How often do you poo?

Rb · 09-08-2007 06:05PM

Anto McC wrote:

Explains why you're here so.

St.John Of Gods requires staff doesn't it?I'm not a moderator though, I just monitor the amount of retarded discussions that go on here.

Anto McC · 09-08-2007 06:06PM

You just keep telling yourself that,son.

Rb · 09-08-2007 06:11PM

Anto McC wrote:

son.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA is that an attempt at being condescending?! LMAO.

Sparky · 09-08-2007 06:49PM

Whenever the sensation arrives.

I cant remember the amount of times tbh

Anto McC · 09-08-2007 07:21PM

rb_ie wrote:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA is that an attempt at being condescending?! LMAO.

Well from your response,i can tell it worked

Colonel Sanders · 09-08-2007 08:37PM

Probably twice a day on average but more after a session.

I remember one time I drank a cheap canned beer (think it was called Holandia) and I had 13 the next day after it. My stomach was in bits for 3-4 days. Funny thing is it actually tasted nice but made my insides all wrong as Tubs from the league of gentlemen would say

FlutterinBantam · 09-08-2007 09:11PM

I find a good hot curry with fried rice followed by 5-6 pints of carlsberg the perfect set up for laying good cable.

best practice is to partake late at night and let the lot bake overnight,sort of slow cooker effect. Good glass of fresh orange juice in the am ,perhaps a brisk walk,not too far as pressure can build up very rapidly.

You can crimp off a fine solid log cabin if you follow those instructions.

Up to 1.5 kg is not uncommon.

Terry · 09-08-2007 09:16PM

I have to ask.

How do you know what it weighs?

tuxy · 09-08-2007 09:17PM

Terry wrote:

I have to ask.

How do you know what it weighs?

By weighting himself?

jobonar · 09-08-2007 10:20PM

this thread has lasted longer than the other poo thread posted earlier! how its lasted longer i dont know...... :rolleyes:

Terry · 09-08-2007 10:24PM

Bad diet.

FlutterinBantam · 10-08-2007 12:18AM

Terry wrote:

I have to ask.

How do you know what it weighs?

Terence!!! I'm surprised.

the DEDICATED poopmeister,if he or she feels a "specimen" bolus in the chod bin will ALWAYS dunk into a Dunnes stores plastic bag,pop her on the kitchen scales,bingo bango,read the wt. and well thats about it really.

A guy in Carlow exceeded 2.1 k recently(subject to scrutiny)

stepbar · 10-08-2007 12:23AM

Twice a day every day!!!!

philstar · 10-08-2007 12:39AM

if its a sticky messy poo in which you have to wiggle yr ass to get it out, well then thats a sign of a poor diet

it should be one full movement with as little friction as possible

as i said before >>shredded wheat is ideal for a healthy bowel

and i'm not talkin bowel'ocks either;)

Terry · 10-08-2007 12:45AM

Denis Leary wrote:

I get up in the morning and have a nice big bowl of oat bran. I go to the bathroom for three and a half hours. I have another bowl of oat bran. I go back in the bathroom for six more hours. All I do is eat and ****, I'm gonna live forever! My colon is the strongest muscle in my body right now. I could pass Elvis through my colon right now.

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K-9 · 10-08-2007 01:21AM

crosstownk wrote:

It depends - usually once. But the day after a heavy session could result in multiple trips - some with little or no warning!

What he said. White wine doesn't help.

Mossy Monk · 10-08-2007 02:07AM

Twice generally, Three times today and it was like ****ting rocks two of the times.

10-08-2007 02:24AM

Whenever I see a thread like this one!

Artmustang · 10-08-2007 02:28AM

Daily. Before I have my bath.:D

admiralofthefleet · 10-08-2007 02:42AM

twice, sometimes trice daily. it really depands on the amount of guinness and indain food i have had the night before although i find that a mug of coffee and a glass of orange juice (lethal combo of caffeine and vitamin c) the following morning gives me an arse like a flock of pidgeons

Zillah · 10-08-2007 06:27AM

azezil wrote:

2 - 3 times a day, gotta make room for some sweet lovin

Too much information!!

Reku · 10-08-2007 07:52AM

Alanthroneus wrote:

yeah.... this is the second poo thread today..enough is enough

Yeah, seriously beginning to think there are some serious faecophiles here in AH...:(

Mr. Anderson wrote:

Up your ass?:eek:

Maybe his GF refuses to degrade herself, so she degrades him instead?

Dev 17 · 10-08-2007 09:12AM

This thread is going deeper and deeper.:)

Duggy747 · 10-08-2007 09:19AM

Bloody hell!! This thread is still going?

Had a good ol' fashioned dump before work this morning to start my day off and it was, what I call, a double decker one-two phantom whammy!! That means the meat cigar itself disappeared down the bowl and a quick wipe with a tissue was suffice to convince me "Did I just imagine having a shít?" No cleaning operation needed, twill be a jolly day today!