year, but you are only born once.

And in this context, the Peacock is unambiguously male.

JC 2K3 · 03-09-2007 02:58PM

Wossack wrote:

q2... 70? how?

30/0.5 = 60
60 + 10 = 70

6th class maths ftw

BaZmO* · 03-09-2007 03:00PM

2. Divide 30 by half and add ten

It's either 12 or 70 depending on how you interpret the question.

Where's the OP gone? He's probably off somewhere writing "I must try harder" 100 times.

How many hairs is there up pigheads....

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