How many hairs is there up pigheads....

Dun laoire · 03-09-2007 12:48PM #1

arsehole. While ye are all up there somebody might as well give them a count.

Niamho! · 03-09-2007 12:51PM

Lol.

i didnt notice it was like that but i'll take your word for it. lol

Reku · 03-09-2007 12:52PM

First person to demand pics gets a smack!:p

tjtmod · 03-09-2007 12:52PM

Seven.

ejmaztec · 03-09-2007 12:54PM

Dun laoire wrote:

arsehole. While ye are all up there somebody might as well give them a count.

Sorry,but it was closed. The builders were in doing an extension, knocking up a garage and fitting a loft-conversion.

MooseJam · 03-09-2007 12:54PM

somebody doesn't like pighead

Pighead · 03-09-2007 12:55PM

There aren't any. Dun Laoires sister asked Pighead to get rid of them all as she likes to run her beautiful fingers along the innards of my wonderful arse.

r3nu4l · 03-09-2007 12:56PM

Dun laoire wrote:

arsehole. While ye are all up there somebody might as well give them a count.

Hmmm, there's something Freudian going on here isn't there? You seem to be projecting your own subconcious desire to penetrate Pigheads anus onto others!

It's okay my friend, we all know Pighead is a bit of a dishy dreamboat and we don't think any less of you for your desires.

Dun laoire · 03-09-2007 12:57PM

MooseJam wrote:

somebody doesn't like pighead

You'd be quite suprised the bond that me and Pighead have. We're like 3 peas in a pod

Dun laoire · 03-09-2007 12:58PM

Pighead wrote:

There aren't any. Dun Laoires sister asked Pighead to get rid of them all as she likes to run her beautiful fingers along the innards of my wonderful arse.

Yeah you and her seem to have that whole goatsee thing to a tee.

Pighead · 03-09-2007 01:02PM

Dun laoire wrote:

Yeah you and her seem to have that whole goatsee thing to a tee.

Not quite sure what this means. Pighead suspects you may be suffering from a horrible bout of stupidity.

Answer these 4 questions withing the next 3 minutes to confirm whether or not these suspicions are true.

1/ You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

2/ I f you overtake the last person, then you are?

3/ Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?

4/ Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

patrickc · 03-09-2007 01:03PM

plenty judging by the amount of sh*t he comes out with

Jesus Wept · 03-09-2007 01:05PM

Can a mod please move this to the pighead forum.

copacetic · 03-09-2007 01:06PM

Pighead wrote:

There aren't any. Dun Laoires sister asked Pighead to get rid of them all as she likes to run her beautiful fingers along the innards of my wonderful arse.

so you shaved/plucked/waxed the inside of your arsehole because some bird asked you too? for shame.

Huggles · 03-09-2007 01:07PM

Dun laoire wrote:

arsehole. While ye are all up there somebody might as well give them a count.

Nevermind Pighead's Arsehole.

What crawled up your arse this morning?

Pighead is the finest specimen of man The Gooner has ever seen.

BTW - he has no arse hairs, smooth as a babies bottom

Dun laoire · 03-09-2007 01:08PM

Pighead wrote:

Not quite sure what this means. Pighead suspects you may be suffering from a horrible bout of stupidity.

Answer these 4 questions withing the next 3 minutes to confirm whether or not these suspicions are true.

1/ You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

A) Sandwiched

2/ I f you overtake the last person, then you are?

A) In the wrong race

3/ Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?

A) Lets discuss numbers after tonights result

4/ Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
A) I dont care i'l take the fat one

Too easy pighead too easy

Reku · 03-09-2007 01:08PM

patrickc2006 wrote:

plenty judging by the amount of sh*t he comes out with

But hairs would make it more difficult for it to come out, he'd just end up with cling-ons!:rolleyes:

Pighead · 03-09-2007 01:12PM

Dun laoire wrote:

Too easy pighead too easy

Pighead cannot accept "Too easy pighead" as an answer to any of the 4 questions.

Dun laoire · 03-09-2007 01:14PM

Oh Pighead. Here's a link to goatsehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/**********

********** was an infamous Internet shock site that became well-known among various Internet forums because of trolls who posted links in order to shock other forum readers. Its front page featured a picture, hello.jpg, showing a naked man stretching his anus open to a diameter roughly equal to the width of his hand, with the inside of his rectum clearly visible. Below his gaping anus, his dangling, semi-flaccid penis and scrotum were visible.

JC 2K3 · 03-09-2007 01:14PM

Less than in YORE MA's arse.

Ruu_Old · 03-09-2007 01:14PM

The-Rigger wrote:

Can a mod please move this to the pighead forum.

Moved.

Pighead · 03-09-2007 01:15PM

patrickc2006 wrote:

plenty judging by the amount of sh*t he comes out with

Hairs on someones arse and the amount of poo they produce are not connected patrickc2006. Must try harder.

As for you Dun Laoire, all your answers are wrong. You score 0/4 in the test. You are officially stupid.

PS C'mon Hearts!

Dun laoire · 03-09-2007 01:15PM

Pighead wrote:

Pighead cannot accept "Too easy pighead" as an answer to any of the 4 questions.

Look again buddy. You're slacking today

bohsman · 03-09-2007 01:26PM

Pighead wrote:

Not quite sure what this means. Pighead suspects you may be suffering from a horrible bout of stupidity.

Answer these 4 questions withing the next 3 minutes to confirm whether or not these suspicions are true.

1/ You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

2/ I f you overtake the last person, then you are?

3/ Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?

4/ Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

1. 2nd
2. 1st
3. 3000
4. Mary

Pighead · 03-09-2007 01:30PM

bohsman wrote:

1. 2nd
2. 1st
3. 3000
4. Mary

Oh dear, 2/4. The stupidity is strong in this one too. Are you related to Dun Laoire by any chance?

Terry · 03-09-2007 01:32PM

1. 2nd
2. Second last
3. 4100
4. Mary

Pighead · 03-09-2007 01:35PM

Terry wrote:

1. 2nd
2. Second last
3. 4100
4. Mary

3/4 for Terry. You're not stupid buddy, but you're no genius either. Console yourself with the fact that you're 1 1/2 times cleverer than bohsman and infinitely cleverer than Dun Dozy

azezil · 03-09-2007 01:38PM

1. 2nd
2. Second last
3. 4100
4. Nunu

Will you suck on my bum hole now?

Terry · 03-09-2007 01:39PM

Am I to take it that if you overtake the last person, you are in first place having lapped the person in last place?
Or Mary is a boy.

Plug · 03-09-2007 01:39PM

1)What is a pighead?
2)Were is the pighead forum?

Dun laoire · 03-09-2007 01:39PM

What i want to know is why has this turned into "An I.Q test with Pighead"

How many hairs is there up pigheads....

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