How many hairs is there up pigheads....

Dun laoire

arsehole. While ye are all up there somebody might as well give them a count.

Niamho!

Lol.

i didnt notice it was like that but i'll take your word for it. lol

Reku

First person to demand pics gets a smack!:p

tjtmod

Seven.

ejmaztec

Dun laoire wrote:

arsehole. While ye are all up there somebody might as well give them a count.

Sorry,but it was closed. The builders were in doing an extension, knocking up a garage and fitting a loft-conversion.

MooseJam

somebody doesn't like pighead

Pighead

There aren't any. Dun Laoires sister asked Pighead to get rid of them all as she likes to run her beautiful fingers along the innards of my wonderful arse.

r3nu4l

Dun laoire wrote:

arsehole. While ye are all up there somebody might as well give them a count.

Hmmm, there's something Freudian going on here isn't there? You seem to be projecting your own subconcious desire to penetrate Pigheads anus onto others!

It's okay my friend, we all know Pighead is a bit of a dishy dreamboat and we don't think any less of you for your desires.

Dun laoire

MooseJam wrote:

somebody doesn't like pighead

You'd be quite suprised the bond that me and Pighead have. We're like 3 peas in a pod

Dun laoire

Pighead wrote:

There aren't any. Dun Laoires sister asked Pighead to get rid of them all as she likes to run her beautiful fingers along the innards of my wonderful arse.

Yeah you and her seem to have that whole goatsee thing to a tee.

Pighead

Dun laoire wrote:

Yeah you and her seem to have that whole goatsee thing to a tee.

Not quite sure what this means. Pighead suspects you may be suffering from a horrible bout of stupidity.

Answer these 4 questions withing the next 3 minutes to confirm whether or not these suspicions are true.

1/ You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

2/ I f you overtake the last person, then you are?

3/ Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?

4/ Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

patrickc

plenty judging by the amount of sh*t he comes out with

Jesus Wept

Can a mod please move this to the pighead forum.

copacetic

Pighead wrote:

There aren't any. Dun Laoires sister asked Pighead to get rid of them all as she likes to run her beautiful fingers along the innards of my wonderful arse.

so you shaved/plucked/waxed the inside of your arsehole because some bird asked you too? for shame.

Huggles

Dun laoire wrote:

arsehole. While ye are all up there somebody might as well give them a count.

Nevermind Pighead's Arsehole.

What crawled up your arse this morning?

Pighead is the finest specimen of man The Gooner has ever seen.

BTW - he has no arse hairs, smooth as a babies bottom

Dun laoire

Pighead wrote:

Not quite sure what this means. Pighead suspects you may be suffering from a horrible bout of stupidity.

Answer these 4 questions withing the next 3 minutes to confirm whether or not these suspicions are true.

1/ You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

A) Sandwiched

2/ I f you overtake the last person, then you are?

A) In the wrong race

3/ Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?

A) Lets discuss numbers after tonights result

4/ Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
A) I dont care i'l take the fat one

Too easy pighead too easy

Reku

patrickc2006 wrote:

plenty judging by the amount of sh*t he comes out with

But hairs would make it more difficult for it to come out, he'd just end up with cling-ons!:rolleyes:

Pighead

Dun laoire wrote:

Too easy pighead too easy

Pighead cannot accept "Too easy pighead" as an answer to any of the 4 questions.

Dun laoire

Oh Pighead. Here's a link to goatsehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/**********

********** was an infamous Internet shock site that became well-known among various Internet forums because of trolls who posted links in order to shock other forum readers. Its front page featured a picture, hello.jpg, showing a naked man stretching his anus open to a diameter roughly equal to the width of his hand, with the inside of his rectum clearly visible. Below his gaping anus, his dangling, semi-flaccid penis and scrotum were visible.

JC 2K3

Less than in YORE MA's arse.

Ruu_Old

The-Rigger wrote:

Can a mod please move this to the pighead forum.

Moved.

Pighead

patrickc2006 wrote:

plenty judging by the amount of sh*t he comes out with

Hairs on someones arse and the amount of poo they produce are not connected patrickc2006. Must try harder.

As for you Dun Laoire, all your answers are wrong. You score 0/4 in the test. You are officially stupid.

PS C'mon Hearts!

Dun laoire

Pighead wrote:

Pighead cannot accept "Too easy pighead" as an answer to any of the 4 questions.

Look again buddy. You're slacking today

bohsman

Pighead wrote:

Not quite sure what this means. Pighead suspects you may be suffering from a horrible bout of stupidity.

Answer these 4 questions withing the next 3 minutes to confirm whether or not these suspicions are true.

1/ You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

2/ I f you overtake the last person, then you are?

3/ Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?

4/ Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

1. 2nd
2. 1st
3. 3000
4. Mary

Pighead

bohsman wrote:

1. 2nd
2. 1st
3. 3000
4. Mary

Oh dear, 2/4. The stupidity is strong in this one too. Are you related to Dun Laoire by any chance?

Terry

1. 2nd
2. Second last
3. 4100
4. Mary

Pighead

Terry wrote:

1. 2nd
2. Second last
3. 4100
4. Mary

3/4 for Terry. You're not stupid buddy, but you're no genius either. Console yourself with the fact that you're 1 1/2 times cleverer than bohsman and infinitely cleverer than Dun Dozy

azezil

1. 2nd
2. Second last
3. 4100
4. Nunu

Will you suck on my bum hole now?

Terry

Am I to take it that if you overtake the last person, you are in first place having lapped the person in last place?
Or Mary is a boy.

Plug

1)What is a pighead?
2)Were is the pighead forum?

Dun laoire

What i want to know is why has this turned into "An I.Q test with Pighead"

Dun laoire

Without too much thinking

1. 2nd
2. 1st
3. 4100
4. Mary

JC 2K3

Terry wrote:

Am I to take it that if you overtake the last person, you are in first place having lapped the person in last place?

Well, were you to follow on from the first question, you'd be 2nd.

Exit

Terry wrote:

Am I to take it that if you overtake the last person, you are in first place having lapped the person in last place?

I think it's if you overtake the last person, there is no particular position you're in. You could be the first person to overtake him, you could be 2nd, you could be 3rd, etc.

Pighead

azezil wrote:

1. 2nd
2. Second last
3. 4100
4. Nunu

Will you suck on my bum hole now?

3/4 and to answer your question, not a chance in hell buddy. Pighead gives respect for the gays but not the love.

Terry wrote:

Am I to take it that if you overtake the last person, you are in first place having lapped the person in last place?

WRONG

Dun laoire wrote:

What i want to know is why has this turned into "An I.Q test with Pighead"

Fcuk off Dumbo.

Pighead

Dun laoire wrote:

Without too much thinking

1. 2nd
2. 1st
3. 4100
4. Mary

Without too much thinking, ha ha ha ha ha. Half an hour after the question is posed he comes back with answers copied from other people and still gets 1 wrong. Shame on you Dunmbo, shame on you.

copacetic

Dun laoire wrote:

What i want to know is why has this turned into "An I.Q test with Pighead"

cos he has skillz. he has hijacked your thread and skilfully deflected and obfuscated the original question.

JC 2K3

Terry's Answers:
1. 2nd
2. Second last
3. 4100
4. Mary

Score = 3/4

Azezil's Answers:
1. 2nd
2. Second last
3. 4100
4. Nunu

Score = 3/4

Which seems to imply that they both got question 4 wrong, though I can't see how it isn't Mary. However:

Dun Laoire's Answers:
1. 2nd
2. 1st
3. 4100
4. Mary

Score = 3/4

Does not compute.

Pighead

JC 2K3 wrote:

Terry's Answers:
1. 2nd
2. Second last
3. 4100
4. Mary

Score = 3/4

Azezil's Answers:
1. 2nd
2. Second last
3. 4100
4. Nunu

Score = 3/4

Therefore, both must have gotten question 4 wrong. But like, surely the answer's Mary?

Cracking point JC 2K3. 20 extra clever points for you. azezil actually only got 2/4. Proof if proof were needed that the gays are not asi ntellectually advanced as the rest of us. (Dun laoire not included)

6th

1. 2nd
2. Second last
3. 4100
4. Mary

or

1. 6th
2. 6th
3. 1977
4. Beruthial

How did I do?

Pighead

6th wrote:

1. 2nd
2. Second last
3. 5000
4. Mary

or

1. 6th
2. 6th
3. 1977
4. Beruthial

How did I do?

Terribly, are you gay?

Huggles

where in the name of sweet baby jesus are ya all getting Mary????

6th

Pighead wrote:

Terribly, are you gay?

For you? I could be!

Anyone fancy a bacon sandwich?

Pighead

TheGooner wrote:

where in the name of sweet baby jesus are ya all getting Mary????

Ha Ha Ha Ha He He He. Please make love to me The Gooner. Pigheads always had a soft/hard spot for thick women.:) :cool:

roar_ie

1. 2nd
2. You can't over take some one in last place. They are last for a reason, they are behind every one else. You only lap them.
3. 4100
4. Mary

Pighead

roar_ie wrote:

1. 2nd
2. You can't over take some one in last place. They are last for a reason, they are behind every one else. You only lap them.
3. 4100
4. Mary

We have a Champion. roar_ie you may be ugly, you may be fat but you my friend are the cleverest person on boards. Bravo.

JC 2K3

^Genius.....

patrickc

Pighead wrote:

4/ Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
?

that help?

Pighead

JC 2K3 wrote:

^Genius.....

Thanks.

Exit

Eh, you can still overtake them. If I'm in my car and I see some lads having a bike race, I don't need to be in the race in order to overtake them.

Pighead

Pighead wrote:

1/ You are participating in a race.

I've bolded the the important bit for you Exit. Are you married to The Gooner perchance?