The power of breasts

Smellyirishman

Ibjiba wrote:

I agree with that!

Which part?! :eek:

Well, I guess it's time to sub up and change the auld handle. Cushions, I heed the advice, but in the interest of inspection I must take my chances. One for the brotherhood, if you will.

AlmightyCushion

Smellyirishman wrote:

Which part?! :eek:

Well, I guess it's time to sub up and change the auld handle. Cushions, I heed the advice, but in the interest of inspection I must take my chances. One for the brotherhood, if you will.

Don't forget the camera that has a lens that can see through clothes and post the pics up in the bar for the rest of the brothers.

AlmightyCushion

stratospheres wrote:

I wish I had big boobs!

It could be that you just have low self esteem. Post up pics and let us re-assure you that they are big.

Spud83

Its all about the ass for me. Any girl can have nice boobs, but a nice ass means a nice body.

Smellyirishman

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Don't forget the camera that has a lens that can see through clothes and post the pics up in the bar for the rest of the brothers.

It's already installed in my overly elaborate top-hat.

gurramok

'Woman too sexy for city bus'
http://www.rte.ie/news/2007/0716/germany.html?rss

'(He) shouted at me 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic,' Ms 'C' was quoted as saying.'

Now now ladies, cover* up in future, ye are the cause of road accidents now

*don't cover up, we males want more to see

stratospheres

I don't have much of an ass either!

I guess I'm not a real woman!

*cries*

AlmightyCushion

Smellyirishman wrote:

It's already installed in my overly elaborate top-hat.

Where would I purchase one of these hats?

Spud83

stratospheres wrote:

I don't have much of an ass either!

I guess I'm not a real woman!

*cries*

cant we be the judge of that.

Smellyirishman

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Where would I purchase one of these hats?

Where else but http://www.TheTopHatShop.com/ for all your top-hatting needs.

Under garment camera sold separately.
Installation fee may apply.
TheTopHatShop cannot be held responsible for any beatings you receive as a result of wearing the hat and/or camera attachment.

AlmightyCushion

Smellyirishman wrote:

Where else but http://www.TheTopHatShop.com/ for all your top-hatting needs.

Under garment camera sold separately.
Installation fee may apply.
TheTopHatShop cannot be held responsible for any beatings you receive as a result of wearing the hat and/or camera attachment.

Can I sue them for the damage the insanely heavy camera does to my spine?

stovelid

asl rofl

stratospheres

I'm not presenting myself to be objectified!



Btw, all girls like being objectified! Those that say they don't are lying

Tar.Aldarion

I think old horror films should be edited with voiceovers to say 'the power of breasts compel you' at the appropriate times.

Spud83

stratospheres wrote:

I'm not presenting myself to be objectified!

AWww pretty please...:o

AlmightyCushion

stratospheres wrote:

I'm not presenting myself to be objectified!

We don't care as long as you present yourself.

stratospheres

Tar. Aldarion - I lol'd!

As for you boys, easy now hehehe

Dudess

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I think old horror films should be edited with voiceovers to say 'the power of breasts compel you' at the appropriate times.

Check out Hammer Horror movies - they're veritable boob-fests!
http://www.cultsirens.com/hammer/hammer.htm

But of course I'm appalled at that because (according to posters on the other thread) I'm a sanctimonious feminist type who hates men that don't appreciate women for their minds and only for their bodies.:rolleyes:

AlmightyCushion

Dudess wrote:

Check out Hammer Horror movies - they're veritable boob-fests!
http://www.cultsirens.com/hammer/hammer.htm

Very nice!:)

Dudess wrote:

But of course I'm appalled at that because (according to posters on the other thread) I'm a sanctimonious feminist type who hates men that don't appreciate women for their minds and only for their bodies.:rolleyes:

Well put a link to this thread in your sig and direct them to it. That should shut them up.

Mr. Incognito

You know what they say,

How do you make ten punds of fat look good?

Put a nipple on it!

Tar.Aldarion

stratospheres wrote:

Tar. Aldarion - I lol'd!

How else do I make boobs to go out with me? Girls, I mean girls.


Thanks dudess, looks good.

stratospheres

Ok guys...

I'm a bit curious as to what your ideal size is for a woman?
Obviously different size boobs for different size women...but ya know what I mean!

stratospheres

Tar.Aldarion - I'm sold!

AlmightyCushion

stratospheres wrote:

Ok guys...

I'm a bit curious as to what your ideal size is for a woman?
Obviously different size boobs for different size women...but ya know what I mean!

Boobs like jordans are absolutely disgusting. That's just way too big. I find myself very lenient on this issue. As long as they aren't too big or too small I'm happy. Oh and as long as I get to grab them as often as possible. I forgot to mention that.

Spud83

once they can act as a comfortable pillow its all good and yes there is such a thing as too big.

Tar.Aldarion

stratospheres wrote:

Ok guys...

I'm a bit curious as to what your ideal size is for a woman?
Obviously different size boobs for different size women...but ya know what I mean!

Asking a man his ideal breast size kinda like asking how much money he'd like to have.

Tar.Aldarion - I'm sold!

Now it is your turn to sell yourself I take it?

So anyway, b/c.

_Kaiser_

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Boobs like jordans are absolutely disgusting. That's just way too big. I find myself very lenient on this issue. As long as they aren't too big or too small I'm happy. Oh and as long as I get to grab them as often as possible. I forgot to mention that.

What he said!

stratospheres

If I was to sell myself, nobody on boards could afford me!

Tar.Aldarion

But you just said 'I'm sold'. Where do I pick my new accessory up?

AlmightyCushion

stratospheres wrote:

If I was to sell myself, nobody on boards could afford me!

What if we join our money to buy you together and then pass you around like a used condom.