The power of breasts

Kinetic^ · 16-07-2007 02:26AM

neuromancer wrote:

Pictures sent. Hey, your not a mod. :rolleyes:

I never claimed to be but I can point you in the right direction......still no pics, resend please.

Smellyirishman · 16-07-2007 02:39AM

\o/ Hurray for boobies! \o/

(. Y .)

Also, between this and your "hypothetical" story about intelligent/attractive girls, I would like to propose a date of sorts Dudess, if you would be so kind?

Baraboo · 16-07-2007 02:56AM

Originally Posted by Brian Capture
People who believe

'More than a handful is a waste'

are sadly misguided.

More than a handful can only be described as an eyeful.

I have posted on this subject before at length and attention to detail....

Breasts are a superstimulus. Primitive hindbrain cannot cope with modern underwear and silicone. for thousands of years he expected to see more or less the type of breasts that we see on discovery on New Guinea women. either non existant or empty. He cannot help gibbering and running around in small circles. It is not his fault, It is not that he doesn't have a perfectly good pair at home that he can play with whenever he likes he just cannot help being hypnotised by the pair in visual range.

another example of a superstimulus:

An episode of the PBS science show NOVA showed an Australian beetle species whose males were sexually attracted to large and orange females—the larger and oranger the better. This became a problem when the males started to attempt to mate with certain beer bottles that were just the right color. The males were more attracted to the bottles than actual females.

randylonghorn · 16-07-2007 03:01AM

Baraboo wrote:

This became a problem when the males started to attempt to mate with certain beer bottles that were just the right color. The males were more attracted to the bottles than actual females.

Doesn't sound that different from human males, tbh.

challengemaster · 16-07-2007 03:05AM

fleshlight?

Reku · 16-07-2007 07:41AM

Baraboo wrote:

another example of a superstimulus:

An episode of the PBS science show NOVA showed an Australian beetle species whose males were sexually attracted to large and orange females—the larger and oranger the better. This became a problem when the males started to attempt to mate with certain beer bottles that were just the right color. The males were more attracted to the bottles than actual females.

Yeah, I'd heard about that, it's actually making them an endangered species as the males are wearing themselves out with the beer bottles and unable to perform with the females...

hang on...

that does sound just like men!:eek:

I have read on other boards that many women like having their breast looked at but not stared at (posted by women), any of the ladies here care to educate the males in proper tit appreciation ettiquette?

AlmightyCushion · 16-07-2007 08:32AM

Dudess wrote:

Meh, wouldn't be surprised if a fella in his 60s said that. I'll bet the older a man gets, the more transfixed he is by boobies.

Sweet!!!

2 stroke · 16-07-2007 09:50AM

The opposite is also true. The older the boobs the less transfixed a man is.

Dudess · 16-07-2007 10:33AM

2 stroke wrote:

The opposite is also true. The older the boobs the less transfixed a man is.

By the way, what does your username refer to?

Smellyirishman wrote:

I would like to propose a date of sorts Dudess, if you would be so kind?

Change your name to Fragrantirishman and you're on! (maybe...):)

Crumble Froo · 16-07-2007 10:59AM

farohar wrote:

I have read on other boards that many women like having their breast looked at but not stared at (posted by women), any of the ladies here care to educate the males in proper tit appreciation ettiquette?

what can ya say?! it's nice to feel appreciated!!!

that said, it's also nice to feel that that's not the only part thats appreciated....

figure it out.

AlmightyCushion · 16-07-2007 11:01AM

Dudess wrote:

Change your name to Fragrantirishman and you're on! (maybe...):)

You're not even going out with her smellyirishman and she's already trying to change you. Proceed with caution......and preferably with a camera that has a lens that can see through clothing.

Crumble Froo · 16-07-2007 11:06AM

AlmightyCushion wrote:

You're not even going out with her smellyirishman and she's already trying to change you. Proceed with caution......and preferably with a camera that has a lens that can see through clothing.

and actually... that is very good advice for new relationships in general :P

*wonders if it could be stickied in PI*

AlmightyCushion · 16-07-2007 11:20AM

narco wrote:

and actually... that is very good advice for new relationships in general :P

*wonders if it could be stickied in PI*

I presume you are on about the camera part and only the camera part.

Dudess · 16-07-2007 11:20AM

narco wrote:

and actually... that is very good advice for new relationships in general :P

*wonders if it could be stickied in PI*

The camera bit or the proceed with caution bit?!

Ibjiba · 16-07-2007 11:21AM

Dudess wrote:

By the way, what does your username refer to?

Change your name to Fragrantirishman and you're on! (maybe...):)

I agree with that!

Crumble Froo · 16-07-2007 11:36AM

The camera bit or the proceed with caution bit?!

all of it!

"if embarking in a new relationship, always remember
1. to be wary when s/he tries to change you. proceed with caution therein.
2. to avoid mentioning your own BO, or implying that you enjoy it/love farting.
3. to bring a camera. you NEVER know when youre going to need it. if it can see through clothes... well... that might well be the closest youre gonna get anyway.
4. breasts are powerful.

2 stroke · 16-07-2007 11:47AM

Dudess

By the way, what does your username refer to?

Long story actualy, perhaps we could discuss it over breakfast.

AlmightyCushion · 16-07-2007 11:56AM

2 stroke wrote:

Dudess
Long story actualy, perhaps we could discuss it over breakfast.

Smooth.

Dudess · 16-07-2007 12:21PM

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Smooth

Indeed, there is no other way of describing it.

farohar wrote:

I have read on other boards that many women like having their breast looked at but not stared at (posted by women), any of the ladies here care to educate the males in proper tit appreciation ettiquette?

I'm afraid it's one quick glance and the face from then on.

AlmightyCushion · 16-07-2007 12:27PM

Dudess wrote:

I'm afraid it's one quick glance and the face from then on.

Ah spoil sport.

Crumble Froo · 16-07-2007 12:35PM

Dudess wrote:

I'm afraid it's one quick glance and the face from then on.

lol, reminds me of when i got my nipple done, went in with a mate, and ran into two of his mates (a couple) afterwords. mentioned waht id gotten done... and didnt the guy literally spend the rest of the 15min conversation, with his arm around his g/f, staring at my chest....

Dragan · 16-07-2007 12:36PM

I'm not bothered reading the whole thing but needless to say norks are awesome.

jester77 · 16-07-2007 12:38PM

narco wrote:

what can ya say?! it's nice to feel appreciated!!!

that said, it's also nice to feel that that's not the only part thats appreciated....

figure it out.

Ah but you see, it's not the only part that's appreciated!
We also stare at the ass once you've walked by, but you usually don't see this

2 stroke · 16-07-2007 12:39PM

Dudess wrote:

I'm afraid it's one quick glance and the face from then on.

I can live with that.

You said nothing about keeping my hands to myself.

AlmightyCushion · 16-07-2007 12:44PM

2 stroke wrote:

You said nothing about keeping my hands to myself.

Very observant 2stroke. Very observant.

Crumble Froo · 16-07-2007 12:46PM

jester77 wrote:

Ah but you see, it's not the only part that's appreciated!
We also stare at the ass once you've walked by, but you usually don't see this

as a girl who shops largely in men's depts... all my clothes are baggy enough that its a rare few who can tell if i actually have an ass or not...

and as someone who has plenty of guy mates... believe me... i see droolage once a chick has walked past...:rolleyes:

2 stroke · 16-07-2007 01:06PM

Why is the post count not going up?

AlmightyCushion · 16-07-2007 01:08PM

2 stroke wrote:

Why is the post count not going up?

What post count?

stratospheres · 16-07-2007 01:34PM

I wish I had big boobs!

Stab*City · 16-07-2007 01:43PM

i love boobs.. no i really do.. gotta say i love a nice ass too..

The power of breasts

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