How often do you poo?

emoKILLER

im starting to go twice a day now!!!!!

Creamy Goodness

anything less than 5 would be healthy, anything over that i'd get worried.

The Bollox

generally once a day if not less

Owen

About once every three days. I don't eat that much ...

cold_filter

Maybe 3 or 4 times in the morning.... then nothing til the next morning!

Duggy747

I can go normally 2 - 3 days without a shít, dunno why I would though!

zuutroy

enough with the bodily functions threads....please.

crosstownk

It depends - usually once. But the day after a heavy session could result in multiple trips - some with little or no warning!

Kintarō Hattori

Once a week for me.

Steve_o

zuutroy wrote:

enough with the bodily functions threads....please.

Agreed....this is very pointless!!!

Alanthroneus

yeah.... this is the second poo thread today..enough is enough

wyndham

An excretion/bodily functions forum is required posthaste methinks.

Slow Motion

Agreed ! Too many $hitty threads ! Someone lock/delete/blow up/ vaporise/flush away...................

azezil

2 - 3 times a day, gotta make room for some sweet lovin

Steve_o

Away with this thread....

*throws cape over shoulder and walks away*

AlmightyCushion

Depends how many times yore ma wants me too. It had to be done.

Steve_o

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Depends how many times yore ma wants me too. It had to be done.

lol.....it sure did!!!:D

Thomas_S_Hunterson

Usually at least two a day. Always one early in the morning and then the rest spread out through the day depending on how i eat

ShowUsYourXbox

azezil wrote:

2 - 3 times a day, gotta make room for some sweet lovin

Man, you're gay.. no literally.

6th

Wow, I remember the last time we had this exact thread!

Slow Motion

Enough of this crap already ! Move it to TCN

Loomis

azezil wrote:

2 - 3 times a day, gotta make room for some sweet lovin

Up your ass?:eek:

biko

azezil wrote:

2 - 3 times a day, gotta make room for some sweet lovin

Took me a second to figure that out. And then:

Can you imagine Father? Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself? God almighty can you imagine that Father? Can you picture it there Father? Oh get a good mental picture of it. Can you see him there? Ready to do the business?

and eeeww


Mr Anderson, no animated sigs allowed. I'll PM you

super_furry

So After Hours finally reaches it's natural conclusion. I'm surprised it's taken this long.

Lola123

Mr. Anderson wrote:

Up your ass?:eek:

lol. Thats what i thought too!!!

jebuz

wait a cottin pickin... i had a poo thread earlier and it lasted about 7 seconds before it was closed, and I had three poo questions this guy only has one! I even got recommended for a banning from one kind poster, come on mods sort out your policy on poo threads

philstar

well i go once a day, sometimes once every two days (perfectly normal according to my gp)

my secret for keeping regular>>>shredded wheat:)

makes nice clean solid poo's, one wipe and i'm done;)

J.S. Pill

What I'd like to know is how many times a day these people have to answer nature's call.

If you're eating 10-15 thousand calories a day you're going to be making an awful lot of faecal matter and if you're bedridden you're going to have to devise an alternative method for the collection and disposal of the said faecal matter.

Just a thought, albeit an unpleasant one

Kinetic^

3-5 a day

Rb

zuutroy wrote:

enough with the bodily functions threads....please.

Come on now, this is After Hours, it's Boards.ies equivilant of St. John Of Gods.

Anto McC

Explains why you're here so.

Rb

Anto McC wrote:

Explains why you're here so.

St.John Of Gods requires staff doesn't it?I'm not a moderator though, I just monitor the amount of retarded discussions that go on here.

Anto McC

You just keep telling yourself that,son.

Rb

Anto McC wrote:

son.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA is that an attempt at being condescending?! LMAO.

Sparky

Whenever the sensation arrives.

I cant remember the amount of times tbh

Anto McC

rb_ie wrote:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA is that an attempt at being condescending?! LMAO.

Well from your response,i can tell it worked

Colonel Sanders

Probably twice a day on average but more after a session.

I remember one time I drank a cheap canned beer (think it was called Holandia) and I had 13 the next day after it. My stomach was in bits for 3-4 days. Funny thing is it actually tasted nice but made my insides all wrong as Tubs from the league of gentlemen would say

FlutterinBantam

I find a good hot curry with fried rice followed by 5-6 pints of carlsberg the perfect set up for laying good cable.

best practice is to partake late at night and let the lot bake overnight,sort of slow cooker effect. Good glass of fresh orange juice in the am ,perhaps a brisk walk,not too far as pressure can build up very rapidly.

You can crimp off a fine solid log cabin if you follow those instructions.

Up to 1.5 kg is not uncommon.

Terry

I have to ask.

How do you know what it weighs?

tuxy

Terry wrote:

I have to ask.

How do you know what it weighs?

By weighting himself?

jobonar

this thread has lasted longer than the other poo thread posted earlier! how its lasted longer i dont know...... :rolleyes:

Terry

Bad diet.

FlutterinBantam

Terry wrote:

I have to ask.

How do you know what it weighs?

Terence!!! I'm surprised.

the DEDICATED poopmeister,if he or she feels a "specimen" bolus in the chod bin will ALWAYS dunk into a Dunnes stores plastic bag,pop her on the kitchen scales,bingo bango,read the wt. and well thats about it really.

A guy in Carlow exceeded 2.1 k recently(subject to scrutiny)

stepbar

Twice a day every day!!!!

philstar

if its a sticky messy poo in which you have to wiggle yr ass to get it out, well then thats a sign of a poor diet

it should be one full movement with as little friction as possible

as i said before >>shredded wheat is ideal for a healthy bowel

and i'm not talkin bowel'ocks either;)

Terry

Denis Leary wrote:

I get up in the morning and have a nice big bowl of oat bran. I go to the bathroom for three and a half hours. I have another bowl of oat bran. I go back in the bathroom for six more hours. All I do is eat and ****, I'm gonna live forever! My colon is the strongest muscle in my body right now. I could pass Elvis through my colon right now.

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K-9

crosstownk wrote:

It depends - usually once. But the day after a heavy session could result in multiple trips - some with little or no warning!

What he said. White wine doesn't help.

Mossy Monk

Twice generally, Three times today and it was like ****ting rocks two of the times.

Black Swan

Whenever I see a thread like this one!

Artmustang

Daily. Before I have my bath.:D

admiralofthefleet

twice, sometimes trice daily. it really depands on the amount of guinness and indain food i have had the night before although i find that a mug of coffee and a glass of orange juice (lethal combo of caffeine and vitamin c) the following morning gives me an arse like a flock of pidgeons